Brewersalliance
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Are we sure this is fixed? Ever since this post I have gone 3 hits out of 31 nukes launched. Still doesn’t feel right
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no, thats not what i meant. i wasnt attacked, i deployed the max without anarchy and then when the page loaded, it had 0 troops deployed. either way too late now i cant go back and attack lol
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Jesus FTW do u have enough gov members
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I just deployed troops and tanks but when it actually did the deploy it glitched and changed my deployed troop total to zero
https://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=602775
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When I tried to spy someone that I know lives in a different country than me, I got an error that I cannot spy someone on the same network as me. I am guessing it was just a glitch.
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jesus christ these alliance names are dumb AF. turtles?? !@#$@#$ lame
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about time. cant stand new pacific order... those turd faces banned me from their discord for no reason other than my reputation. that alone is justification for war.
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i always knew you thought you were Jesus
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It would allow for more parity that's for sure
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awesome. good luck everyone
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Congrats to everyone!
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5 hours ago, RoadRash said:
end of war tomorrow?????? after first round of wars expire ????? 20/21 update
after a devastating rash that has lasted almost a week, The PENIoS is ready for it to clear up.
Peace at the 20/21 update is good with us
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22 hours ago, RoadRash said:
HA HA HA you’ll probably clear up the rash but it is going to be annoying and bothersome for a few days
Lmfaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ahh it's against a rash. Yeah the PENIoS does not like to have a rash ... So we must cure you
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I was sleeping and someone pinged @ everyone on discord. I forgot to turn my volume off so it woke me up
Apparently we are going to war, so if you get smacked in the face by a PENIoS well that's why
The PENIoS declares war on someone... Not sure who but I guess we have a plan.
Signed
A half asleep brewersalliance
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The PENIoS is always willing to bang one out. Obviously we like to remain clean-nothing is more annoying than a dirty opp's std, so all PENIoS nations agree to not use the following opps:
Sabotage IRS
· Destroy Money
· Assassinate Generals
· Naval Blockades(shouldn’t be an issues, but still)
· Incite Government or Religion
May our wars be filled with passion.
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The PENIoS has learned that the alliance known as Ordo Paradoxia has contracted a Virus known as Themadstork. The PENIoS does not want this Virus to spead, as having a virus in The PENIoS would not be a pleasent expierience. Symptoms of Themadstork inclue:
-Yellow, white, or green discharge from your genitals
- Pain or burning feeling when you pee
- Pain or swelling in your genitals.
There are several potential methods used to treat this Virus. Some might recommend antibiotics. Others might use a more barbaric method involving leeches. However, The PENIoS knows the only true way to cure a burning Virus like this and prevent it from spreading to other partners is with its own kind of burning agent: Nuclear Fire.
The PENIoS hereby declares war on Ordo Paradoxia, and hopes we can have a consentual war without any dirty ops.
Signed:
All Six Inches of The PENIoS
Harry Sak
ABCDE
Towering Erector
Lance of Love
Beef Whistle
Drunkard Grave
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3 hours ago, kerschbs said:
I only fought your actual nation twice? Honestly I thought it was more but it must have been the combined you and joe 😁
Yeah I thought it was more too. I think I've fought caustic like 5 or 6 times now lol
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This is the official DoE for The People Eating Nothing Instead of Substance alliance. The People Eating Nothing Instead of Substance alliance (henceforth known as The PENIoS) is consisting of six inches of the strongest and thickest nations formerly of the IRON:TE alliance. After attempting to create and maintain an offshoot of the IRON alliance on Planet Steve, IRON:TE just ran out of stamina. Unfortunately, there was no little blue pill to help make IRON:TE last longer, so it was time to be born again.
While The PENIoS may seem like a micro on the surface, we are growers, not showers. With 75 days and 150 million, we are going to show you just how hard we can hit it. Our nations will be endowed with load bearing missiles the likes of which will make all women want them and all men jealous. We cannot wait to shove our nuclear packages down each and every one of our enemy’s throats. Here is a preview of our massive rockets:
But that is just the tip. The PENIoS plans to smash everything and everyone in sight. Each target we see will be bent over and thrashed with our might. We will lay the nuclear pipe bombs and hit it but never quit it. The PENIoS wants each and every escapade to be clean and with our SDI’s we will have protection.
Every now and then something cold comes along, and will cause us to shrivel up and turtle. Be warned all of you flag runners that any unwanted advances on The PENIoS before taxes are collected will result in a turtle (looking at you D1-everyone knows our rulers have the real Big D). No casualties for you.
The PENIoS is ready to have a HUGE round. Oh god, We are gonna come for you.
Signed:
All 6 Inches
brewersalliance
Rhizoctonia
TheDoom
Sister Midnight
Lachiton
Samudragupta
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On 9/19/2018 at 6:32 PM, kerschbs said:
Pretty hard to get rolled at your size but I think we’ve done a decent job.
IRON sucks, make better choices GATO.
Yeah totally looks like you guys are rolling me :p
Ruler Total Wars Total Offensive Wars Total Defensive Wars Total Damage Total Damage Dealt Total Damage Received Ratio (Dealt/Received) brewersalliance 25 24 1 101,590 55,930 44,693 1.251 -
Yay IRON and GATO!! And yay me for not being rolled!
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2 hours ago, Wayne World said:
WELLLLL did we win
117 is not an option so I didnt want to guess a final number
Too much pressure
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6 hours ago, wasso said:
Listen, no matter how much you try to impress the world of TE with your silly announcements, no matter how try to act funny and serious about some stuff, i have no respect to you nor to your sh^tty alliance. So dont try to be classy on forums with your pictures and bolded word, believe me you need years of experience.
You in the Indep Rep of Orange Turtles can go have some kind of an orgy together but take your sh^it out from TE and leave. The kind of games you played with us last time made you look ridiculous and believe me in D1 they think you are a clown or sort of a coward.
Might be the first time you hear me swearing on forums, but trust me it is totally worth it.
That being said, happy round to all TE and hope people like you auto delete their nations.
Wass
Awe someone is being a little cry baby and butt hurt that we denied you casualties. And don't come lying to me saying it's not about that. Every single person on these forums knows exactly what you are !@#$%*ing and moaning about. So go complain somewhere else, cause no one here wants to hear it.
Nuke Streakiness?
in Report A Bug
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thats fair, id do the same to me tbh.
or just make it so i nuke myself lol