SwazzSwazz

TPF = Heros

Something like my 23% odds of winning... and winning againist a fark nation made this round for me. I've eaten 2 nukes and endured 11 wars. Fun round.

RangeRover nation would like to offer the Katatonic State and allies it's own version of beer, cobra beer! [IMG]http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa102/Mark_C_Montez/cobra.png[/IMG] Well, actually, our beer factories have been leveled and we had to resort to more natural means of makeing cobra beer. We searched through our nuclear wasteland for wheat to make beer but instead we had to use actual cobras! Taste Authentic RangeRover Cobra beer!!! It is very crunchy and chewy! [IMG]http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm5/zerodryden/Vietnam%20Day%205/DSC00116.jpg[/IMG]

What are all the wars that have occured so far in cn tournament round 9? ozland v. destructor fleets ozland v. ordo p ozland v. SOS brigade fark v. ozland ordo p v. tpf what are all the other ones?

Fark is so pathetic they go to war with an already battered up Ozland, they can't take us when we're healthy I suppose. A good strategic move but very low. Fark with it's huge 61 nations can only take on an alliance with 25 nations, a thrid of them already in anarachy from the SOS war. BTW, SOS has 33 nations (they had more before the ozland war.) FARK is pathetic to say the least.

I'm just going to make as much as an unbiased ranking of alliances soon. No interest to join another alliance, I like Ozland just fine.

This is my first round of CNT and I love it. However, I was wondering what you guys thought the best alliance should be and I will make sort of a list based of a few factors. 1) Average Strength. Simple logic tells that alliances with high average strength can better protect themselves and are more efficient. 2) Fun. Fun can be defined in a lot of ways, but this is CNT and fun = successful war. 3) Nukes. More nukes = more fun. These are some of the alliances I am considering ranking in my offical list of best alliances so tell me what you think. They are in no particular order. Rodentia Dominatus: These guys have 50 nations, with an average strength of 5,255 and with 98 nukes. They have more nukes than nations!!! Ordo Paradoxia: Good war againist TPF, avg. strength of 2,856 with 78 nukes and lots of people at 151 nations. Lafayette Escadrille: 71 nations, 64 nukes, smart leadership move by declareing war on TPF while Ozland was away. They are doing well againist TPF with only 11 anarachies. 3,785 average nation strength is quite impressive also. Common Defense Treaty and Aztec alliances are looking pretty strong stat wise as well but I haven't seen them in any war that I remember, could be wrong. Ozland Cobras: 27 nations with 41 nukes, avg national strength of 4,302. No lack of fun, 3 wars thus far, with the recent leaveing more than 20% of the alliance in anarachy but their opponet SOS Brigade has 24 anarachied nations out of 33 with just 4 nukes remaining. Now which alliances did I miss?

Well how I'm I suppose to fight againist an opponet that decoms everything? If SOS isn't going to play the game then just surrender. I will not say the entire SOS brigade is a joke because that is dishonest. Webster52402 is actually someone that is giveing me a good fight and Myrrhnee is willing to fight too although he is now in anarachy. Anyone that backs up the "I can't win attitude" of Bernkastel is doing a great diservice to the game and marring the SOS brigade. To the statements of the obviously hazy Locke, I'm engaged in 3 wars, I'll be happy to engage you. Go ahead, fight a war your way by decomming everything like your buddy bernkastel. If you consider a way to fight war by decomming all of your planes etc. then whats the point of playing? Also, let's learn to do simple math. Swazz has 2 nuclear bombs and is engaged in 3 wars. Should he waste one on the guy that decommed his military? Or should he use the 2 on the other 2 players who actually want to play? Easy decesion. Sorry Bigkat, I just want to play the game like the next man and Bernkastel is not.

[quote name='Bernkastel' date='07 February 2010 - 02:18 AM' timestamp='1265527138' post='2166478'] How much more dense could you possibly be. That said, I wasn't being provocative or challenging, Mr.Swazz approached me in a rude and very cocky manner through private means. I've kept nation leaders' logs of all our back and forth. I decided not to give Ozland Cobras the satisfaction of destroying all that I have built and instead, decommed and sold everything. You won't get any tech out of me for much longer. You'll just have to nuke it off. Hows them apples. You clearly have no concept of chivalry and honor, even out of war. The point of a surprise attack is to cause disarray, which you handled nicely genius. Tech-farming? Really? You are a [i]disgusting[/i] and [i]terrible[/i] alliance to support such an atrocious act. I no longer have time to waste with such low rulers and a low alliance. [/quote] Your so dumb, now that your nearly at ZI, decommed the only military asset you had (planes) I am not going to waste a nuke on you. Thanks to your lack of commitment to SOS fight you made my decesion much easier - two of your friends will recive the nuclear bombs. Perhaps if you would have actually defended yourself your two alliance mates wouldn't get nuked. Way to do the selfish thing, and just quit. I feel bad for your two alliance mates that have to suffer because of your stupidity and ignorance. For the sake of the enviroment, surrender already SOS. Almost your whole alliance is in Anarachy. You lost.

Good luck TPF.

[sub]I'M FED UP WITH THE BMW[/sub] [quote]To: Swazz From: Azusa Date: 2/6/2010 7:19:49 PM Subject: RE: Hey Message: If you're afraid of a little radiation, don't start a war, silly. [color="#FF0000"]I'm not afraid of any radiation, in fact I will be launching attacks on one of your nuclear capable nations very soon[/color] I could care less if he I get nuked, and *he* could care less if he does. [color="#FF0000"]Then why are you bothering to message me?[/color] He because he'll fight to the last, and I because I could care less about TE. [color="#FF0000"]Well thanks, but I don't care to know because I fight to the last too[/color] I just keep a nation, I don't really use it. [color="#FF0000"]Thank you for makeing it easier for me to be in the top 5%[/color] Want me to a roll over? Go ahead. Watch me facepalm, sigh, and destroy my worthless pixels. Have fun, hope it satisifies you, Mr. Internet Tough Guy. [color="#FF0000"]Failure is not an option to me, even in a game.... successful people are well... successful?[/color] [/quote] I had to respond to these insults somehow, because the guy blocked me from sending any more messages - smooth move. I believe I am the one you were talking about Bernkastel. At the very least, you can give me credit for offering you terms of surrender. If your going to make statements like "I'll give everything to SOS till the end" then honestly stop the BMW and just take it and say "sorry swazz I don't agree to your surrender plan." No [color="#FF0000"]()[/color]Itching, [color="#FF0000"]M[/color]oaning and [color="#FF0000"]W[/color]hinning please.

Go Cobras.

50 Tech for 3 Million. You get the tech first. You pay me 3 million in 10 days. Send me a message in game, SwazzSwazz

I don't want to join an alliance that makes me do a bunch of stupid tests to become a member when I have already played the game before and don't like to waste time. Willing to join any alliance, but I would prefer a black team one. In addition, tech deals and aid are a big bonus.

Aid recieved Phillip. My foregin exchange thing is full. - I can no longer do tech deals until 20 day expire. Thank you for business SwazzSwazz