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well i think you may win what ever your trying to achieve.
I really hope so. Right now, we dont have enough to fill up the reserve rafts with air!
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The Nord Belkan Navy has released its new technologically advanced war fighting ships today!
The Naval forces include:
* 22 Kayaks
* A model 'Titanic'
* 7 rafts
* All the logs that kids have dropped in rivers
* A floating missile with a propeller in the rear.
There has also been a rumor circulating for many years that Nord Belka's Special Forces were trained by the legendary Chuck Norris. More information will come to you as this story progresses.
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because that's totally not supicious.
LMAO! its not like that its lke this:
I just re-made my nation and I dont want to be ZId like I was 5 months ago by the same people. SOme Rogues are just jerks... Maybe they forgot me by now...
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Crapping in a bucket from a very high building may not be a very catchy name; but it sure as hell is an addictive sport!
The rules are pretty self explanatory but I'll try and explain. What it means you to do is place a bucket at the base of a very high building (say the empire state building) go to the top, drop trou, perch your bare $@! over the edge and squeeze out a steamer aiming for the bucket below.
This sport, once a backstreet money maker, is now one of the most popular alternative sports in the world. Champions have been discovered from all countries and nations including; Pete The Hairy, Jorg 'Thunderguts' Hurdygurdy, Steve 'the Squit' Jobbs and the American champion Terry 'The Toilet Torpedo' Depp (not related to the actor).
It is now having nightly slots on sky sports having viewer ratings of nearly 7,000,000. Many celebs are jumping on the bandwagon including; Chuck Norris, Mr.T, Philip Henry, David Beckham and even The Hoff.
A lot of controversy has surrounded this game including rumors that players where eating banned substances to make their crap more aerodynamic. Also several spectators were knocked unconscious by stray turds but it was thrown out of court when the judge ruled that it was their fault for standing so near the damn !@#$@#$ bucket. Shut Up.
Many people see this sport as a social event; in fact many people have made great friends when casually practicing the sport. HRM the Queen has even been known to practice this magical sport from her garden wall.
The 2007 world championship was the biggest and most spectacular show ever in the history of this sport. No less than 55 countries took part and it was watched worldwide. The championship was held in New York, as America had one the year before, and the building chosen for the event was of course the Empire State Building.
After 3 days of the event there was just three competitors left; Pete the hairy (England), Terry 'The Torpedo' Depp (America) and newcomer 'Sloppy' Joe (Nord Belka).
Participants
The points went as follows;
Pete the Hairy
* 1 Clanger: 15 pts
* 2 Rimmers: 20 pts
* 4 pavement cakes: 20 pts
* 2 man made meteors: 0 pts
* Total: 55 pts
Terry 'The Torpedo' Depp
* 2 Clangers: 30 pts
* 0 Rimmers: 0 pts
* 3 pavement cakes: 15 pts
* 4 man made meteors: 0 pts
* Total: 45pts
"Sloppy" Joe
* 3 Clangers: 45 pts
* 0 Rimmers: 0 pts
* 1 pavement cake: 5 pts
* 3 man made meteors: 0 pts
* Total: 50 pts
Pete the Hairy was a surprise winner as 'Sloppy' Joe had been a number one favorite to win. After a lot of uproar the judges ruled that Pete should be tested for drugs and his crap tested for illegal streamlining substances. after rigorous tests Pete was found to be under the influence of a pre match kitten huff and his turd contained large amounts of cement mix which added weight and made the turd fall straight being unaffected by wind turbulence. Pete was stripped of the trophy and champion title and it was given to 'sloppy' Joe (who, incidentally, was later found to be under the influence of kittens at the 2006 championships and was forced in to early retirement).
The Nord Belka capital, Dinsmark, Will hold the 2008 Championship. The tournament will be at the Parasol Corporations' high rise research building. Applicants must bring their regulation size buckets[1] in advance for inspection.
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Regulation bucket
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The Legend of the Einherjar would like to announce that it has passed the 100k combined NS mark with 15 nations in total. Also we would like to thank all members that participated in spam wars. We have decided to make this a monthly thing with some adjustments to the way prizes are handed out. Thanks again to all alliances that have wished us luck and/or participated in spam wars. We would like to again mention The Templar Knights our protectors with whom none of this would of been possible. One last thanks goes out to Ragnorok and Valhalla for there hospitality on there forums.
Cheers Planet Bob
Gungnir TLE!
Congratulations, friend! I think you may remember me from a previous alliance :jihad: . PM me in game.
World Freedom Federation
in Player Created Alliances
Posted · Edited by Nord Belka
The World Freedom Federation, established after the disbanding of Soldier to assure and maintain the presence of a tightly knit alliance within the CN world. We have a military/military aviation theme and we will stop at nothing to assure the protection and well being of our citizens. We strive to make sure that every new nation has a harbor, foreign ministry and an outstanding economy. Even though we are a military driven alliance, we keep the pen at hand for diplomacy first and use force as a last resort in just about any conflict.
If you are looking to be a citizen in the World Freedom Federation, visit our forum for further information.
http://worldfreedomfed.14.forumer.com
Some more info on the World Freedom Federation and what we offer:
Be Protected!
As a member of WFF you will enjoy the protection of a tightly knit alliance, with a reputation that can’t be beat.
Know whats going on!
Our members are always willing to help out and answer all questions!
New nations need cash!
1 million startup cash
It pays to be active!
Activity bonuses
Wait, there's more!
Get up to 3 million in additional startup cash after two weeks of being an ACTIVE Federal Citizen
What is required to be a Federal Citizen:
Commitment - We require activity of our Citizens. Participation is our common bond and the KEY to our success. You also must have fun...that's what this is all about!
WFF Informational Video:
Articles of the Federation:
These Articles of the Federation are the laws set forth for the administration of the World Freedom Federation, by the Citizens of the Federation. These Articles are of which what the Citizens of the World Freedom Federation protect and are protected by.
Article I: Citizenship
To obtain Citizenship in the World Freedom Federation an applicant must meet the following:
1. Register for an account on the World Freedom Federation forum. Upon registration prospective citizens must submit an application in the member application topic.
2. The applicant must not be engaged in any wars, must not be in peace mode, and must not be on any ZI lists.
3. Applicant's will switch their In game alliance Affiliation to WFF Applicant. This AA will be under the protection of the World Freedom Federation. Upon acceptance of the approval the Citizen will switch to the AA WFF.
4. All Citizens of the World Freedom Federation are granted the right to protection from unprovoked attack, partake in growth and education programs, run in elections for government positions.
5. Citizenship may be revoked by the Skymarshal only for a gross breach of these Articles or the Federal Service Oath.
Article II: Government
The Skymarshal
The Skymarshal is the leader of the World Freedom Federation. The Skymarshal serves for in one year terms unless he chooses to step down. The Skymarshal reserves the right to choose a successor when his term ends. In the event that the Chairman does not choose a new leader there shall be a Citizen vote for the new Skymarshal.
The Skymarshal holds final say over all matters pertaining to the World Freedom Federation but is expected to follow the will of the Citizens.
The Skymarshal may be removed by a vote of no confidence. Any member may bring cause. To remove the Skymarshal a case on his misdeeds must be brought before the Federal Council and he may be removed by a 2/3 majority vote in favor. In the event of the Skymarshal being removed a Citizen election will be held to find a successor to finish the term. An election thread will be put up and 24 hours after a poll with the member with the most votes proclaimed the winner.
The Deputy Skymarshal
The Deputy Skymarshal is second in command of the World Freedom federation. The Deputy Skymarshal serves for the entire term of the Skymarshal unless they are replaced by the Skymarshal or choose to step down. The Deputy Skymarshal is appointed by the Skymarshal. The Deputy Skymarshal will be responsible for ensuring that all Officers are doing their absolute best for the Federation.
The Officers
Officers will be elected every two months. Any Citizen in good standing is eligible to run for these positions. Citizens may only run for one position for any one term. To be placed on the ballot, the candidate must be nominated by a fellow citizen and accept the nomination. Upon conclusion of nominations The Skymarshal or Deputy Skymarshal will put up a poll for each Officer position to be voted on by the citizens of the World Freedom Federation. The candidate with the most votes will be declared the winner. In the event of a tie there shall be a run off election.
The Officers will be voting Members of The Federal Council.
Foreign Affairs Officer
The FaD is an elected position. The FaD will be responsible for keeping Embassy Row in order. The FaD will be responsible for sending diplomats to other alliances. The FaD may receive treaty offers for proposal to the Skymarshal. The FaD may propose treaties to the Skymarshal to be considered for offering to a foreign alliance. The FaD may appoint any deputies to help him with his duties.
Federal Defense Officer
The FdO is an elected position. The FdO will be responsible for organizing the defense of the World Freedom Federation. The FdO may install Citizens as the Divisional and platoon commanders to help him with his task.
Internal Affairs Officer
The IaO is an elected position. The IaO will be responsible for the application process. The IaO will be responsible for keeping an up to date roster of Federal nations. The IaO will be responsible for recruitment of new nations to the World Freedom Federation. The IaO may appoint any deputies to help them with their duties.
Economics Officer
The Eo is an elected position. The Eo will be responsible for citizen trading. The Eo will be responsible for creating and administering growth programs within the Federation. The Eo will be responsible for tech dealing. The Eo may appoint any deputies to help them with their duties.
The Federal Council
The Federal Council will be responsible for the Internal Policy of the World Freedom Federation. The Federal Council will vote on such items as tech raiding policy, first strike nuke policy, rules of conduct for Federal Citizens, punishment policy, charter amendments, and other items of policy within the World Freedom Federation.
The Federal council will vote on all foreign treaties and Declarations of war and peace.
The Skymarshal may overrule any decision reached by the council but may be overturned by a majority 2/3 vote.
There will be one Federal Council member for every 15 Citizens.
The Federal Council will be elected every two months along with Officers. Any Citizen is eligible to run for these positions. Citizens may only run for one position for any one term. To be placed on the ballot a candidate must be nominated by a fellow Citizen and accept the nomination. Upon conclusion of nominations The Skymarshal or Deputy Skymarshal will put up a poll for the Council. The top vote getters will be declared the winners in relation to the number of council spots available. (5 spots, top 5 vote getters etc.)
Election Protocol
Nomination threads will be put up 4 days before the end of the current term. Nominations will go on for 48 hours. Once that is complete, a poll for each seat will be put up for another 48 hours. Elections will be concluded on the First of the month of the new term and the new government announced.
Elections for Skymarshal in the event of a vote of no confidence will be moved in a more expedited manner. Upon a vote of no confidence the Skymarshal shall put up a nomination thread and message the Citizens. The Nominations will go on for 24 hours. After nominations are concluded a poll will be put up where voting will occur for another 24 hours.
In the event of a tie for any one seat there will be a run off election to determine the winner. Upon conclusion of voting and a tie exists The Skymarshal will immediately set up a separate poll with those candidates who are tied. That poll will remain open for 24 hours. In the event of another tie. Standing members of the Federal Council will vote. In the event of a tie in that poll the Skymarshal reserves the right to appoint a member from those tied to the seat.
The Federal council will install a Citizen into a given position in the event that an incumbent to an elected seat steps down mid term.