Mongol Federation

I'm bored, someone save me. lol

Okay the BELOW statement... The 1 below my last obviously.

I must agree with the above statement.

Hi.

Bonus + Raise = Awesomeness!

I came. I saw. I ate.Oh, and I got payed to do it!

We got spring instead of winter. We have summer instead of spring. I'm guessing we'll get Hell on Earth instead of summer.

When I asked for Congress to show bipartisanship I didn't mean taring up the 1st Amendment and using the scraps for toilet paper live on C-SPAN!

I'm bored! I don't like being bored.

So it's 7:47AM and I get 2 alerts on m phone, a text and an email. They both say the same thing. $865 deposited into my account.

Gott'a love Star Wars. :DPlayed from 3am to 4:30am, slept 'till 7:30am and sated playing again. If not for work I'd still be playing. Addictive game. lol

Ah, work. Had a customer come in today, buy a cart full of stuff then ask us to hold to for her. No biggie, happens all the time but......Did she forget her wallet or realize she forgot to buy something? No. What did she forget you ask? HER CAR. How the @%*! do you forget your @%*!ing CAR?! How did she get to the store?Ah, work.

The today and tomorrow are the days I look forward to the most every year, all the more so because I have to WAIT all year. Marry Christmas!

23 now...

So yet another update on my crazy job, I should create a page. lolThis is my convo taking out an older customer today:Customer: I'm down the middle. I'm the white car.Me: *Sees 2 F'EN ROWS of white cars.*Customer: Wait, that doesn't help you much does it?Me: *Shaking my head no.* Nnooppee...Customer: Wait, I'm the car over there! *Points to the other end of the parking lot.* Sorry, I'm legally BLIND.Me: *In my head.* GOOD GOD THIS WOMAN IS DRIVING?!?!?!?!

I love work. 1st a blind 72 year old women can't find the sanitizer. Her husband points her in the right direction but she goes to far and pulls the fire alarm (which was right next to the sanitizer). She then slowly backs away (they saw this on the camera) and walks to the bakery where she starts asking her husband what all the fuss was about ring to play it off. lmaoAnd then the night gets better when Ashley Santiago starts feeling the effects of sleep deprivation and starts acting high.....

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Okay, now it's 34. WTF?

May everyone become the nightmare of turkeys everywhere after tonight. Happy Thanksgiving!

I work... At a grocery store... The day before Thanksgiving... God help me.

Time to head to work... Ugh.

The Senate is still Dem and the House is TP (NOT Repub). Should be an interesting 2 years...

I don't need to dress up. I'm plenty scary on my own.

I hate being bored... Where are the clubs? Party spots? Hookahs? I'm not alone, someone asked ME all this at work today. lol

Ah, last night was fun...