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Dude, I'm all the American MDC will ever need. In fact, I dare other American to join, hell, I'll even go as far as giving each of them an aid of 1,000,000 each, if they pass my 'Amercan' citiizenship test. Here are some example of the questions in my test.
1. Can you name all of the flavors of slurpies served at the 7-11?
2. Who are the defending Super Bowl Champions?
3. Who is Bart Simpson's dad?
4. Who starred in Fight Club?
5. When being tazed, is it appropriate to call the exacting officer "Bro"?
6. Are you ready to start playing some sports with your hands?
These are just some example of my questions, on second thought, just join dude, there will be no test and I will give each of you 300,000 for just mentioning my name when you join us and successfully past our hands-on live-fire war test.
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Apu had to take a test to become an American Citizen:
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