[A Message from the former AgentOfChaos]

5 hours ago, The Big Bad said:

 

Did your alliance not tell you they were going to war?  If not this is on them.  If they did this is on you.  I do not see how you can blame NG for fighting  wars the same way they have always been fought.  Did you forget how things work here? 

 

He, like everyone else in the alliance was pinged on discord, via in game message and alliance announcement. Maybe I should have had the CIA track him down and personally serve him a notice. 
 

5 hours ago, Lyanna Mormont said:

 

I am very sorry your alliance leadership did not prep you for their war or make sure you had the funds needed to fight.

At least attempt to make a somewhat reasonable lie. Every member of the alliance had at least 10 days notice that we could be going to war any day. (from the day the war started to the day we entered cba to check the dates atm) That includes discord pings, private messages, alliance announcements ect ect. If you read you’d see he thought he was in peace mode.  (not sure how that happens maybe due to a Covid fever dream?)

 

[A Declaration of War from the Viridian Entente]

Welcome to the battle VE. 

[Update on CLAWS - Doom Squad Relations]

Have fun CLAWS

[Peaceful Settlement]

I feel as if I’ve seen this before. 

[Conclusion of the Friends of Doom and RED ALERT War]

Peace in our time. Congrats on your victory Doom. 

[Joint Announcement from the Order of the Black Rose and Old Guard – Part III DoW]

Enjoy the feast Doom. 

[A Non Grata Recipe, From Our Table to Yours]

It’s about time. I’ve been waiting. 

[The Amazing Sanction Race]

Thanks for doing this again Stewie.

[Announcement from the Order of the Black Rose – Part II]

Congrats on your appointment!

[A Non Grata Declaration]

21 minutes ago, lilweirdward said:

 

Nasty, awful stuff, in truth 

Well then

[A Non Grata Declaration]

55 minutes ago, lilweirdward said:

 

There is no they. There is only we.

 

 

What do you think of peas?

[A Non Grata Declaration]

9 hours ago, Cydonian Knight said:

Who are we?

Why are we?

[Imperial Announcement - New Polar Order]

2 hours ago, Dajobo said:

 

I promise to try!

People who still remember me will know how far Polaris had drifted from my ideals but with Eatem and Grub back we'll have a direction I can get behind.

 🥰It must be 2010 again. 

[Imperial Announcement - New Polar Order]

Lots of announcements tonight. Things are getting interesting. 

[A Mostly Harmless FA Announcement]

1 minute ago, Joseph Black said:

Given the blitz we've been having and the.... DoW quality, RV's aside, if nothing new follows they still win.

I take offense to that. 

[Announcement from the Order of the Black Rose – Part I]

Congrats Sir Sys. 

[Argent and GATO Declare War on Sparta and CCC]

3 minutes ago, Xineoph said:

If Argent is so relevant, then why did GATO do the declaration?

Sheeeeeeesh. RIP Argent, was nice knowing you lol. 

[Argent and GATO Declare War on Sparta and CCC]

Have fun and roll only nat 20s my dudes.

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

Thats it. Roll Velo for posting seconds before me.

[In the words of the great Bender Bending Rodríguez...]

2 minutes ago, lilweirdward said:

No wars for me? I feel left out.

 

 

Another fine DoW from TFO/TKTB. Looking forward to the casualties!

 

 

Way too small for me homie. Turtles will reach out soon enough.

[CLAW DoW 2]

3 minutes ago, lilweirdward said:

I look forward to our ghost soldiers meeting on the ghost battlefield. 

 

@firingline please also consider this formal pre-authorization for either of us to hit the other once we get in range. Looking forward to seeing if you live up to your own hype  

 

*Buzzer sounds*

[In the words of the great Bender Bending Rodríguez...]

 

 

 

You asked, we answered.

TKTB Hereby declares war on CCC via The (upgraded) Rules of Acquisition Accords

 

/s/

James Maximus, Turtle Overlord
Neforatu, Grand Turtle

BMTH, Ninja Turtle

[Oculus uses two eyes]

o/ Enjoy!

[Sparta goes for a swim]

Just now, lilweirdward said:

 

Hahaha what? What a rare insult, I'm honored.

 

New head cannon accepted. Squidward plays CN in his spare time. 

[GLoF Declaration of War]

All hail Aztec, (I also was unaware it was still active) have fun GLoF. And enjoy your continued fun FTW and NATO. 

[Sparta goes for a swim]

NPOs milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.