[a Kaskus Declaration]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1331624639' post='2937512']
RUKUNU already does this, and has been at it for over two years. Do you have that kind of dedication? He doesn't even have wonders or a warchest.
[img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aeris-_-L2.jpg[/img]
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Oh no Beefspari

The abyss has stared back. You are the humorless pubbie now.

[Let a goon talk long enough . . .]

[quote name='Phineas' timestamp='1331355085' post='2936233']
Let me lend you my mirror. Seriously, you can do so much better than this garbage. And by saying seriously again, this will be my first and only goons-serious[sup]TM[/sup] post here (as if I matter, I know).
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"I know you are but what am I" stopped working in kindergarten.

[Let a goon talk long enough . . .]

[quote name='Zombie Glaucon' timestamp='1331343629' post='2936162']
Not "we love it/we don't care/ "? Sad, sad days indeed.
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Well when the opposition is nothing but pedantry and the same point posted 100 times in a row, it gets a little stale.

[An Announcement from TLR and NPO]

[quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1330837298' post='2932954']
If I have to get quotes, you'll have to wait a few weeks or I can scan through threads alternatively.
[/quote]
So is this going to be the firebombing of Tokyo?

[GOONS defending the great wall]

I would be in favor of rolling Sard.

e:
[quote name='Phineas' timestamp='1330826863' post='2932826']
Awe, you're a good boy. Thanks for the banana.
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This guy too, ugh pretending to be a puppet master is insufferable as $%&@.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

This topic isn't about you Roq.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

[quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1330814018' post='2932703']
I know that you think you're winning some sort of competition[i] in your head[/i] by breaking down every sentence and not actually responding to the topic at hand, but I assure you that's not the case.
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You see, people of Planet Bob, responding to every post on a point-by-point basis in a civil manner is "not actually responding to the topic at hand." Real debates involve calling all dissenting posts "drivel," insulting the other side with broad generalizations, and then complaining about people being insulting.

IYIyTh at his finest, ladies and gentlemen, preaching morals of which even he doesn't adhere.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

[quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1330741830' post='2932319']
Yes. All alone. With everyone else. How frightening. [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif[/img]
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you're not very good at this whole "comeback" thing

[a Kaskus Declaration]

I almost feel sorry for Kaskus, here they are declaring war and they aren't even getting trash-talked now. That must hurt.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

[quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1330586751' post='2931104']
No it isn't.
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Yep, claiming de facto victory right here. Verily, you have lost this most honorable of verbal jousts, good sir. Or, to put it in the vernacular of our times, you have been owned.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

[quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1330584701' post='2931083']
Of course I know that. It amuses me to have him jump through hoops while at the same time thinking he is actually making anyone but himself look like a fool. Even funnier that he brings in two others to help him out. Because, we all know that if you get enough people to hurl abuse at someone that someone's arguments are automatically rendered insane. So, anyway, where was I...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BINXO02RZTY

This is you.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

No r00tn00b he's right, we need to call MK and Umbrella to bail us out of this sticky situation

[GOONS defending the great wall]

[quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1330579508' post='2931026']
Yup. More insults, no substance.
[/quote]
I thought the point of my post was obvious enough but here you go summarizing the thing.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

[quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1330565824' post='2930910']
More abuse and no attempt to point out what it is I have missed. Well played, Sir!
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Actually I'm pretty sure people were pointing out that you missed the context of that post so your passive aggressive insult held very little weight, but since you seem to have no idea what context is you also missed what these people were pointing out. You're still probably not going to get this or claim that you got it but it doesn't matter, but I don't really care because you're an idiot and since we aren't going to be able to speak reason to your feeble little mind, calling you out on your stupidity is the next best thing. It's very cathartic.

[GOONS defending the great wall]

they still haven't declared on me so i still haven't been able to fight anything so UGH SCREW YOU MONGOLS I WILL HATE YOU FOREVER FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION UGH

[MONGOLS DOW]

If you could have a couple dudes declare on me before nuclear anarchy starts happening that would be great, I didn't wake up in time to grab any slots of my own.

[A United Equestria Announcement]

[quote name='ktarthan' timestamp='1328305979' post='2914007']
This is like if GOONS was actually a bad alliance.
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but GOONS is a bad alliance??

[Cessation of Hostilities]

What do people hope to gain by claiming they won in a clear defeat? What is the motivation for this flavor of willful delusion? I really want to know. It can't be that they look better in the eyes of others or that people respect them more, because the only realistic thing that happens is that people think they're even larger idiots than previously. It actively damages their reputation and standing, and yet they persist.

[Another FAIL Declaration]

No you see GOONS is nothing without its allies, as opposed to honorable, strong alliances that don't need allies, such as

[Another FAIL Declaration]

when i quit goons i will go rogue on goons

it will be the ultimate level of meta

e: like literally meta irony

[Another FAIL Declaration]

I don't get it, Christmas was a week and a half ago. Why are we still getting amazing gifts?

[Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?]

No you see if you enter a war it's because the other alliance is SUPER POWERFUL and stuff.

But according to some people's perspective, this is clearly a shift of our resources from terrible alliances like R&R and MXCA to focus on real threats like NPL.

[War is Over]

[quote name='Taliburn' timestamp='1324756570' post='2885746']
Again if you don't like what i say, move on to the next post.
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Actually, I think most people are perfectly content with calling you an idiot. If you don't like what they say, too bad, it's not going to stop.

[Nebula-X Declaration of War]

[quote name='Ludacrism2' timestamp='1324086353' post='2880220']
And you exist solely because there needs to be an equal balance of people considered trash and people considered great. You, you fool, are in the trash section.
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"Yeah, well, [i]you suck!![/i]"

I hope for your sake that your warring ability is better than your comebacks.

[Disgraceful War Tactics]

Hey MasterChief, I'd like to sell you a bridge to help you get over this river of tears you seem to be producing. I assure you it is of the finest quality.