Lord Rav

Jedi Order and neutrality...could be alike, anyone?

The world knew that neutrality was never meant to be. Utopian anarchy is the way of all things!

Scary mice...bad

Umbrella public irc channel is quite a hoot.

Can neutrality be rick rolled?

Bring forth the champion! For thee champion shalt guide our way! Guide our way to the path! The Path of Neutrality! Present thy champion and prove yourselves....

Happy Gobb-le-ween!

Happy anniversary!

In days of yore, neutrals were once hippies. Till the day, all the hippies were massacred in one massive mushroom cloud of green smoke at Woodstock. What was left was DNA destined to spread throughout the four corners of Digiterra. The DNA combined with existing life forms and eventually time would produce a new type of neutral. War-hardened neutrals with the faintest memory of their predecessors. They stand ready...they will fight. We are not afraid of the cruel intentions of the one called Bob. We will stand together and we will face whatever threat that comes our way. We are the menace! -Rav A manuscript found in the ruined hollows of Woodstock

When strudel is gone we will just party like we're back in 1995...

You'll probably get a piece of strudel than infrastructure. Strudel is more elaborate and tasty. You can't eat infrastructure, strudel you can! Who cares about roads and public infrastructure when you can eat strudel for the rest of your lives! Is strudels neutral...probably not. Just a classic favorite amongst alliances.

Imagine a Neutral Utopia! Chances of ever happening: -1%

Neutrality isn't that bad. Well... Depends on how you look at it... You could buy Caladin's third world armpit spray or get down and dirty and party with a maniac like ME!

Three rulers walked into a bar. They all sat down to a table and prepared to order their drinks. The first ruler stood up and started to beat his chest proudly said to the other rulers: "I'M A PACIFICAN AND BY JARGE I WILL HAVE MYSELF A COKE BECAUSE ITS RED AND NOBODY CAN BEST MY DRINK!" The second ruler chuckled at the first ruler and stood with at most grace and pronounced: "Well PACIFICAN, I come from the land of The North, I'm a proud ruler of the Polaris clan and my PEPSI will best your coke any day!" The First ruler is insulted and begins a heated argument, with the Second ruler, over the better beverage. Minutes pass...the two rulers begins to fight Hours pass...they are now blasting each other with guns Days pass...half the bar is destroyed.. And finally after tiring each other out with pointless banter they notice something off. Why hadn't the third ruler said anything at all about their argument and why had he not spoke up? They go back to the table and see the Third ruler quietly rocking in his chair minding his own business. The two rulers say "You been sitting here all this time..who do you think has the better drink?" The third ruler seems unmoved. The two rulers look puzzled. The third ruler rummages through his coat and put a bottle on the table and says.. "Well gentleman I am neutral in this fight over the better beverage. Coke and Pepsi are both great drinks, but I can't choose the better of the two. If you don't mind may I suggest trying some of Aloe Vera juice?" The First and Second rulers look at the Third Ruler and blankly... They both walk away and go to the bar. They finish their beverages. They shake hands. They grab the Third ruler. Strap him to a nuke and launch him back to his nation and his lifetime supply of aloe drinks with him! There is one things Coke and Pepsi drinks will agree upon. "Exterminate....exterminate...EXTERMINATE...ALOE drinking neutrals!"

If only the power of a neutral pie existed, I would be broke by the end of the month! The pie is good, but marketable sell ability is next to nothing.

The birth of a neutron star comes with the first shudder of a star quake. The star causes a galaxy to shudder and turn onto herself. Anything caught in the star's gravity is pulled and made one with the neutral mass with her violent speed of chaos. Could neutrality be described in the same manner?

Neutral is what a neutron does! /Rav

Neutrality is a paradox, to experience such is a privilege! -Rav

[quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1340356875' post='2992600'] Well I'm glad you have fun with these things. While the rest of us sit around in our forums and discuss strategies for the upcoming wars, do you guys sit around and think up of ideas for DoN themes? [/quote] No, GPA is quite active during global conflicts. This time around Star Wars was a very popular theme for our DoN post. Cheers, Rav

[center][IMG]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/Ravage100/GPA/Rav_Annoucemnt.gif[/IMG] [i][size="4"]A galactic fleet of ships lifts off from the neutral nations of Bob, leaving the world of Digiterra. Amassing in a section of deep space, the fleet amasses itself around a giant spherical-like structure. Mayhaps a solution to finally bring peace to Bob and the stars...and now a message from our sponsors![/size][/i] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9pdA0J_1Ew&feature=plcp][IMG]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/Ravage100/GPA/GPA-Hologram.gif[/IMG][/url] . . . . . . . . . . . . [img]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l30/Ravage100/GPA/3482162696_81bf187ca1.jpg[/img] [i][size="5"]Muhahahahahaha...FEAST THINE EYES UPON THE PEACE STAR!!!![/size][/i] [/center] Signed, Lord Rav, GPA Minister of Foreign Affairs Dehlia, President of GPA

Congradulations on elections, Dark Templar! Cheers, Rav

Best of luck, NAAC! I'm happy you used my old design I made for the disbandment back in 2007. My signature will always pay homage to the old NAAC polar bear. Cheers, Rav GPA MoFA

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[quote name='Salmia' timestamp='1331005821' post='2934395'] Oh hi Rav. You smell. (Congratulations). [/quote] Thanks, Mia! My body odor gives me my distinct smell on Planet Bob. Cheers, /R

[quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1330960089' post='2933926'] How did Thierra manage to be MoMC and then not President? [/quote] [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1330960089' post='2933926'] How did Thierra manage to be MoMC and then not President? [/quote] Thierra served 2 successful terms in the Member Compliance (Ghostbuster Ministry). Unforunately, he's taking a break for awhile. The ghostbuster ministry is one of the busiest groups in GPA. Volunteers are hard and few to find, but the people who stick around and help out prove to have successful careers in the alliance /R