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Invitation to Serbia


TheStig

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"You heard incorrect. It is actually 301mph. Accident levels are reasonably low, obliteration levels are a bit more of a concern."

The car pulled up into the conference centre. The leaders stepped out, walked a little, then sat down on some wonderfully cosy chairs.

"So then, how is the Serbian government doing in forming this new nation?"

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"That is excellent to hear. Recently we have been working on improving our foreign relations with the European Continent, and your new nation appears to have a very stable government and a reliable leadership."

The Stig glanced outside at the private sports facilities.

"Do you play badminton, your highness?"

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"Ah of course, you damn Europeans and your times!"

Following The Stig also sleeping, but at a more reasonable hour, they both awake and head for breakfast. The Stig selects fried egg with bacon and toast, then takes his seat with the King.

"So then, *munch*, what do you think of Top Gear?"

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"What I have seen so far has impressed me greatly. Tell me, what does one do for entertainmant here in Top Gear."

The King said after he finished his bacon.

Drive cars, watch shows about cars, particularly Top Gear, pleasure ones self whilst thinking about cars? All kinds of different things. What about in Serbia?

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"What a brilliant idea! But now I really think we should get down to business, my friend. Although, actually. Before we do. There is a jar of cookies here that does need eating..."

The Stig scrambled to open the jar and spilled the contents out on the table and began to feast.

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The King scrambled up some of the remaining cookies.

"Yes, the business, I almost forgot during all this fun. I was thinking some kind of economic thing."

"Here, I've drawn up a draft:"

The Badminton Pact

Article I.

Top Gear and the Serbian Empire agree to sign this treaty to promote friendship, and to provide for the defence of both nations.

Article II.

Any and all intelligence that may expose a security threat to either nation must be shared.

Article III.

Free trade, meaning importing and exporting of goods between both nations without tariffs, as well as open borders between both nations, is to be enacted as a condition of this treaty.

Article IV.

If either nation is attacked by another nation, the nation not under attack is required by this treaty to come to the defence of the nation under attack.

Article V.

If either nation engages in an aggressive war against another nation, the other nation is highly encouraged, but not required, to aid the attacking nation in every way possible.

Article VI.

If either nation wishes to cancel this treaty, a 72 hour notification period is required.

Signed for the Serbian Empire

~~~~~

Signed for Top Gear

~~~~~

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"Fantastic! As soon as your government agree to the treaty just give me your signatures for the document and we can make this official."

Signed for Top Gear

King of Pixels, Overlord, Emperor, and Demi-God of Top Gear; TheStig

Prime Minister; Jeremy Clarkson

First Lady; Top Gear Dog

Secretary of State; Richard Hammond

Gay Pride President; James May

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