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You want Feder dead. Leave war slot for Ubuntu. I fight him before and beat him good. He got money and has risen. He very dishonorable enemy. He make false promises, he lie, he ghost several alliances. Sparta you good but you not make stagger on him. He may possible slip away. Goonies want Feder dead. Sparta want him dead. Many alliances want Fedar dead. Let in Ubuntu the Great. I will bring back his head on end of Icklwa .
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Went rogue meaning he disobeyed the NG chief and rules and maybe attacked someone without permission? This is why Neo Uruk bring up Goonie issue. I understand this now. Attacks without permission of chief is not permitted. Rogue people must be punished. Zulu do not permit this either. Bad blood flow in rogues veins. Need to let blood out of rogues body. Good for alliance and good for rogue. Rogue may die but he will be cured. So it is written. So it shall be.
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Why make you think I have other motives? I am just curious what they did . I have no idea. Maybe you right maybe wrong I don't know. Everyone think I know these things. I do not know what this is so I ask. What in the hell does this have to do with Goonies? One nice I not talk about Goonies then you do. This is why I need royal advisor. I do not understand this at all.
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Why are these 2 people bad? What did they do
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No viceroyalty. Ubuntu need advisor.
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Hilow it is I Ubuntu the Great. I come to look for a foreigner to act as royal advisor to his royal highness me, chief of the Zulu alliance in the fields of politics and foreign affairs. I find these topics to be quite confusing and strange to me. Apply in private message or here. Applicants must have nerves of steel, patience, be able to withstand ranting and ravings, be against raiders, rogues, evil alliances and be protector of the good and innocents.
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The war is over. I have accepted the peace offer.
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ahh the tears are tears of joy and anticipation as I shall stand over the vanquished Goonie Benny. Idiot Benny even put my name in his war declaration against king Steven. He invite so I come to visit him
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but you wrong. I should not contact this Sardonic. Your own government MoFA says never contact Sardonic. It is written on Emperor Marx CN page to only contact him never Sardonic. I have yet to get reply from Emperor Marx. I will not sit and wait while a Zulu is attacked. It is within any alliances right to counterattack the offending nation. I have a bit more knowledge and guidance this time on rediculas politics. At this point in the time I have asked for no help or reps. I just would like Goons to control their members. If a Zulu do this to some one without my permission I would punish such Zulu so others teach lesson.Yeah, surely Zulu will send reps for openly declaring war on a member of GOONS instead of trying to settle things directly with Sardonic.
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You are sure it was because of Zulu? You smart man. Yes it was. This a joke? The only joke being group that calls itself alliance that has no control over members. That not alliance. That is rabble. We shall see how much mr Goonie bennyfactor will laugh with Icklwa sticking out his buttocks.I'm sure that was because of Zulu.
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oh no mr Uruk you mistaken. I do not declare war on Goons alliance. I only declare war on Goonie Benefactor. I shall spare the Goon alliance. Omg last time I declared war on Goon alliance they lost the entire equilibrium war!Oh man, leader of a micro declares on GOONS. Have we seen this before?
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Telling world of continued harassment is not crying. It is statement of fact. It is also follow up of this thread discussion. I am not asking for anything from world of nations. I bringer of news events concerning Goons and Zulu. Bennyfactor the goon shall be killed dead.I'm pretty sure this sums it up. Constantly crying on the OWF looks exactly like this Ubuntu. A bit of direct diplomacy goes a long ways with Sardonic.
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Now Zulu attacked again by Goonies. The nation of Cyber Florenceslavia ruler bennyfactor a member of GOONS. Attacked King Steven a Zulu member. War reason: ubuntubuntubuntubuntubuntubunt . He not know what he's doin? He know. Goon government order or goon government have no control of members? Bennyfactor call ubuntubuntubuntubuntubuntubunt. He get his wish. I have declared war on him in defense of king steven. Benny the goon. You call me. Here I am. Now I shall killen you most dead. Most dead indeed.
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Ahh bad nation is put of range. Zulu like elephant. I shall remember this nation and will kill the evil one.
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Hilow it is I Ubuntu the Great! Defender of the innocents. I am the sword of god. I am his retribution against the evil forces on Bob. Mr Sands do you need assistance? I shall swoop down upon him like an eagle upon the fish and carry off the evil one from planet Bob. Ubuntu will become the instrument of your salvation! God has guided me to this thread so I may carry out his will and save the innocents. Are you a peaceful god fearing nation mr Sands? You do not bully others or raid innocents? If this is so and you need assistance, I Ubuntu the Great will save you!
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People should bring their own food on the air plane. Room in back of plane for small cooking fire pit butcher block Hole in roof for smoke. Only small animals allowed on plane for food such as chicken duck piglets maybe small goats.I am anxious to know Ubuntu's thoughts on "the deal with airline food"
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ahh yes useless little alliances like those formed by the great NG when they were hiding from Equilibrium forces . Ubuntu agrees with you. I dispise them also most assuredly so veryuch.Oh God... no he hasn't. His schtick was slightly humorous for the first couple days... but now its just meh. I really miss the days when useless micros that tried to make a spectacle of themselves on the OWF were treated with the utmost disdain that they deserve.
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I think the only master you be is master of baiting hooks on fishing boats. That why you known world wide as Master Baiter.So many delicious tears to extract here.
I think I'll go make a new law in my nation allowing for the importation and indentured service of Zulus. -
Royal Decrees, new laws, commands of Ubuntu the Great!
Dog licenses
I have most assuredly been most upset by the unfair treatment of the doggies of the Zulu alliance. Some Zulu chiefs say dogs need to have license. Is most silly thing I hear of. Doggies do not drive car. You can ride a horse but horse need no license. Person on horse need no license.You can ride a donkey or an elephant but person or animal not need license.You cannot ride dog and dog do not drive but it need license? This is most foolish indeed. Cat much like dog. Cat need no license and if person ride cat cat be squiahed most flat. This is not natural that dogs be treated unfairly. It is hereby decreed that no doggies in the Zulu alliance shall be required to have license. Only time doggies need license is qhwn thwy are the driver of the automobile. All chiefs must start policy now or Offending Chief be staked to ground in field filled with doggies driving cars. So it is written. So it shall be. -
Mr Beets you are a poster child of the Goons alliance.
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ahh mr Beets your skill at making apology is equal to your fighting skills. I truly understand. War records show you lost war with Milo and also war with Ubuntu. You mustered all your resources to make apology but you had precious few resources due to your defeat by Zulu.I finally mustered all of the resources in Canneda to compile this great token of how sorry we are.
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These forum are very confusing. I do not understand why if I want to yell at Goonies you not want me to say so here. It is a most perplexing problem. I Ubuntu the Great in my infinite wisdom of thought believe I need a foreigner as a royal advisor. My present one was unavailable during this time. Perhaps I need 2? Probably so as Ubuntu has many thoughts throughout the day and it too much for 1 to handle. I believe this is a good thought. That is all. Enough for now. Ubuntu will not think again for a couple hours.
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This has been most confusing. It is my belief that these diplomatic ways are most complicated. It is quite a puzzlement to me.
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If Zulu member make unauthorized attack and does not listen to Ubuntu when I say stop. I kill the sumanabeech myself. Hit disobedient alliance member in head. He think better from then on. It also show others what the medicine is for bad behavior.
short of illegally acquiring control of his nation what else can they do to make him send peace offers?
also wrt to support from equilibrium; you won't get it. don't you see? they were just using zulu for their own ends, they don't care for zulu and they never did, they just laugh at zulu because you fell for it, it's why the cowards sit and watch instead of help poor zulu.
poor poor zulu.
You say equilibrium laugh at Zulu? Use Zulu? Maybe so. I shall look over situation and ponder. Who is friend who is not. What I see is nothing done, no one care until I post here. Then it got settled. If I not post here we still be fighting.
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I do not understand all this talking. Kill Feder problem solved. Everyone happy.