My interests? I'm interested in knowing why you are looking at this. Really now, am I that important? If I am, then I'm flattered. If I'm not, then again, why are you here? You must be awfully interested in me if you are still reading this. Honestly now, what's the point? You know my screen name, you know my alliance, you know my position in said alliance... are you some kind of stalker trying to find more out about me? That would be odd. Are you still reading this?! Dude, you are weird. Go away. Yes, you. Go. Away. I find this creepy. No, "Why am I still typing this?" is not a "better question" than "Why are you still reading this?" I don't care. I'm still typing because you are still reading. Go away! Honestly, what is your problem? Whatever, have fun reading this, I'm out.