TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 King CJC, I would much like to meet with you in the Top Gear Capital. I can send a plane over to fetch you, will you accept my humble invitation? Sincerely, The Stig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I will happily meet you in the Top Gear capital, Mr. Stig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I will happily meet you in the Top Gear capital, Mr. Stig. "Splendid! I shall have your accommodation prepared immediately, and await your arrival at Top Gear Intl." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 The plane touched down on the runway. King CJC departed from the plane and The Stig greeted him. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Mister CJC." The Stig climbed in the Xerox Q4 that had arrived to transport them. "Hop in your Majesty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 The King dived into the Car. "What an excellent choice of car you have here your Stiglyness". "I have heard the speed limit is incredibly high here, some say over 200mph. How does this affect your accident levels?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "You heard incorrect. It is actually 301mph. Accident levels are reasonably low, obliteration levels are a bit more of a concern." The car pulled up into the conference centre. The leaders stepped out, walked a little, then sat down on some wonderfully cosy chairs. "So then, how is the Serbian government doing in forming this new nation?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 The King got settled in his chair and paused for a moment. "We are starting a fresh and trying to make Serbia great again. One of our top priority is foreign allies, and Top Gear was one of the first nations we considered." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "That is excellent to hear. Recently we have been working on improving our foreign relations with the European Continent, and your new nation appears to have a very stable government and a reliable leadership." The Stig glanced outside at the private sports facilities. "Do you play badminton, your highness?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "What an excellent idea, just don't go easy on me." King CJC stands up and heads over to the court with Mr. Stig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 After 85 minutes of playing, the pair wander back inside for a coffee. "I still say it was a tie. Like you could beat me, hah!", joked The Stig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "First good game I've had in ages". The King said. "after this coffee, I shall go to my room, I am afraid I am still tired from the flight over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "Ah of course, you damn Europeans and your times!" Following The Stig also sleeping, but at a more reasonable hour, they both awake and head for breakfast. The Stig selects fried egg with bacon and toast, then takes his seat with the King. "So then, *munch*, what do you think of Top Gear?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "What I have seen so far has impressed me greatly. Tell me, what does one do for entertainmant here in Top Gear." The King said after he finished his bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "What I have seen so far has impressed me greatly. Tell me, what does one do for entertainmant here in Top Gear."The King said after he finished his bacon. Drive cars, watch shows about cars, particularly Top Gear, pleasure ones self whilst thinking about cars? All kinds of different things. What about in Serbia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "Unfortunately, we haven't much at the moment, however, we are currently having a theme park built near our capital. But our TV Channel is interested in buying Top Gear. I myself love the crazy challenges involved." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "We will permit you to broadcast the program indefinitely with no restrictions for 1,000 dongs per thousand viewers per annum." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "We thank you for the brilliant offer. I have heard that you are looking for a Star in a Reasonably Priced Car for today's show. I would happily go on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "What a brilliant idea! But now I really think we should get down to business, my friend. Although, actually. Before we do. There is a jar of cookies here that does need eating..." The Stig scrambled to open the jar and spilled the contents out on the table and began to feast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 The King scrambled up some of the remaining cookies. "Yes, the business, I almost forgot during all this fun. I was thinking some kind of economic thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 The King scrambled up some of the remaining cookies. "Yes, the business, I almost forgot during all this fun. I was thinking some kind of economic thing." "Here, I've drawn up a draft:" The Badminton PactArticle I. Top Gear and the Serbian Empire agree to sign this treaty to promote friendship, and to provide for the defence of both nations. Article II. Any and all intelligence that may expose a security threat to either nation must be shared. Article III. Free trade, meaning importing and exporting of goods between both nations without tariffs, as well as open borders between both nations, is to be enacted as a condition of this treaty. Article IV. If either nation is attacked by another nation, the nation not under attack is required by this treaty to come to the defence of the nation under attack. Article V. If either nation engages in an aggressive war against another nation, the other nation is highly encouraged, but not required, to aid the attacking nation in every way possible. Article VI. If either nation wishes to cancel this treaty, a 72 hour notification period is required. Signed for the Serbian Empire ~~~~~ Signed for Top Gear ~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "Well, I am surprised and honoured. I may have to persuade a few government members, but otherwise I am sure we will be able to agree to this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 "Fantastic! As soon as your government agree to the treaty just give me your signatures for the document and we can make this official." Signed for Top Gear King of Pixels, Overlord, Emperor, and Demi-God of Top Gear; TheStig Prime Minister; Jeremy Clarkson First Lady; Top Gear Dog Secretary of State; Richard Hammond Gay Pride President; James May Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Signed His Imperial Majesty, King CJC of the Serbian Empire. The Serbian Imperial Government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 OOC: JFK's in the room right next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted August 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) OOC: JFK's in the room right next door. OOC: Yeah well you stopped speaking to me so I just wandered out. Edited August 17, 2009 by TheStig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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