I'm always hunting ways to supplement my income and ways to become rich without much work. This quest has just barely kept me from the hangman's noose. However I think I have stumbled on a risk- free method to achieve riches beyond belief.

In my vast excursions on the web, I noticed that the "pee pee dance" was not owned by anyone. So, after brief skill training in choreographic notation and notating it and taking out the copyright, I am sole proprietor of the dance.

Thus, I am using this public venue to issue a "cease and desist order". You or your family are no longer able to perform this intellectual property without paying me a royalty fee. If I see or agents appointed by me see its performance without the royalty fee having been paid,we will "impeed" your progress to the restroom.

Many of you are now thinking, I will just disguise it as the funky chicken or some other dance. I will remind you that intellectual property even includes any innovation.