[Response to Recent Events in Farkistan]

I had fun .

 

To:Alphabravo42   
From:Moose Hole   
Date: 5/2/2013 4:04:23 PM
Subject: Nuclear Attack

 

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear
weapons by Moose Hole. You lost 35109 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0
cruise missiles, 151.545 miles of land, 63.122 technology, 189.367
infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable
navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience
many days of economic devastation.

 

 

To Moose Hole  

Alphabravo42   
Date: 5/2/2013 4:45:00 PM
Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear
weapons by Alphabravo42. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage
caused by this attack. You lost 34760 soldiers, 2209 defending tanks, 13
cruise missiles, 15.435 miles of land, 60.335 technology, 181.004
infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable
navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience
several days of economic devastation.

[A FAIL Declaration]

RV is right - using nukes with a tech raid would be silly. You refused peace in the previous conflict and pointed out that we are still at war - I am glad to oblige your request for continued hostilities.

 

The use of nuclear weapons in this current conflict does supply me with enormous amounts of fun though. Who here wouldn't have a smile on their face everytime they nuke RV?

 

 Feel free to stop by .gov anytime if you want to discuss terms. Also why dont you aim some of those nukes you are stocking at me?

 

Text as green as the land of Rebel Virginia.

[For the times they are a-changin'.]

Huzzah, luckily I'm already drinking so I can dedicate one on the treaty.

["Emergency Fark Election to repair the Destruction of Fark Raining Down from the Three Stooges War"]

I no longer wish to remain anonymous. I want to be called Jim.

[End of the NPO | VE FRONT]

[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1342471139' post='3010822']
Fark has a total of 31 nations "hiding"
Come on Magicpirate, Fark have kept their nations on the battle field for the last 2 beat downs on them, credit where credits due.
[/quote]
Peace mode is reserved for buying nukes.

Total nations
172

War mode
141 81.97%

Peace Mode
31 18.02%

Anarchy
68 39.53%

[Cessation of Hostilities]

Thanks for an awesome war folks. This is the most fun I've had in years. Thanks to all my opponents for showing me a great fight and helping me get that casualty count up. I'd mention all of you but there seems to be two pages worth of wars right now.

Good luck rebuilding. We should do this again soon.

[Peace in the Land]

[quote name='Shinfat' timestamp='1323446924' post='2870966']
Congrats on peace guys.
[/quote]

Way to Radio silence noob!

/Oh wait

[Third Time's the Charm]

[quote name='mdnss69' timestamp='1323027061' post='2862432']
Hopefully this morning he is now suffering from a wrecked nation and a wrecked head from being twisted drunk on IRC last night.
[/quote]

I dont think I have ever seen him completely sober to be honest.

[FARK & Superfriends?]

[img]http://www.friendlyfire.be/Iraqi%20Information%20Minister.jpg[/img]

Nothing to see here.

[It's the beginning of April and time for erection news from Farkistan]

As someone that lives in the arse end of the world I approve of this message.


/Not the singing obviously

[Farkistan March Erection Results]

Very nice Minitru I love it. Oh and congrats to the council or something .

[Farkistan Erection Announcement]

Close enough for Farkmas

/hot

//or cold I get confused

[Farkistan Election Announcement]

Splitters the lot of you. It was The Peoples front of farkistan wasn't it? The Popular front of Farkistan will sort you out soon enough.

[Farkistan Election Announcement]

There is a distinct lack of Fireguy in that government there is.

We figured out the hard way that Fireguy shouldnt be in Gov.

[Farkistan Election Announcement]

Everybody Panic! This .Gov is the scariest thing I've seen all day.

/ Congrats to the new oppressors.

[Brother can you spare a dime?]

I eagerly await the announcement making Fireguy your Emperor.

Why do you hate Fark?

[Brother can you spare a dime?]

Now all Farkistani's have their own cubicles, we work better like that.

I'm more of a free range Farkistani myself. Congratulations to the October council. Let the TPS reports flow.

[FARK announcement]

Another Farkistan election, another predictable result. Council members, do not forget the people. The Farkistani Liberation Front is watching......

Splitters!

I was this close to being erected...Well congratu-Farkin-lations

SPLITTERS!

The Popular Front of Farkistan is watching you watching the Farkistani Liberation Front while keeping a keen eye on those arch-splitters the Peoples Front of Farkistan.

[Fark went clubbin, WTF?]

Woo more drinking buddies I can sponge off of. Err I mean buy a round for.

[Pour an ice cold IRON]

Amstel lite? We only get the lager version around here. May I suggest you give that a try? Not bad a bad beer in my opinion.

Let me take this opportunity to place an ancient curse on bay102174. May your next beer be warm and flat. Let it give you a slight headache.

[Bringin' da noise, Bringin' da FARK]

Nice work MiniThru. I love it. IIRC if you cannot comply with the terms due to religious reasons an alternative arrangement can be made. Now what is the kosher or halaal equivalent to bacon? A nice steak review?