[TORN Multipack Announcement]

Congrats to a fine alliance. o7

[the biggest borrow in history]

Funny stuff.

[IRON-VE Announcement]

Congrats to two of our finest allies! o/

Also, your pinky will be healed much faster if you leave it in pickle brine... either that, or it will turn into a pickle.

Either way, you win.

[Valhalla Announcement]

I hope this gets sorted out for the better.

o/ Hail allies!

[Do I hold the record?]

I have one right now, and it's about to expire.

Before that, I had at least 7 of them going at the same time last June.

[Congrats to all you war mongers]

Glad to see we're doing our part to reduce over-population.

[MCXA Decleration of support]

Thanks MCXA, as always

[Nation Relocation]

AP- The nation of Saskanada has recently been putting up with some chilly weather here in our beautiful capital of Saskatoon

After four days of windchill values below -40°C, the people were asked to vote. The options

A.) Stay and lose some extremities

B.) "Relocate" the nation to someplace warm for the winter

The people of Saskanada OVERWHELMINGLY voted to relocate.

Military leaders quickly plotted a course of action.. invade Cuba.

After a strong naval assault and a few hours of F-22's bombing military installations, the communist regime quickly fell. The residents of Cuba were allowed to stay, of course, and were actually quite glad to be rid of their old geezer of a leader.

The people of Saskanada look forward to lounging on the beaches of Cuba

and avoiding Hepatitis...

[It has come to pass]

zomg this topic is pure win!

o/

[Nueva Vida & The Viridian Entente Treaty Announcement]

Very nice treaty. o/

[Dispatch from the Greenland Republic]

Good call overall.

[Imperial Decree]

To continued victory! o/

[Joint Announcement from TPF and GGA]

Very nice.

two thumbs way up!

[Announcement from BLEU]

For the stablity of the blue sphere.

[A Statement from the NADC Cabinet]

Well that's certainly interesting.

[The Amazing Sanction Race]

Congrats to Gramlins.. wow big jump.

[The ArGo Sails the Pacific]

Nicely done.

[How Long Since Your Last Event?]

I'd say last June.. back then I had around 6 or 7 good ones and 3 bad ones going at the same time.... then they just quit.

[Orange vs Blue]

Blue has my vote.

[NPO redeclares on FAN]

Pacifica Prevails! o/

[NPO Trounces NpO in Recruitment Contest]

Good show to everyone involved!

Hail NPO o/

[The Continuum]

Hail!!! o/

[A plea for assistance from the nation of Manypots]

I find your post hilarious. Thank you.

[NPO cancels NoV Treaty]

We're giving them space. Nothing else to it.

Hail NPO o/

[Do Events still happen]

Yeah I had like 6 or 7 going at the same time in June, that's the last time I received any. I had pretty good luck with them too.