EdwardNorton

http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=109111

I assure you, friend, that I am Tyler Durden is not a byproduct of my multiple personality disorder. In FIGHT CLUB, we ALL have multiple personalities (but not multiple accounts). Please be careful what you say before I have to pop you in the kisser.

This is not a joke. If you do not stand down, the members of project Mayhem currently residing in your borders will be forced to begin a controlled demolition of your infrastructure. This is FIGHT CLUB and we are not afraid to hit our allies because that is what FIGHT CLUB is all about. Please wait until the current fight between the NpO and IRON ends though because there are only two guys to a fight allowed.

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. The International have yet to hit me. I presume this means they wish to surrender? Our terms are very lenient. I would like to redirect their leadership at this time to please consult I am Tyler Durden, my second in command, regarding what is to be given to our allies and operatives.

Self improvement is masturbation.

[quote name='WorkingClassRuler' timestamp='1329392461' post='2921698'] I just talked about Fight Club. [/quote] At least you followed the third rule.

That sucks. Want to join FIGHT CLUB now that you lost all your Ikea furniture and your genmod pets?

[img]http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/195712/fight-club-variety-image-31000.jpg[/img] [font="Courier New"][size="6"]FIGHT CLUB network[/size] The undersigned agree that the rules of FIGHT CLUB are: 1. You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2. You do NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3. You do not shut up about FIGHT CLUB. 4. Only two guys to a fight. 5. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 6. If it's your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you have to fight. Signed, RandomInterrupt, Emperor of the NpO I am Tyler Durden, FIGHT CLUB spy in the Legion BurtenJay Pilate blockers Chancellor Patrick Weiss von Toten (foreign affairs), Nordreich MCRABT, President of IRON The Fuhrer, ODN YOU ARE NOT YOUR !@#$@#$ KHAKIS. Edit: the demolitions committee is currently voting on whether to grant entry to DoG into the FIGHT CLUB network alliance, or to blow it up.[/font]

[quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1329390563' post='2921688'] There don't appear to be any wars against The International. Also, why are people like you never in my range? [/quote] Because I said to hit me as hard as you can but the International knows it cannot win because dialectic materialism is a load of crap.

We brought down the NpO, didn't we? The demolitions committee of project mayhem does not make mistakes.

We have covert ops in the ODN and the NPO. About a fifth of Nordreich is in FIGHT CLUB.

[font="Courier New"][size="6"]Operation Mayhem[/size] The nations of FIGHT CLUB do hereby declare a formal state of hostilities with the International. We find their blatant materialism to be offensive and their prose to be filled with fallacies, as though it were something completely other. "Hit me as hard as you can." FIGHT CLUB is a very powerful alliance. DO NOT $%&@ WITH US. We are the people you depend on. We have operatives in several alliances and cells capable of operating completely autonomously of central leadership (unlike the communists, whose crappy economy relies solely on central planning which we all know NEVER WORKS). Here is an example of one of our operatives in another alliance: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=473821 He has completely acknowledged in private the sacrifice he is making by being exposed in this way. It is for the greater good. He is just one of MANY operatives of FIGHT CLUB that have infiltrated the Legion. We are in their leadership. If ANYONE interferes in FIGHT CLUB's war with the International, they are to expect SERIOUS repercussions. We launder your clothes. We make your beds. We cook your meals. We piss in your soup. I say again: DO NOT $%&@ WITH US. I have this to say to our adversaries in the International: HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN. End transmission. Due to the graphic nature of the human male phallus, none will be shown in this thread.[/font]