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  3. Legion DOW on Kashmir

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    Posted · Edited by slymenstra hymen

    Ladies and Gentlemen!  I present to you:  The page 6 summary!

    So early on in this thread, username Slymenstra Hymen demonstrates some quality posting and ruffles the feathers of rank and file lolegionares.   They proceed to demonstrate average intelligence for 2 pages!

    On page 3 The Big Bad makes a debut and (bless his pointed little head) decides to give some history lessons but it seems to be glossed over by the  unwashed masses.   +1 Big Bad - Love ya buddy - always have.

    Pages 3.5 - 5 pretty meh.  A mediocre Thrash post or two which kinda boost his (rising) favorability rating. 

     

    Page 5 and onward:  Nothing much to see here.   

    In conclusion, let's Make Planet Bob Great Again.  

    Thanks for your continued professionalism!

  10. Aevum Update

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    36 minutes ago, Montezuma said:

    I just don't know y these blood thirsty crazy maniacs won't take our white peace and let us all live peacefully :lol1:

     

    They r proud troublemakers and they try to push us around then cry when we fight back :lol1::frantic::facepalm:they use all their friends and sanctions then cry when others get involved roflmao. Ellen always causing trouble morphine too lmao y do u hate peace so much? Then they make war and can't even fight lmao Ellen's fights leave and get destroyed morphine is a joke lol next round is for nights watch since I like Kanabis I won't attack cobra he hates my friends I hate his but we Paisas and friends:wub:

     

    Death to the cowardly bullys in nights watch and Ellen's coffee club lol:frantic:

     

    username makes post somehow

  13. The End Game of Sir Kindle

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    8 minutes ago, Montezuma said:

    I don't agree with kindle attacks on kattegat I can't even get a straight answer on y it happened but its funny how lord dipping sauce declared a perma war and is losing after he attacked a nation alone sanctioned and fighting five guys lmao that's not brave or cool and because ur losing even worse Roflmao :lol1:

     

    What r u going to do when kindle and kattegat figure whatever out William said no perma war animals will take kindle back after his problems if he wants. R u gonna perma him in animalz? Perma means forever and u made this thread ud look like a saucy mc nugget if u didn't keep ur word and perma him until he quits.

     

    I don't know kattegat William or whatever but I know u mc sauce and I don't like u. U r a chicken and a liar with lots to say but u suck at war lol.

     

    Give me a reason chick poo:gun:

    i read this a few times and i feel worse off having done so.

  16. aNiMaLs: your moms pay me to pee in their hair

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    2 minutes ago, Fox Fire said:

    I'm sorry, this comment must be for yourself or something. 

    1. I'm known and known for saying what I want. The only person being made fun of here is you. :(

    2. Oh I got the "joke" if that's what you want to call it. You're not witty, so I'd just stick to the vulgarities and gibberish one liners. I was just pointing out your gibberish nonsense. But hooray for me! I finally got you to post something somewhat relevant and legible. 

    3. Ironically, I'm not sure you know what irony is. 

    you're gibberish nonsense toilet cat person

  17. aNiMaLs: your moms pay me to pee in their hair

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    Just now, Fox Fire said:

    Clearly don't speak much Spanish or English either. 

     

    when the other children make fun of you, it's because you make comments like this that illustrate that you're not clever enough to "get the joke".  for example, this is why they call you names like "low gear", "low beam", "water head", "gravel brain" and other more nefarious ones.  it's not they they don't like you -  it's just that you're not very fun and a lot of low-level jokes go right over your head.  but fortunately for you, here's a tip!   you can cease bringing attention to this shortcoming by not bringing attention to yourself!  still confused?  it's ok.   mama slymenstra is going to help you...

    read the post carefully.  for example, when someone posts in spanglish, and then another person replies and suggests that the spanglish post was french, that's called irony.  irony is funny stuff!   yet, when you try to insinuate that the person who made the ironic post is stupid because you take the reply literally, it makes you (as opposed to the person who replied) look dim.
     

  20. aNiMaLs: your moms pay me to pee in their hair

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    11 hours ago, Master Hakai said:

    If you could stop posting gilfts and use words

    There's a rift out in space, and it could be the door, but you know I'm not sure.
    If you go through the rift to the palace of ice - might it be nice - is it, paradise?


    I'm the commander of time in my vessel of God 

     

    I go through the rift to the palace of ice.
    We may never come back from the palace of ice because the rift is a door.

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