ryan.riverside

RHCP has a great song called "Love Rollercoaster" that not many people have heard. It's a goodie.

Seriously, I mean it about the goblins. They will tickle your feet so hard you won't even feel it. It's this crazy delayed-effect technology. You might not feel it immediately. It might wait a few months to hit you, but you will feel the tickling eventually.

If you don't join the New Eclipse Order, you will feel guilty and shameful, and tiny little goblins will tickle your feet at night.