[WWF has a sewer problem.]

[Joint Announcement from the Order of the Black Rose and Old Guard – Part III DoW]

Tripled the medication.

[Bluetooth Accords]

The outcome in subtitles

[eerie music]
[cars honking]
[dogs barking]
[crickets chirping]
[horses whinnying]
[wind whooshing]
[speaking french]
[doorbell ringing] ding ding
[eerie music]

 

 

[You Are Cordially Invited...]

9 minutes ago, Not suspicious said:

Just a little too long

how about the Old Guard-Umbrella Winter War or is that too long?

The "Old Guard-Umbrella Winter War or is that too long" is too long.

[Anyone around from the Old Days?]

Time is out of joint, relatively. But still watching.

[What should this war be called?]

"Something else". I can live with that.

[Grämlin Announcement]

 

We need some kind of neutral, no-man's-land type place where old-timers can sit around and complain about the kids these days.

 

Well, we are not neutral; we are not a no-man's-land type place and we do not complain about the kids these days. But we sit a lot.

Nice to see Grämlins.

[War. There was one. Now there isn't. We had fun]

[Old Guard is Awake!]

[Music to Drive By to]

Conflict - Archive

Dangervisit - Archive

Bullets - Archive

Bombs Away - Eels

Violently - Archive

Kaputt - Destroyer

Hold The Fort - The Bevis Frond

 

[Still Intact]

Stability is a corner stone, a pillar of the Old Guard. Usually.

 

The Rose always.

[Das Girl Memorial: A GATO Announcement]

o/ Das Girl forever

 

Best name ever.

 

With respect,

Fine Arts

[We merged (well, almost)]

Champagne Vodka and confetti. Good news.

[Announcing an Upgrade for UCR and TTE]

Congratulations. Absolut.

[The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers and Old Guard]

Oh, I love this one.

 

Congratulations.

[The Union of Communist Republics (UCR) and Old Guard (OG)]

Well worded.

 

o/ Union of Communist Republics  

 

o/ Old Guard

[Treaty]

This treaty is like two old fogies being who knew each other way back, meeting in the nursing home.

Exactly. We are in the Fogiesphere. Maybe not so exactly.

[Treaty]

I love the content and the substance of The Covenant. This is good ground.

Congratulations OBR & OG

[Isn't mead great? Announcement]

Congratulations. Mead is tasty, treaty is promising.

[Announcement from The Order of the Paradox]

A sad day. Thank you TOP for the past, there where truly more vivid moments in the Old Guard. We wish only the best for The Order of the Paradox.

[TFD declares war on ITAO]

o/ TFD
Cheers, huzzah and confetti, with Zenith spirit.

[A Brief Announcement from Symphony]

Congratulations. Well played Symphony.

[Das Girl is 2000 days old today]

Congratulations, Das Girl. And TJ Booth.

[An announcement from Symphony and The Dark Templar]

Congratulations to both for the upgrade.

[A Joint Announcement from Nordreich and Symphony]

Congratulations to both. Hooray. Huzzah. Confetti.