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  2. The Old Friends Accords

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    The Old Friends Accords

     

    Article I - Trinity

     

    Farkistan hereby enters into this protectorate with the Nuclear Proliferation League.

     

    Article II - Able

     

    I. Farkistan and the Nuclear Proliferation League shall each maintain their own individual sovereignty.

    II. The Nuclear Proliferation League shall be provided with advisors from Farkistan to help guide the alliance in all matters pertaining to Economics, Internal Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Military Affairs, and Organization.

     

    Article III - Baker

    I. The Nuclear Proliferation League promises to provide fresh cooked bacon to Farkistan when supplies are low. In return, Farkistan pledges to provide financial, technological, military, political, and resource trading assistance to the Nuclear Proliferation League as needed.

    II. Farkistan will provide the beer and relaxation mats to NPL as part of this agreement. NPL is entitled to, without obligation, pledge financial, technological, military, political, and resource trading assistance to Farkistan.

     

    Article IV - X-Ray

     

    I. An attack upon the Nuclear Proliferation League by any nation or alliance is considered an attack upon Farkistan, and as such Farkistan hereby pledges its unconditional defense of the Nuclear Proliferation League at all times. Likewise, if Farkistan is attacked, the Nuclear Proliferation League may, without obligation, pledge military support for the defense of Farkistan.

    II. Either party may request, without obligation to the other signatories, any assistance in an aggressive war at any time.

    III. In cases where attacks are launched upon one signatory by another signatory, the offending alliance agrees to pay up to 150% of all damages incurred.

     

    Article V - Tsar Bomba

     

    I. Should all parties agree to cancel this treaty, a period of 48 hours will remain in effect in which, the articles of the treaty will remain valid.

     

    Signed on the 14h Day of April in the year 2024,

     

    Signed for Farkistan:

     

    One Eighty Two - First of his Name, UltraFarker, Submitter, and Guardian of the Greenlight

     


    905 – Squirrel, and Principal Progenitor of the Worldwide Nut Collection Guild

     


    TF Council
     

    Arcane – Speaker of the Council & Supreme Sovereign of the Institute for Creative Interpretation of Cloud Shapes

    BozDaBoz – Brian Bosworth impersonator

    SlickJohnson – Jiffy Lube Franchisee

    DRI – The Decider In Chief

    Yak - Speaker Emeritus


     

    Signed for the Nuclear Proliferation League:


     

    KemMo, The Atom

  7. The Holy War Pact

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    FARK - CCC MDoAP

     

    The Holy War Pact

     

    Holy war. For some, the thought of holy war brings anger. For others, it brings sadness. Yet today, holy war represents the fire that burns between FARK and CCC. These two alliances choose to come together to declare a new crusade.

     

    Article 1 - Where to Crusade

    FARK and CCC recognize that they will not crusade against one another in any way. Instead, holy war will be raged against their enemies.

     

    Article 2 - How to Crusade

    FARK and CCC commit to crusade together whenever both want to conquer new lands. They don’t have crusade together, but it is always nice to wage holy war with friends.

    Should FARK or CCC come under attack, both commit to launch crusades against the enemy unless asked to hold back their forces.

     

    Article 3 - Financing the Crusade

    Crusading promises riches. However, the only way to take hold of those riches is to be well prepared. FARK and CCC will assist one another in strengthening their nations to be ready for holy war.

     

    Article 4 - Whispers of Crusade

    FARK and CCC promise to share any information that is pertinent to each other. These secrets will be held in the strictest of confidence.

     

    Article 5 - Ending the Crusade

    Should either FARK or CCC decide to retire from crusading and declare an end to the holy war, then a 72 hour notice must be given.

     

     

    Signed for CCC

     

    lilweirdward - Chancellor, Other Egregious Meat-based Titles Go Here


    A1ph40m3ga - His Most Gracious and Glorious Majesty, Supreme Sovereign of Smoked Meats, Grilled Delights, and Barbecue Extravaganzas, Grand Master of the Flame and Commander of the Cookout, King of the Grill, Baron of Brisket, Ruler of Ribs, Lord of Low and Slow Cooking, Highness of Hickory, Oak and Mesquite, Grillmeister Extraordinaire, and Chief Connoisseur of Culinary Charisma.


    Britishdude - CCC High Councilor of Those Barely Active Enough to Sign Treaties

     

     

    Signed for Fark

     

    One Eighty Two - First of his Name, UltraFarker, Submitter, and Guardian of the Greenlight


    905 – Squirrel, and Principal Progenitor of the Worldwide Nut Collection Guild


    TF Council


    Arcane – Speaker of the Council & Supreme Sovereign of the Institute for Creative Interpretation of Cloud Shapes

    BozDaBoz – Brian Bosworth impersonator

    SlickJohnson – Jiffy Lube Franchisee

    DRI – The Decider In Chief

    Yak - Speaker Emeritus

     

     

     

    Also, bit of breaking news. Maury has determined through extensive DNA tests that @Dr Triffid is @iwin90's father.

     

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  16. Declassified document release from Farkistan

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    tl;dr - Fark declares war on VE in defense of our friends and allies in NG. To echo Supreme's words, nothing personal. Let's have some fun.

     

     

     

     

     

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    Signed for Fark

     

    One Eighty Two

    Submitter

     

    905

    Squirrel

     

    TF Council

    BozDaBoz - Speaker

    Arcane

    SlickJohnson

    DRI

    Yak - Speaker Emeritus

     

    For what it's worth, Our Blessed Saint of Booze, Smontag, also gave his thumbs up.

     

  18. Blame the Intern: a Fark/TIE ODP

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    The Time that oneeightytwo was Chatting with Tankobite and Tank Explained (mansplained) Feelings to oneeightytwo and All He Got Was Some Napoleon Memes and this Treaty

     

    Tank said, “Optional Defense Pacts (often referred to as ODP's) are a type of inter-alliance treaty wherein the signatory alliances may optionally defend each other if attacked, though such action is not required as it would be for a MDP. In practice, ODP's often function as ToA's. One variation of an ODP is the Optional Defense and Aggression Pact (oDAP/ODoAP/ODAP), wherein an alliance may both optionally defend another if attacked and optionally participate in aggressive actions with other signatories. They are one step above ToA's and one step below MDP's on the Spectrum of Interalliance Treaties.”

     

    To which oneeightytwo said, “ODP, yeah, that one. Sounds good. I bet we can get the Intern to write this for us.”

     

    Tank replied, “My nation is too small to nuke her but I will just start talking about Napoleon till she agrees to write the treaty for us.”

     

    Then oneeightytwo and Tankobite went on their merry way, happy to talk about their feelings with each other and looking forward to their brand new treaty and the growing friendship between FARK and The Imperial Entente.  

     

    Signed for FARK:

     

    One_Eighty_Two - Submitter

    905 - Squirrel

    TF Council - Arcane, Slick Johnson, Decide R Inchief, BozDaBoz, Yak

     

    Signed for The Imperial Entente:

     

    Tankobite - Emperor

    Shtanto - Prince Imperial

    Lucius Optimus - Acting Chancellor

    Lord Morgan the Blue - Recruiting Sergeant

    Ddaring - Minister of Commerce

     

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