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  1. This 'might* be of some help:

    Most Money Earned

    1) $14,932,539,867 Earned - Matt Miller of Bubbler Nation - Orange Team

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    5) $13,271,473,357 Earned - MOTU-Man of MOTU-Maniacs - Aqua Team

  2. A DVD was sent to most major news channels on Planet Bob. It contained information regarding the Empire of Superhate, the destruction of the Empires radios and the new capital.

    On the tape you could see reports from some of Superhates TV channels. First up was a speech in the Parliament by Max Beck in late August:

    "The Moon was supposed to bring our people joy, in the form of resources and technology, but due to the actions of a single man, a single CEO that was supposed to work for the Republic, not against it, I had no alternative but to destroy the base, it's inhabitants and it's CEO. There have been other CEOs in our Republic that have displeased me, and they have all been taken care of. The new mind-chips will keep you all obedient! Because of the fact that so many of you have proven that democracy costs too much, I hereby declare the dissolution of The Socialist Republic of Superhate and the existance of the Empire of Superhate!

    Since our capital was destroyed in Imperial Japans four nuclear attacks, I ordered a small company called Lateralica Capitoline, (LC) to design and build a new capital for my new Empire. They decided it should be a space-station, since land value is so high on Planet Bob and because it will allow diplomats to travel very fast from the new capital to other nations. LC will orbit the earth at an altitude of 5000 kilometers at the equator. Construction of the new capital may take a very long time, but the first parts of the space city, the diplomatic module and the military wing, have almost been completed.

    The Radios that were on Lateralica will be replaced in early October. Before that, we will have to be silent."

    OOC: NPOs Radio Silence kept me from posting in the forums, but it's over for me so here I am.

    Furthermore, a few reports regarding communications between Tahoe, Arizona and Superhate are discussed, Max Becks volcano lair on Big Island is presented and a lot of commercials can be seen on the tape.

    "We are here, on Hawaii, to visit our leader, Max Beck, in his volcano lair on top of KÄ«lauea. Our Empire has just been recognised, but he is unable to talk with the outside world because nukes destroyed his radio, too. This interview will be featured on the DVD to be offered to all major news channels on Planet Bob. We're here now."

    The reporter, a woman just under the age of 50, knocks on the door of the lair. The camera shakes a bit, either because of volcanic activity or because the cameraman is nerveous. It takes about ten seconds before the door opens, and two 2.5 meter tall soldiers of the soldier caste, not the prettiest sights on the island, step forward.

    In a metallic, raspy tone, one of the soldiers say "zzzz. Identify self. What business here for. Autokill in 30 seconds. This message sponsored by SpaceOut."

    "Code I1001SH delta omega zeta" the reporter utters without hesitation.

    "zzzz. Code unflawed. Proceed." The two soldiers step aside. Each step they take, simultaneously, makes a pretty scary sound. The team wanders through a long corridor, filled with open doors to CEOs offices, all of whom work for Max Beck. Finally, the team comes to the end of the corridor. There, four SpaceOut soldiers, with red organic skins to represent ranking in the Imperial Guard, escort the team to the palace inside the lair, where the Emperor waits.

    "Hello" says Mr Beck.

    "Hello" says the reporter. "We have a lot of questions for you. First of all, is it true that LC could be completely built if half the money in SHIntBank was spent on it?"

    "Yes, that would probably be the case. But we're going to let free markets build the LC, because there's no hurry to build it. Lateralica has basically been replaced with these new islands of ours here around Hawaii and businesses are doing fine. There is no need to build a superweapon before you have an excellent economy."

    "How is LC a 'superweapon'?"

    "It will feature alot of wonders of our time. One of the first ones will be the Strategic Defense Initiative, which will defend the new capital against nuclear attacks."

    "How are we able to send all that material up into space with no space program of our own?"

    "We're hiring contractors to transport the materials needed for the base. It costs alot more than if we had as space program of our own, but there's no time to begin a several years long program like that. Time is money."

    The reporters conditioning had made her extra sensitive to that sentence, "Time is money", so she agreed with the Emperor instantly after hearing the words.

    "That seems like a wonderful plan!"

    "Well, yes."

    "Thank you very much for this interview, it answered a lot of our questions."

    "You're welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I must meet with Emperors Mudd and Rick. Good bye."

    "Good bye"

    The team was escorted our by the Imperial Guards. The SHN, Superhate News, chopper was waiting for the team outside.

    The DVD ends here.

    OOC: Posting this to inform you all that I'm not gone! Would have included more stuff here, but RL calls :/ check my wiki at http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Superhate for some more stuff that I've written during my absence. kthxbai :)

  3. It's not about how many little mistakes a few Pacificans might make, it's about the overall functionality of our military that makes us the best. Try steering 900 nations into war... That's alot. Especially since Pacifica has a very small amount of ghosts compared to others (no, it's not good to have ghosts to make us look bigger like some might think. Those 900 nations have all passed our exams to prove they are good). Yes, some people might be inactive for some time but that's usually just RL holding them away for a while while they bumb up their war-chests to unimaginable heights.

    Oh and somebody mentioned that we troll. Feel free to PM me a collection of links to all posts where the NPO has clearly trolled (forum PMs).

  4. To Nicholas23: Thx for the nuke. If I had one, Flanders would be fried by now.

    To lemeard AKA Lemmy, Lem, Lemon, Santa, Lemmerds, Lemmiwinks, Lemming, meardypoos, Lemmington and Sir Lemmy: Damn were big infra-wise! Rebuy your soldiers please, the fun might continue if you do so. Also, expecting a nuke, but that's not nessecary :D

  5. I agree with Choader. But the way blockades are now is more realistic than it would be if the penalty could be waited out.

    Should justice be served, then you shouldn't be able to wait out anything, because that's close to abusing the system imo.

  6. Here's a little story of how the army of Superhate, AKA SpaceOut, took over Bolivia.

    Fist, a little speech by Max Beck himself:

    "We have got to hate what can be hated, and if we are to hate something, it should be Bolivia! For too long have they had their precious resources gone unused by industry, for too long have they denied Progress! In the name of all the hate in this world, I declare Bolivia annexed into the Glorious Empire of Superhate! Our armies will crush any resistance, our revolution will be theirs as well!"

    And so, the armies of Superhate marched into this resource rich land.

    From the diary of a Captain in the 1st SO division:

    19th of august 2008

    Dear diary, today we landed in this weird area called Bolivia.

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    As our tanks rolled into Bolivia, we saw warning-signs of llamas in the area. We didn't take the threat seriously...

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    THEN WE WAS HIT!

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    It was a skilled llama militia carrying an RPG.

    Gen. Supercat immediately sent his best snipers to eliminate the threat.

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    The sniper cats hit hard and fast. Most llamas would have run away, but a certain rambo-llama wished to fight.

    So I pressed the CM button in my CP.

    Bang.

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    Similar scenes were repeated all over the country, and by dawn we had already captured all the private property and made it public for the great Corporations to use. They say the Police will be arriving here any day now... I hope we can leave before they

    The diary was then seized by the Police and deposited into the Hall Number Two of Illegal Personal Belongings.

    End of story.

  7. Thank you for all the positive responses! OOC: Hope I'm not gravedigging :unsure: :OOC

    The name of the Empire of Superhate has its roots in another dimension, a dimension that is so evil and twisted that the name of that dimension cannot be uttered in this dimesion. OOC: NS :OOC

    After the initial failiure to get anything good out of his first republic, Max Beck created a new nation, called the Empire of Superhate. The original motto being "we hate our citizens" and all political activity centered around creating misery among the population, a new Empire of economic and military superiority had been established. This happened without a plan, it sort of "just happened". Some called it a "Corporate Police State", others called it a corrupt dictatorship, but one thing is certain. The Empire was evolving. It soon grew to other dimensions, including this one.

    As a blend of extreme capitalism and its own version of communism, the Empire seeks to fight wars, for great justice, while profiting from such activities.

    More on this topic in the upcoming Decree on Sovereignty.

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