Triple Celebrations in Vespuccia

[Kurt Christ]

In Vespuccia, the parades today are like no other in the nation's history. On today falls International Labor Day, and workers' demonstrations fill the streets with marching, singing, and comemoration of Vespuccia's liberation from their imperialist, overseas tyrants. This day also marks the third anniversary of the founding of the Libertarian Socialist Federation, a pround international alliance to which Vespuccia, and its predecessor the Free South, claim membership. Perhaps most amazingly, today also marks the return of Vespoccia's militia forces from the war front with the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, just in time to celebrate the momentous which day they had feared they must miss due to their duties on frontlines. This evening will feature speeches by militiamen, unionists, international revolutionary comrades, and will culminate in a rare puplic speech by renowned revolutionary and anarchist writer, Kurt Christ. All people of Vespuccia, international allies, and NATO dignitaries who want a bit of the peace pipe are invited to take part in the festivities. For those of the inclination, alcohol and cannabis shall be plentiful.