[Joint Alliance Statement]

We nuked FAN because it was freaking FAN. We also did so with no pretenses of doing otherwise. We have stated here that we will not launch a nuclear first strike, and we will uphold that.

well, geez, I guess if you guys say so, then you would obviously hold to your word.

[The Purple \m/ugging]

On behalf of \m/, we would like to thank UPN for bringing us tech. You see, usually, we have to go out and find it, but it makes it so much easier when you come to us. As a gesture of friendship, we promise to take good care of your tech, and thank you once again for helping us arm up in this current conflict.

[The Purple \m/ugging]

LOL, who are you???