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Hello and welcome to Top Gear!

Our last broadcast was to announce to the world the glorious nation of Top Gear was going to be joining the world stage. In tonight's broadcast we're going to bring you up to date with Top Gear's most recent actions and crazy publicity stunts to make the common people laugh.

Recently the lads have been attempting to build a car suitable for traveling through or on the water, whilst still functioning as a fully operational vehicle on-land and on-sea. Here was the final design:

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And here is what we managed to throw together:

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As you can see, outstanding results.

The boys got into the car, drove it along the land and plummeted it straight into the water. Things were going well.

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Until suddenly, Gay Pride President James May fell off the boat and straight into the sea. His version of an aqua boat was a failure.

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Now all that remained was Clarkson's creation as seen before, and Hammond's efforts:

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They both made a valiant attempt to continue...

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But clearly Hammond didn't try hard enough.

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Eventually, the boys made it out alive. Was it a success?

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No.

Tune in next week!

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