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  9. GPA Prosperity and Neutrality

    in Player Created Alliances

    Posted · Edited by Lord Rav

    When strudel is gone we will just party like we're back in 1995...

    In days of yore, neutrals were once hippies.

    Till the day, all the hippies were massacred in one massive mushroom cloud of green smoke at Woodstock.

    What was left was DNA destined to spread throughout the four corners of Digiterra.

    The DNA combined with existing life forms and eventually time would produce a new type of neutral.

    War-hardened neutrals with the faintest memory of their predecessors.

    They stand ready...they will fight.

    We are not afraid of the cruel intentions of the one called Bob.

    We will stand together and we will face whatever threat that comes our way.

    We are the menace!

    -Rav
    A manuscript found in the ruined hollows of Woodstock

  10. GPA Prosperity and Neutrality

    in Player Created Alliances

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    You'll probably get a piece of strudel than infrastructure.
    Strudel is more elaborate and tasty.
    You can't eat infrastructure, strudel you can!
    Who cares about roads and public infrastructure when you can eat strudel for the rest of your lives!
    Is strudels neutral...probably not.
    Just a classic favorite amongst alliances.


    When strudel is gone we will just party like we're back in 1995...

  11. GPA Prosperity and Neutrality

    in Player Created Alliances

    Posted

    You also get free infrastructure on st. Patricks day :p


    You'll probably get a piece of strudel than infrastructure.

    Strudel is more elaborate and tasty.

    You can't eat infrastructure, strudel you can!

    Who cares about roads and public infrastructure when you can eat strudel for the rest of your lives!

    Is strudels neutral...probably not.

    Just a classic favorite amongst alliances.

  14. GPA Prosperity and Neutrality

    in Player Created Alliances

    Posted · Edited by Lord Rav

    Three rulers walked into a bar. They all sat down to a table and prepared to order their drinks.

    The first ruler stood up and started to beat his chest proudly said to the other rulers:

    "I'M A PACIFICAN AND BY JARGE I WILL HAVE MYSELF A COKE BECAUSE ITS RED AND NOBODY CAN BEST MY DRINK!"

    The second ruler chuckled at the first ruler and stood with at most grace and pronounced:

    "Well PACIFICAN, I come from the land of The North, I'm a proud ruler of the Polaris clan and my PEPSI will best your coke any day!"

    The First ruler is insulted and begins a heated argument, with the Second ruler, over the better beverage.




    Minutes pass...the two rulers begins to fight




    Hours pass...they are now blasting each other with guns



    Days pass...half the bar is destroyed..





    And finally after tiring each other out with pointless banter they notice something off. Why hadn't the third ruler said anything at all about their argument and why had he not spoke up?

    They go back to the table and see the Third ruler quietly rocking in his chair minding his own business.

    The two rulers say "You been sitting here all this time..who do you think has the better drink?"

    The third ruler seems unmoved.

    The two rulers look puzzled.

    The third ruler rummages through his coat and put a bottle on the table and says..

    "Well gentleman I am neutral in this fight over the better beverage. Coke and Pepsi are both great drinks, but I can't choose the better of the two. If you don't mind may I suggest trying some of Aloe Vera juice?"

    The First and Second rulers look at the Third Ruler and blankly...

    They both walk away and go to the bar.

    They finish their beverages.

    They shake hands.

    They grab the Third ruler.

    Strap him to a nuke and launch him back to his nation and his lifetime supply of aloe drinks with him!

    There is one things Coke and Pepsi drinks will agree upon.

    "Exterminate....exterminate...EXTERMINATE...ALOE drinking neutrals!"

  19. Rise of The Neutral Menace

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1340356875' post='2992600']
    Well I'm glad you have fun with these things. While the rest of us sit around in our forums and discuss strategies for the upcoming wars, do you guys sit around and think up of ideas for DoN themes?
    [/quote]

    No, GPA is quite active during global conflicts.

    This time around Star Wars was a very popular theme for our DoN post. ^_^

    Cheers,

    Rav

  20. Rise of The Neutral Menace

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [center][IMG]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/Ravage100/GPA/Rav_Annoucemnt.gif[/IMG]



    [i][size="4"]A galactic fleet of ships lifts off from the neutral nations of Bob, leaving the world of Digiterra. Amassing in a section of deep space, the fleet amasses itself around a giant spherical-like structure. Mayhaps a solution to finally bring peace to Bob and the stars...and now a message from our sponsors![/size][/i]






    [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9pdA0J_1Ew&feature=plcp][IMG]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/Ravage100/GPA/GPA-Hologram.gif[/IMG][/url]


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    [img]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/Ravage100/GPA/3482162696_81bf187ca1.jpg[/img]
    [i][size="5"]Muhahahahahaha...FEAST THINE EYES UPON THE PEACE STAR!!!![/size][/i]
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    Signed,

    Lord Rav, GPA Minister of Foreign Affairs
    Dehlia, President of GPA

  25. Neutral Mania 101

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted

    [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1330960089' post='2933926']
    How did Thierra manage to be MoMC and then not President?
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    [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1330960089' post='2933926']
    How did Thierra manage to be MoMC and then not President?
    [/quote]

    Thierra served 2 successful terms in the Member Compliance (Ghostbuster Ministry). Unforunately, he's taking a break for awhile. The ghostbuster ministry is one of the busiest groups in GPA. Volunteers are hard and few to find, but the people who stick around and help out prove to have successful careers in the alliance

    /R

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