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  1. Nation link:http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=348202

    Alliance: Angelite

    Are you active? Yes

    Do you know how to tech deal properly? Yes

    How many slots are you donating? One

    How long do you plan on doing this? As long as it is mutually agreeable.

  2. Dear Pope

    Christianity is passe in Comasylvania. You don't need to visit. However we would very much like to see the Popemobile. What is it's top speed? How quickly can it go from 0 to 60 mph? How many cubic inches does the engine have? What is it's compression ratio? Have you ever run it on nitro? How many surfboards fit on the roof?

  3. Comasylvania today started its higher education program with the purchase of Huxley stadium. Future plans include the building of Darwin stadium. President Rufus T Firefly explained "We also plan to build the rest of the university buildings eventually, but we have to build elementary schools first. Right now we have intramural football and we'll have varsity games soon. First things first."

  4. The Holy Father has been kicked out of Rome and has been replaced with a false Pope; therefore, he is extremely busy and has suspended his visits. However, we will ensure that he visits Comasylvania very soon.
    As a Marxist I am very much aware of this sort of problem. I remember when Harpo got kicked out of the Biltmore by a false House Dick.
  5. Rufus T. Firefly was on hand for the ribbon cutting ceremony of the newest factory in Plopsburg, Comasylvania. This high tech marvel employs the latest advances in robotics to boos production to unheard of levels. "Comasylvania is no longer dependant upon foriegn manufactories for our supply of whoppee cushions." exclaimed a beaming Firefly. Rufus was pretty happy, too.

  6. After groups of green peace activists, pleaded for a national earth day, the government would like to remind its citizens that in these hard times, that work comes before the environment. After these speeches the government raised citizens income by $2. The country already has many holidays and an earth day is not yet one of them. A government spokesman said that the council may consider more holidays, including an earth day, after the global recession, which may hit the country.
    I like to be earthy every day.
  7. President Rufus T. Firefly cut the cheese while cutting the ribbon on the Acme factory in Plopsdorf, Comasylvania earlier today. This marks Comasylvania's start as an industrial nation. Acme manufactures rocket powered rollerskates, do-it-yourself catapults, atomic mouse disintegrators, and paint. Acme management is especially proud of their paint line which includes colors like railroad tunnel and invisible. Acme products are available through mailorder and delivery time is never over 2 seconds.

  8. Comasylvania opened its Foreign Ministry and Pay Day Loan facility in the harbor town of Sweethaven, it was announced today. Comasylvania is an active tech seller and the foreign ministry will carry a complete line of Lotto scratch offs for the convenience of tech buyers.

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