Kenada vs. Amerika!
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Coke. )):
Pepsi hands down. It is smoother.
Coke is also sweeter. And !@#$%^&* it's smoother. Since when is Pepsi smoother? And cola isn't supposed to be smooth anyway. Cola is supposed to have bite. Most carbonated drinks do, but cola especially is supposed to have bite when you drink it.
I want my drinks to be as smooth as my social skills with women.
The day you reach the level of suave manliness that Connery Bond with a martini has, is the day I will go gay for you.
The day you're a decent person worthy of the name Dave is the day I reach that level.
That sir, is a falsity. I have always been worthy of that name, and yet you are not at the aforementioned level of manliness.
You are a bastardization of the name Dave, only given to you in error by people unworthy of judging who is truly allowed to bear such a title.
When is your birthday?
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