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  2. NEWS FLASH : Rogue Maroon Senator Abusing Power

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    Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

     

    Steve Buscemi is a rogue Maroon senator and  has been abusing his role on the senate by sanctioning TTK nations without cause while making immature and inappropriate accusations of child abuse. We have been ignoring it, because obviously our mothers taught us not to feed trolls. But now he's expanded to non-TTK nations and claiming the sanctions are from us. Not cool Steve. Not cool. Also, stop hiding in PM like a coward.

     

    That is all.

  18. Mutual Knighthood OR "Yet more paper..."

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    Posted · Edited by Stark

    The Randomly Insane Treaty of Mutual Knighthood OR "Yet more paper..."

    The alliances the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and The Templar Knights (TTK) hereby declare that since we have known each other forever… that will officially continue. (Because this is official…)

    Article the First
    If our names are on this treaty we are saying that won’t fight (unless we’re wrestling), spy (unless we’re playing CLUE), or do any other super negative thing that friendly allied alliances don’t do. If this happens, the signatories shall see who has the most nukes and rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to decide the fate of the world. 

    Article the Second
    Since our names are on the treaty, we are agreeing to share any information we want because we can. Namely, when someone is whisper gossiping, we’re going to pass it along because we’re like that.

    Article the Third
    Having said all that, we are all in if someone (other than the parties a heretofore mentioned) picks a fight, we got their backs.

    Article the Fourth
    And if one of us decides we want to go out and rough some other people up, we’ll check to see if the other wants to go as a spotter, or if they want to throw punches too… so the option to tag along and ride shotgun is open and available.

    Article the Fifth
    We generally take care of the other like siblings. So most of the time if either needs help with band-aids or money… we’ll pass some along. But being like siblings, sometimes we’ll just say to suck it up.

    Article the Sixth
    Since we each have guest keys to each other's residences, we need to make sure we leave a good 72 hours notice if we want our keys back, even if you already made extra copies… 

    Affirmed, this day as posted,

    RIA Government
    Lord Cactuar
    Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.
     
    Floridian Council:
    Cactimus Prime Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge.
    Gigantuar Croix, bullied into gov by bRIAn
    Funktuar bRIAn, bullied croix into gov 
     

    The Templar Knights
    Merick – Grand Master
    Rustikus – Marshal of Defense
    Riker – Marshal of Foreign Affairs
    Mandystalin – Marshal of Members
    Double B – Marshal of Recruitment

    Konstantine – Elder Council Sergeant At Arms

    King Irwin – Elder Council
    The Slam Anderson – Elder Council

  19. TTK-NG Non-Aggression Pact

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    Posted · Edited by Stark

    On 2/22/2018 at 2:10 PM, Keysariyt Hanssen said:

    What a horrible treaty.

     

    I guess that's why we made it then...

     

    On 2/22/2018 at 1:38 PM, Lord Hitchcock said:

    Riker did mention something about plotting against NG, perhaps this piece of paper will buy ttk the time they need for revenge against Oculus 

     

    Appreciate you speaking on my behalf for a conversation we never had Lord H. We honor our pacts and treaties. And just to set the record straight instead of allowing random speculation, we are not out to seek revenge. 

     

     

  20. TTK-NG Non-Aggression Pact

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    Posted · Edited by Stark

    NG-TTK NON-AGGRESSION PACT

     

    This pact of non-aggression is made on this, the 22nd of February, 2018 by and between Non-Grata and The Templar Knights for the duration of six months.

     

    Whereas both parties desire to enter into this agreement, the terms are as follows:

     

    Article 1:
    Neither alliance will commence any acts of hostility or espionage towards the other. 

     

    Article 2:
    Should a member of either alliance be caught in acts of espionage or hostility towards the other alliance, an official statement and reparations will be required within 48 hours of the alliance being notified. The hostile member must be punished by their alliance, in accordance with the constitution and laws of the member’s alliance, within 32 hours of the official statement. Neither alliance shall provide aid of any form (military, intelligence, finance or technology) to a known enemy of the other, if this should happen then a greater amount of aid must be given to the non-offending alliance within 48 hours.

     

    Article 3:
    Should either alliance come under attack, neither alliance is not obliged to provide any sort of aid.

     

    Article 4:
    As a sign of good faith, both participants are encouraged to provide regular updates to each other regarding major changes to foreign relations, internal events, or members.

     

    Article 5:
    In cases where there is the apparent disregard of the articles of this NAP, either alliance may request an official statement be made within 24 hours stating the valid reasons for such actions (requiring proof) with the allowance that the alliance in breach of this agreement is to pay fair reparations. Only after pursuing these steps, and having been rebuffed, this pact can be broken immediately.

     

    Article 6:
    This pact constitutes the entire understanding between both alliances and supersedes all prior pacts, treaties, and negotiations.

     

    Hereto affirmed by, 

     

    Non-Grata
    Caustic – God Emperor

     

    The Templar Knights
    Merick – Grand Master
    Rustikus – Marshal of Defense
    Riker – Marshal of Foreign Affairs
    Mandystalin – Marshal of Members
    Double B – Marshal of Recruitment

    Konstantine – Elder Council Sergeant At Arms
    King Irwin – Elder Council
    The Slam Anderson – Elder Council

     

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