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Jar Jar Binks

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  1. Goose's lawn is special because I'm the only one there right now. #gooseslawn on coldfront. Used to be loads of people but the party gradually died. Now seems as good a time as any to revive it.

    My question is what type of wood is your cane made of? I am assuming it is specifically designed to be used to beat people with...

  2. Today Angelite celebrates the birthday of our glorious omnipotent and ever slacking leader Sig. To commemorate this day of great joy we have passed the 101 nuclear weapon mark. It is a fitting and noble symbol of the might of Sig and our alliance as a whole. A word of caution to any of our allies that wish to partake in the consumption of our glorious birthday cake: the nuclear weapons that we are using as candles may have irradiated it. Consumption of the cake may have undesirable side effects such as heartburn, hair loss, impotency, and the growth of mutated limbs. Also rare but serious side effects have been reported such as transforming into a giant irradiated hypnotoad.

    Oh and of course please follow this post with the obligatory mindless hails (especially to Sig and our new resident hypnotoad).

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  3. I would go back in time tell myself all the winning lottery numbers get lots of money and then buy donation deals for everyone...

    Or more likely abandon the gungan empire for somewhere with a warmer climate...

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