I am looking for a new alliance and I'd like to have some specific offers, if they are available.
I've seen threads like this before, and they always annoyed me because they were so demanding, asking for invitations with a "what can you give me?" attitude, a very unnerving one.
So, taking a tip from John F. Kennedy, I've decided to list my qualifications first, then my requirements. In that order, here they are:
dedication: I will provide everything I can to support a healthy, functioning alliance;
ambition: I am interested in holding an executive office and I will work hard to prove myself;
tenacity: ask any of my friends and they will tell you that I am a vicious enemy and I enjoy fights-to-the-death, so even if I must take on six nations for your just war, I'll be there until the end;
aggression: I want to see something done, be it diplomatically or militarily -- give me orders and I'll get them done to the best of my ability;
loyalty: this should speak for itself;
military intelligence: my speciality. I am extremely experienced in warfare and I love creating tactical battle plans, so if you want to put me at the head of a team that is willing to take orders, I will make you proud.
Next, my expectations from you:
fat sign-up bonus: big surprise, right? But I'm not just greedy, as I have specific goals (building a navy and completing my air force);
consistency: a little drama is fun and makes for good internal politicking, but when it starts wars and leaves people abandoned, it's gone too far;
smart foreign policy: I don't care if you're tech raiders, but my loyalty won't turn into stupidity if I have to personally uncover the reason you attacked a 5,000,000-man alliance;
forum sexiness: I know this sounds weird, but if your forum isn't at least mildly pimped-out and if it is unorganized (bad grammar in the board descriptions, etc.), then I will be frustrated.
Do my qualifications satisfy you? If so, let me see what you got to offer!
Sincerely,
H.M. Leopold I
Roi du Belges