Transtar

Message from Farkistan: We apologise for the fault in the translations. Those responsible have been sacked.

[center][img]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8623/4547232572b2162edcc9z.jpg[/img][/center] Times are changing. As such, we as an alliance must change too, or risk being swept away by the tides. Even the mightiest of boulders can be eroded or swept away by the swells of the oceans, carrying it into nothingness. Such results are to be expected eventually for all of us, to be sure, but now is not that time for us. Farkistan is a strong and proud community, a group of people not only capable, but willing to not only tough out those waves; we grab a longboard, we paddle straight into the face of danger, and we ride those epic body-smashing, soul-crushing waves. [hr] [center][img]http://www.thesurfingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mohawk.jpg[/img][/center] Today has brought one of those waves, and with it, a strong group of riders, ready to bring us to the dune, and shred it with the grace of a natural kahuna. These people, this family, will start, shred, and finish strong, ensuring the survival of Farkistan for many more years. They will be like the sand of the beach, holding the water, caressing the curls, and being our base, our foundation. [hr] [center][img]http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/baconbabble-good-morning.jpg[/img][/center] As Bacon is primo for keeping us strong, alive, active, young, energetic, and fun, so is HappyTheHobo, our akamai ali`i, here to help the Alva's of Farkistan grow into their potential. [hr] [center][img]http://thesecondshooter.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/BeerOnBeach.jpg[/img][/center] As Beer is the most biatchin way to get amped, and to chill with our bruddahs and honeys, so is Paranoia, our ho'alohaloha ali`i, intent on finding our hoapili and maintaining a true relationship with them. [hr] [center][img]http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9418/oceangirl.png[/img][/center] As Boobies are da kine for keeping people at home happy, so is Kahiel, our makamaka ali`i, keeping things around the house and the family clean and sharp, and always boss. [hr] [center][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pDROALbrZOk/TVS5ROe-RFI/AAAAAAAAAWU/drxZBBN8ey8/s1600/hawaii-sunset.jpg[/img][/center] [center][b][size=14pt]A hui hou kakou[/size][/b][/center] [i]tl;dr Bacon: Hobo Beer: Paranoia Boobies: Kahiel[/i]