Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) ¡El Oficial Announcemento! El Presidente gets up off his hammock, where an impression of his behind remains, and walks over to a rusted podium, cigar in teeth. "So this is Puerto Rico. We have many, many positive aspects. For example, we are the World's leading supplier of bananas, crack, crystal meth and Peruvian Flute Band CDs. Yes, we even top Peru. As a nation, our people are definitely happy and always smiling... Gestures for his guards to make the crowd smile There we go! See, Mr. Cameraman? We're as happy as a black guy at KFC. Anyway... We have a number of positions open in our Government, namely because the former Ministerios keep either getting whacked by the Mafia, or running to the United States. So there's always something to do! Although many have this idea that we're in a state of perpetual war... We also enjoy many fun times on IRC and the Forums, where we just muck around and do whatever we want. So you, the Puerto Rican, have ultimate freedom. Woo hoo! We even have a national anthem! "We live on an island You could say it's my land I like doing crack deals and eating few meals I like shooting your stuff I makes me feel real buff Until I get shot Well that's a load of rot EVERYBODY NOW They hardly have no food but yet they're cool dudes We love Puerto Rico La la la Shnerto Pico!" El Presidente spits on the ground, takes a swig of beer, and stumbles back to his hammock Edited November 19, 2009 by Kaiser Gutenhagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Now my topic is at the top of the list. I am better than you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Bumpity bump bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zikawe Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Ok, I wont. Don't worry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 -5 points for racism. +10 points for lack of style and class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 -5 points for racism. +10 points for lack of style and class. That equals out to like +2 or something. Holy crap! Thanks mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfsPride Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 As Happy as a black man at KFC. Hahahaha. Now that's EPIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 I just bumped this. Deal with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Entertaining enough to merit a bump, so here it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted November 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Entertaining enough to merit a bump, so here it is! I am so honoured. Words cannot describe I feel right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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