Editor's note: I have not formed an opinion nor taken sides in this situation yet, I only seek to share the truth and let my readers decide for themselves.
Here is a transcript of something recently overheard, the names have been changed to protect the innocent and one thing was redacted for the safety of the parties involved:
ASLCK2:
Are you the Farkistani People's Front?
AZL:
Fark off!
ASLCK2:
What?
AZL:
Farkistani People's Front. We're the People's Front of Farkistan!
