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  1. Ladies and Gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness,
    before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I
    give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead
    possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense
    of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience
    and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it?
    Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and
    sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it
    live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in
    today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is,
    "Not very well." Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is
    mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark
    slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this...
    any other response would be crazy!

     

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    The twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness,

    and the beast abhorred the darkness. It came forth surrounded by a roiling cloud of vengeance.

    The house of the unbelievers shall be razed and they shall be scorched to the earth.

     

    Greetings, Kaskus. May you enjoy our Masquerade of Madness.

     

    tl;dr

     

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and
    bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a
    story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the
    night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back,
    facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't
    believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it
    too.

    this is very Spike Milligan and in that case funny.

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