Editor's note: I have not formed an opinion nor taken sides in this situation yet, I only seek to share the truth and let my readers decide for themselves.

Here is a transcript of something recently overheard, the names have been changed to protect the innocent and one thing was redacted for the safety of the parties involved:

ASLCK2:

Are you the Farkistani People's Front?

AZL:

Fark off!

ASLCK2:

What?

AZL:

Farkistani People's Front. We're the People's Front of Farkistan! Farkistani People's Front. Cawk.

JSBTA:

Wankers.

ASLCK2:

Can I... join your group?

AZL:

No. Piss off.

ASLCK2:

I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate [REDACTED] as much as anybody.

PEOPLE'S FRONT OF FARKISTAN:

Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

AZL:

Schtum.

ACTNHNK:

Are you sure?

ASLCK2:

Oh, dead sure. I hate [REDACTED] already.

AZL:

Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.F., you'd have to really hate [REDACTED].

ASLCK2:

I do!

AZL:

Oh, yeah? How much?

ASLCK2:

A lot!

AZL:

Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than [REDACTED] are the farking Farkistani People's Front.

P.F.F.:

Yeah...

ACTNHNK:

Splitters.

P.F.F.:

Splitters...

JSBTA:

And the Farkistani Popular People's Front.

P.F.F.:

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

FIRGY15207:

And the People's Front of Farkistan.

P.F.F.:

Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

AZL:

What?

FIRGY15207:

The People's Front of Farkistan. Splitters.

AZL:

We're the People's Front of Farkistan!

FIRGY15207:

Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.

AZL:

People's Front! C-huh.

JSBTA:

Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Azl?

AZL:

He's over there.

P.F.F.:

Splitter!