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Fark recognizes that CCC has been feeling persecuted lately. Therefore, Fark officially declares peace on CCC for the foreseeable future. This peace includes features such as:
- Ending of war declarations that are not recipes
- Assistance with nation settings such as DEFCON and Threat Levels
- A warm nuclear welcome for all nations in range
Fark hopes that these peaceful new relations with CCC will encourage growth and cooperation between our esteemed alliances.
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I officially announce that the Official Announcement from Farkistan has been canceled. I apologize for any official Farkistan announcement coordination that may have already taken place. Please be kind to any Farkistani officials that may be announced.
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It has come to my attention that Farkistan has not made an official announcement for quite some time. Herewith, I officially announce that an official announcement is forthcoming. This announcement is official and comes directly from Farkistan. If you are in need of further information, please read the official announcements that Farkistan has to offer. Thank you for your interest in official Farkistani annoucements.
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On 12/24/2018 at 7:33 PM, Haflinger said:
Not yet
It's treason, then.
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A more appropriate question is, "Who cares?"
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I AM a senator. Suck it, libs.
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Me too thanks.
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This is a great treaty and I like hairy balls.
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10 years ago today, a fledgling alliance got a big boost from a green-lit post on Fark.com. It led to a massive influx of membership, and a time of strife. The alliance was thrust into opposition from nearly every side, and had to learn the hard way how to become a
decentalliance.
In the spirit of taking advantage of the inexperienced, below is an exchange between a hopeful Aqua Team Senate candidate and members of Farkistan.SpoilerEach member of Farkistan received this message from Pres of Muncie:
QuoteTo: l2eaper From: Pres of Muncie Date: 1/29/2017 2:57:53 PM
Subject: Vote for me?
Message: Hello,
I am Pres of Muncie, and I am trying to gain a seat on the Aqua Team Senate, and I am asking you for your support. As I am sure you know, the team Senate votes on various proposals that can have great effects on your nation. Nearly every nation that holds a seat on it's teams senate is a very old and established nation, and as such, has their own interests, and the interests of their fellow large nations at heart, and not the interests of small nations like you and myself. For too long this has been the case, and it has lead to an environment that makes it difficult for smaller nations to gain power.
As an Aqua Team Senator, I will promise to vote for any and all proposals that will benefit the small and developing nations on our team, to allow for the best possible environment for growth and prosperity.
I hope that I can count on your vote in the ongoing senate elections. With your help I can be a voice for you.
Pres of Muncie
Aqua Team Senate Candidate
This sparked the following.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Moose Hole Date: 2/1/2017 12:28:33 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Ok, I voted for you. Good luck!
I have a proposition for you too. The smaller nations of Farkistan (FARK AA) are constantly oppressed by the hegemony.
We need a way to overthrow these fascist overlords, but we don't have enough power to do it directly.
What we really need is some sort of distraction so we can position our resistance effectively. This is where you and your alliance comes in.
If you could each send a message containing the following text to the following message IDs within the next 3 days, we can progress to the next part of the plan.
Please don't let them know who I am, they think I'm on their side. I appreciate your support.
Nation IDs to send messages:
88385
106268
107572
159130
184622
206753
Message text:
Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 1:16:37 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Thank you for your support I really appreciate it! Can you clarify exactly what you want me to do? I would gladly support you in your efforts, but it is unclear to me exactly you want me to do and what your goals are, I would just like to have some clarification.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Moose Hole Date: 2/1/2017 1:24:32 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Absolutely.
The hegemonic forces in Farkistan are hyperfocused on putting down any internal opposition. We need some sort of diversion, something to make them freak out a little, so that the pressure is off for a little while. At that point, we have measures in place to seize control of the alliance in support of the masses.
You can help by sending the message to the specific nations I listed, from as many people as you can muster. It will cause internal discord, exactly what we need to fulfill our goals.
Don't worry about military retaliation. Most of your alliance are too small for the hegemony to attack even if they wanted to. And even if they could, I have enough political capital to make sure it doesn't come to that.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 2:57:25 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Ok, I will try to get as many of our nations to message them, and I will myself, so long that you can promise me that there will be NO military conflict whatsoever, our two strongest nations are currently being defeated in a war and we cannot afford to deal with attacks again. However in your original message you said that you voted for me ("Ok, I voted for you. Good luck!"), but according to your Nation Activity (http://www.cybernations.net/nation_activity.asp?Nation_ID=182127):
"Moose Hole voted for souparmon of Whiskeyland in the Aqua team senate election. Utilizing Political Lobbyists, Moose Hole allowed souparmon to receive 2 votes instead of the usual 1 vote."
So before I take action the action, I need to know why you said that you voted for me, when you did not. I do not mean to sound accusatory, I'm just want to be safe to protect my alliance.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Moose Hole Date: 2/1/2017 4:04:11 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: You are correct. I apologize for lying to you.
I need souparmon in a senate position in order to secure this coup. When I become supreme leader of Farkistan, you will be well rewarded for your efforts.
As an act of good faith, I will send money to you and two nations of your choosing.
Again, please to NOT inform anyone on the list of my involvement. Doing so would be a disaster for the resistance.Quote2/1/2017 4:04:31 PM
"Not a bribe"
Team: Aqua
Coldy
Ruler: Moose Hole
Fark
Team: Aqua
Republic of Muncie
Ruler: Pres of Muncie
Blackjack and Hookers
$6,000,000
0 Tech
1 SoldiersQuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 4:49:15 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Ok, I'll do it, and I'll spread the word to other members of the alliance too. As for the other users that I would like you to offer the aid to, I choose Nick Traeger of Shangri La, and BSU Ass Slapper of Funcie. But why did you list the reason as "not a bribe"? Won't that make it very easy to trace it back to you?QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 4:55:43 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: If at all possible, do you think you can send the aid to Nick Traeger in 100 tech instead of cash, he just had some tech extorted out of him in our war and he wants it back.QuoteTo: Omarius Zombonicus From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 5:12:47 PM
Subject: Hi.
Message: Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: cable77 From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 5:13:33 PM
Subject: Hi.
Message: Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: oneeightytwo From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 5:15:06 PM
Subject: Hi.
Message: Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: Decide R Inchief From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 5:15:53 PM
Subject: Hi.
Message: Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: jsobota From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 5:18:04 PM
Subject: Hi.
Message: Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 5:19:38 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Ok, I sent all of them out my self. And I informed some trusted members of my alliance.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: jsobota Date: 2/1/2017 8:29:12 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: I don't know who you are but you better start explaining.QuoteTo: jsobota From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 8:48:58 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Arcane Date: 2/1/2017 9:41:08 PM
Subject: Listen
Message: 88385
106268
107572
159130
184622
206753QuoteTo: Arcane From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/1/2017 9:58:03 PM
Subject: RE: Listen
Message: Listen ti what?QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Arcane Date: 2/1/2017 10:23:01 PM
Subject: RE: Listen
Message: I believe these have been mentioned. I unfortunately can't say anything more.QuoteTo: Arcane From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/2/2017 5:15:06 AM
Subject: RE: Listen
Message: Ahh. Say no more fam.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Omarius Zombonicus Date: 2/2/2017 5:25:36 AM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: Greetings from Zombonia, Land of the Free Taco,
Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war?
EOM
HRH OZQuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Decide R Inchief Date: 2/2/2017 8:10:55 AM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: You have chosen poorly. When the splitters have been dealt with, your role in assisting them will be investigated.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/2/2017 2:34:02 PM
Subject: FW: RE: Hi. (I think we've been caught)
Message:
-----Original Message-----
From: Decide R Inchief
Date: 2/2/2017 8:10:55 AM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Body: You have chosen poorly. When the splitters have been dealt with, your role in assisting them will be investigated.Quote2/2/2017 3:24:37 PM
"No reason. Move along."
Team: Aqua
Coldy
Ruler: Moose Hole
Fark
Team: Aqua
Funcie
Ruler: BSU Ass Slapper
Blackjack and Hookers
$6,000,000
0 Tech
1 SoldiersQuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Moose Hole Date: 2/2/2017 3:28:15 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Nick Traeger has too many aid offers so I can't send him anything.
I don't think anyone would investigate something that explicitly states that it is NOT a bribe.
Thank you so much for your assistance. Decide R Inchief is one of the most vile, insolent little underlings I've ever had to deal with. When I become supreme leader, he will bow to me, as will all the other little pieces of &%$@ in my alliance. They will rue the day they messed with Moose Hole! And they'll also rue whatever your alliance is called.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/2/2017 5:13:17 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: I mean saying that it isn't a bribe gives them more reason to, but whatever. This whole thing is seeming kinda fishy to me tbh.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: jsobota Date: 2/2/2017 7:15:42 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: Who sent you? Are you going to help with the celebration?QuoteTo: jsobota From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/2/2017 7:29:16 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: Your "questions" lately are bordering on insubordination.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: cable77 Date: 2/2/2017 8:56:56 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: They told me you had been brought into the plan and you'd know how to contact me. How do I know that you can be trusted?QuoteTo: cable77 From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/2/2017 10:04:07 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: Who's "they"QuoteTo: cable77 From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/3/2017 7:42:03 AM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: Again, I need to know who "they" is, like a specific user nameQuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Moose Hole Date: 2/3/2017 1:22:23 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: You dare compare me to a fish? Understand one thing. You and your alliance are my peons, bought and paid for, and I will not tolerate insolence.
I can get you senate votes, but you will have to comply with my plans before I can make that happen. Our empire will be built on the backs of so many tiny nations, squirming in the dirt hoping for a scrap of a proposal they can use. Just you wait, we will rule this entire world before the decade is out.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Arcane Date: 2/3/2017 1:36:03 PM
Subject: RE: Listen
Message: Hey...I thought my aid came through was "secret", but I think anyone can see it. If anyone asks, you and I are just doing a tech deal. I'm stuck now between two opposing factions in Fark and don't want to end up on the wrong side. This is getting very bad.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/3/2017 5:37:22 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Alright famQuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: cable77 Date: 2/3/2017 7:12:19 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: Look, the less you know the better. Just go along with Moose Hole's plan and keep it to yourself. And don't even think of betraying us. This is going to be really big. Trust me you have NO idea who Moose Hole actually is. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/3/2017 9:32:37 PM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: I am ALL for supporting you, I just want to be sure that I will not be getting myself into a situation that could be potentially harmful to my nation, and more importantly my alliance. I just would like to know more about what is going on, why you picked me, what all I am expected to be doing.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Moose Hole Date: 2/6/2017 12:12:27 AM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Hey guess what? It worked. The entire hegemonic force of Farkistan is in chaos. Now is time for phase 2.
What I need for phase 2 is for you to get as many people as possible to vote for souparmon of Whiskeyland as senator. They're trying to overthrow him and they'll never expect this move.
After phase 2 is complete, I'm going to make sure you get a ton of votes and whatever other support you and your alliance needs.
The rebellion will achieve victory, and you are playing an integral part in the process. Thank you for your service!QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: l2eaper Date: 2/6/2017 2:33:41 AM
Subject: You have chosen the wrong side
Message: My informants inside the Farkistan Rebellion have informed me that you are assisting in their plans to overthrow the duly erected officials of Fark.
If this assistance does not stop immediately, the government of Fark will have no choice but to brand you and your alliance as enemies of the state.
Although you can make amends of this situation, all i would need you to do is to send a message to a couple people for me. They will know what to do if you follow my instructions.
The nation id's that would need to be messaged are
107572
and
88385
All you need to send them is the following phrase
"The deer has broken the fence again"
Upon receiving that phrase, they will know what to do.
On behalf of the Fark Government loyalists, thanks.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: l2eaper Date: 2/6/2017 2:37:43 AM
Subject: One thing i forgot in the last message
Message: I forgot to say, if you chose to help us, please continue to keep contact with the others, and do not inform them that i have made contact with you.QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: jsobota Date: 2/6/2017 8:56:32 PM
Subject: RE: Hi.
Message: I'm just HERE TO HAVE FUNQuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Pres of Muncie Date: 2/9/2017 11:55:43 AM
Subject: RE: Vote for me?
Message: Gereat! Can you send the 6mil you promised Nick Traeger now.Quote2/9/2017 12:31:19 PM
"Not a bribe"
Team: Aqua
Coldy
Ruler: Moose Hole
Fark
Team: Aqua
Shangri La
Ruler: Nick Traeger
Blackjack and Hookers
$6,000,000
0 Tech
1 SoldiersQuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Nick Traeger Date: 2/9/2017 12:53:15 PM
Subject: Thank You!
Message: I appreciate you keeping your word even after this long!
I really appreciate this gesture you gave to us.
Cheers,QuoteTo: Nick Traeger From: Moose Hole Date: 2/9/2017 1:37:20 PM
Subject: RE: Thank You!
Message: Of course! I also appreciate the support you've given the Farkistan Resistance Movement.
Now that Phase 2 is starting, things are really going to pick up.QuoteTo: Moose Hole From: Nick Traeger Date: 2/9/2017 2:51:50 PM
Subject: RE: Thank You!
Message: Good luck in your endeavors!QuoteTo: Pres of Muncie From: Moose Hole Date: 2/10/2017 11:49:12 AM
Subject: Things are getting weird
Message: Hello. Lately there has been a lot of backlash and 'questions' flying around in the Farkistan hegemony.
In order to counter any suspicions of bribery and to cause further distraction, I need you and the rest of your alliance to change your national religions to Voodoo.
I understand that this may cause some problems on your end. If anyone needs help maintaining their nation due to this change, please apply for a Voodoo compensation package with
Outkast of Wills (289350).
The application must contain your nation's name, ruler, and current religion, interspersed in that order.
For example, if "Super Nation" ruled by "Honcho" and religion "Voodoo" wants to apply, then send a message to Outkast of Wills containing only the text:
"SHVuoopnoecdrho ooNation"
This will allow you and your members to gain financially, as well as cause undue processing attention and resource drain on the Farkistan hegemony.Quote2/11/2017 11:16:33 PM
"Not a Bribe: Pres Muncie"
Team: Aqua
Arcania
Ruler: Arcane
Fark
Team: Aqua
Honorem
Ruler: Noahjing200
Blackjack and Hookers
$6,000,000
0 Tech
1 Soldiers
We thank Pres of Muncie for being a good sport. As Supreme Leader® of Farkistan, I offer his alliance, Blackjack and Hookers, a Farkistan Aggression Pact (FAP)! The FAP, if accepted, allows any member of Blackjack and Hookers to declare war on any member of Farkistan! Doing so will be seen as an act of war between the alliances and may trigger further pacts and incur sanctions.
Congratulations Farkistan for 10 yearsof getting taken advantage of!
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Where are the dick jokes?
Shortest Fark announcement ever.
There it is.
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Farkistan's current government is as follows.
Submitter:905Squirrel:CrittersCouncil:Decide R InchiefEViL0nE (Speaker)one_eighty_tworolloSlick Johnson -
Shortest erection announcement I've ever seen.
It's not the size, it's how you use it.
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I had this really great announcement all made up. You guys would have loved it. I was so excited about it I got my keyboard really sticky so I had to clean it off in the dishwasher. When I was plugging it back in I accidentally hit the switch on my power strip, so the bangomatic turned on and accidentally hit the power switch on my computer. So I'm just posting the erection results because I don't want to make that really great announcement thing that you would have loved again.Submitter:905Squirrel:Mr VicariousCouncil:182CountryMouseDecide R InchiefrolloSchlick Johnson
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Here are Farkistan's new people who are on a council:
Bionic RedheadCountryMouseDecide R Inchiefrolloone_eighty_twoAnd here's a little something for you to enjoy:[spoiler]
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Farkistan has erected its officers and now it is time to party.
Our Submitter, 905, decided to celebrate by having some dessert with a couple of his ladyfriends.
Our Squirrel, Mr Vicarious, was so excited his face lit up with delight.
Our Council, one_eighty_two, Cable77, CountryMouse, Decide R Inchief, and docmeister, decided to throw a party.
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Listen up nerds! Our new council is now:
182 [SotC], Cabell77, Arcane, Rollo Gigante, docmeister
You'd better listen to them or you'll be fetching my hay for the next month! -
Farkistan's March 2014 Council members are:
182
Arcane
Cable77
Rampage3
Rollo Gigante
/It's funny because it's true.
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I forgot to make something this month so here is my favorite youtube video. I watch it about 5 times a day, sometimes 7 on weekends. I'm also told that 905 is our new submitter, Mr Vicarious is our new squirrel, and 182, Cable77, Rampage3, Rollo Gigante, and stargatesg1 are the council. Remember when you could get a user name without numbers in it and it didn't come out as something stupid?
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The titular subject of this post refers to Farkistan's desire to headlight the peepers who will fill the beanbags of Farkistan's council.
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182
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bmckenna
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docmeister
[spoiler]
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Rollo Gigante
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stargatesg1
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The government of Farkistan has been erected for this month. I would like to announce our new government. However, Farkistan has a few financial challenges this month. So first we would like you to hear a word from our sponsors:
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I, for one, welcome our new anal overlord.
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I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
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I was going to say someone let the cat out of the bag, but it's still hiding in there.
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Farkistan's December 2013 Council Members:
182
beachrat
bmckenna
docmeister
stargatesg1
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