Shokkou Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) September First, 2013 -- a date which will live in infamy. The Great Republic of Alpha Complex was suddenly and deliberately attacked by land and air forces of the Empire of Lugovalos. The Republic of Alpha Complex was at peace with that nation and it gave no threat or hint of war or armed attack. It will be recorded that the distance of Alpha Complex from Lugovalos makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. The attack yesterday on Complex soil has caused severe damage to Complex military and economic forces. Very many Alpha Complex lives have been lost. With confidence in our armed forces -- with the unbounding determination of our people -- we will gain the inevitable triumph -- so help us Friend Computer. I ask that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Lugovalos on Sunday, September First, the Cobalt Concordat and Planet Bob as a whole declare that a state of war has existed between itself and the Lugovalian Empire. Shokkou, Friend Computer Edited September 3, 2013 by Shokkou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shokkou Posted September 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2013 The glorious troubleshooters of Alpha Complex and its ally, DanceAThon 2005, have succeeded in driving back the wicked communist traitors of the Empire of Lugovalos. Let this be a testament before any other treasonous communist harlots of the indomitable warrior spirit of the free peoples of Planet Bob: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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