Justinian the Mighty Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Steel City, the home of the NFL’s most successful football dynasties. The Pittsburgh Steelers have six Super Bowl Championships as well as a vast number of conference and division championships under their belt. The fan base of this prolific team reaches around the whole world, even to the Imperial Palace at Moscow. Sitting in his home, watching television Justinian sees something on the gives him an idea. He jumps up and runs and rummages through a drawer, pulls out a checkbook and tosses it on the table in front of his mother, then says “Mama, how much money do we have?” She looks up at him over her reading glasses and frowns “A lot of it I suppose. Why?” He smiles and says, “call our accountant, a lawyer and the owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers. I want to buy an American Football team.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 The federal government received the telephone call from the Slavorussian Empire. They retransmitted the call through secure lines to the owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers, John Stallworth as well as one of the prominent lawyers in the country, Bill Hart. After some time of discussions and lawyering – and not to mention overcoming his hesitation to give away such a great sports team – John Stallworth finally agreed to sell the team to the Slavorussian Empire for $800 million dollars, on the condition that he be kept as the team’s consultant. The Supreme Court, after some reviews and discussions – and because of Hart’s expert skills as lawyer – approved of such transaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted July 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 The good news gets back to Slavorussia’s Royal Family in Moscow. Justinian, a huge Pittsburgh Steelers fan considers it the “best damn thing I’ve ever bought.” He agrees to keep Mr. Stallworth on as a consultant with an increase in his salary, and various other undisclosed benefits. As soon as the deal is approved the Royal Family has the funds transferred to Mr. Stallworth’s account, and the Tsar plans a trip to Pittsburgh for the very first home game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Upon hearing of Tsar Justinian’s planned visit to Pittsburgh, the federal government ordered all proper preparations be made in anticipation of the Tsar’s arrival. The Stasi was placed on heightened alert, and President Kennedy designated the Secret Service to protect the Tsar, the guest of honor. A major roadway was cleared off and designated as the route the Tsar would go to the Heinz Field, one of the largest stadiums in Pennsylvania. The Heinz Field The Pittsburgh Steelers, upon hearing of the Tsar’s planned visit to Pittsburgh, trained very hard. They were determined to play to the best for the Tsar; they would win in his honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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