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  10. From the War Office of Bear Force One

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Nobody Expects

    Yah, it is impressive that you managed to attack three nations, it is very poor that our nation hasn't managed to nuke you in 4 days but lets be honest, if you wanted to cause real damage you would throw down and rebuy and fight at a level that we couldn't rebuild the nation for a $1.75.  I notice no one ever goes after Dajobo or Eatem when they want to roll over and die.  When I was Emperor I was an extremely popular exit strategy, maybe because I am such an asshole, but I am disappointed that you think rolling around at a low level nuking three nations of small stature counts for anything.

     

    We will fix the situation but it doesn't seem like a grand plan to get casualties and retire as a champion warrior.

     

    It does prove NpO is about as incompetent as incompetent gets though.

     

    Dajabo does a good job of fighting and being emperor, Eatumup his VP is utterly incompetent at being Gov but fights ok, and hey ho the rest of NpO can do neither, Grub in your day say it weren't so. How hard is it to keep a 27k NS nation nuked for more than 2 minutes?

  14. From the War Office of Bear Force One

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Nobody Expects

    I loved the OP and would read again, however, I guess I was expecting a little more.  I seem to have missed the element of fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency you speak of.  One of the scientists of Eatemville recently brought this report to my attention:

     

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    You have nuked me every day - 4 times, I have only bothered nuking you once, you have only done slightly over  3x the dmg though, even though you have 5 people to co-ordinate with, and I have none....hmmmm maybe you suck. Don't let it get in the way of your herp-a-derp stats though ;)

     

    Surely the talent pool in Polaris is deep enough that they don't need an eijet like you as #2? Guess not eh.....

  20. An AI Announcement: Peace for our time

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Nobody Expects

    To the not so learned gentlemen from GATO it's "peace for our time"
      
    An Anarchy Inc. Announcement

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    It is with great pleasure that I announce the appointment to the AI Triumvirate of Pansy, Trium of Peace.

    It has been a awesome working alongside Tronix, and AI is grateful for the huge amount of work he has done in getting AI off the ground, and more recently running it into the ground with this war.

    Given the great destruction wrought upon AI during this war, we looked inward, we looked long and hard, and we decided that we need peace, and who better to appoint in the pursuit of all things peacemode related than dear Pansy.

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    In other news, we appoint Timberland as Minister of Finance. Ever since we kidnapped him from the evil GOON hordes he has excelled in various areas of Gov. He will now be able to report the goings on at the highest levels of AI to his DH puppetmasters.

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    o/ Pansy
    o/ Tron{pipe and slippers}IX
    o/ Timberland
    o/ AI

  22. Upper End of the War

    in Open World RP

    Posted · Edited by Nobody Expects

    On the list I see only 2 DBDC nations. You are missing 80k tech  of former Umbrella on my AA, the doombird doomcave AA, alone. The first month of war is always going to be the most destructive month. In the first month of war AI still had a lot of 15k-17k tech nations and were doing to do a lot of damage. Mat Miller had 3 offensive wars and was still at 26k tech. Also in the first month of war the weak nations gets wielded out/ deleted. After that a core of devoted nuke turrets stays and those do a lot of damage.

     

    AI has like 5 10K + tech nations left, NPO has 2, IRON has 5 also. You don't have the tech in the toptiers anymore to get them down.  Your alliance lost more tech than Umbrella :)

     

    No tech is missing, that is the list of Umb nations as at DoW and their current NS, Infra and Tech stats. It is pure and simple, indisputable facts.

     

    DBDC has nations from a variety of places - OTTOOTTO started the war on LoSS not Umb AA, Pudge came from MHA, another came from Old Guard afair.

     

    Also we started with 957k Tech and now have 651k tech, so we have lost less than Umbrella.

  23. Upper End of the War

    in Open World RP

    Posted · Edited by Nobody Expects

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AuOBgJ-MOr7rdFJxVW9HZDA4V0ViczJUYkxIajEyLXc&output=html

     

    Umbrella has lost one third of its Tech in the first month of the war, that's an awful lot, what makes them think there will be anything left by the time people think about peace?

     

     

    Headline Stats

     

    These are actual losses comparing everyone on the Umb AA at DoW to their NS regardless of AA now.

     

    Tech Lost: 350k or 32%

    Infra Lost: 819k or 81%

    NS Lost: 5.4m or 53%

  25. Graphing the War (Because numbers suck)

    in Open World RP

    Posted · Edited by Nobody Expects

    Here's the Umbrella stats, from pre DoW 18th January to today. It includes anyone on the AA at DoW and counts their stats no matter what AA they are on presently, as well as noting said AA.

     

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AuOBgJ-MOr7rdFJxVW9HZDA4V0ViczJUYkxIajEyLXc&output=html

     

    AI's stats are similar, we have lost 300k Tech give or take, 6.5m NS or so, but then I am not, nor have tried to, spin that, facts are facts afterall, so enjoy some Umbrellan ones.

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