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How about you hold this post up to a mirror and reverse anything you have written? Sorry FS but you guys bit off a little more than you can chew. I don't see you getting peace anytime soon. As for these terms.......You guys have very active imaginations.
All of this posturing. You all know what's coming if you don't accept our terms. If you choose that course, it is on your head. So be it.
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Why even bother with this joke
Why does everyone keep calling this a joke? This is not meant for anyone's amusement. We have offered our terms. If you have nothing constructive to say about them, please keep your comments to yourself.
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Please see our proposal for surrender here:
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There are 4 types of people in the world:
1. People who make things happen: Freak Safari
2. People who watch things happen: All of CN
3. People who things happen to: FACE
4. People who wonder what happened: Anyone still wondering why Freak Safari attacked FACE.
We have been more than happy, here at Freak Safari, to make things happen on CN, because it's been a long, long, long time since anything interesting has happened here. However, we find that the ongoing war is starting to wear on our nerves. Therefore, knowing exactly how things have gone for the participants in this war, and with full understanding of the likely future course, Freak Safari offers the following as fair and just terms of surrender:
1. Effective immediately, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will cease all attacks against Freak Safari and offer peace to any Freak Safari member with whom they are at war;
2. Each individual member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance currently at war with a member of Freak Safari will post in this thread, requesting that Freak Safari grant peace;
3. No member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, or IFOK!-Alliance will declare further war on any member of Freak Safari;
4. Every member of The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will immediately decommission all nuclear weapons, destroy all tanks, aircraft, and naval vessels, dismiss all but the minimum soldiers necessary to avoid anarchy, and destroy all military wonders and improvements;
5. Each alliance named above (i.e., The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance) will start a thread in this forum for each member of its own alliance to post, pledging an oath of undying gratitude for Freak Safari's magnanimous surrender terms (PLEASE NOTE: EACH POST MUST CONTAIN A QUOTE FROM ONE OF THE THREE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIES THAT IS RELEVANT TO THE POST. AS AN ACCOMMODATION, ANY OF THE THREE MOVIES WILL BE ACCEPTED, BUT THE CARTOON AND VIDEO GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.);
6. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will immediately order all members to cease all attacks on any member of Freak Safari, and order all members to immediately dismiss or destroy all military other than 100 soldiers each;
7. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange will stand by idly while Freak Safari attacks for 7 days, maintaining 100 soldiers at all times, in order to allow Freak Safari to farm further tech;
8. Federated Allies for Cultural Exchange, The Order of the Paradox, The Dark Templar, Lone Star Republic, The German Empire, FOK!-Alliance, and IFOK!-Alliance will each pay to Freak Safari $100 million and 2,000 tech as quickly as allowed by aid system limits.
In return for immediate compliance with our all-too-fair surrender terms, this war will end. Thank you.
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I much prefer this.. that sounds ... eh... wussy.
Hey, they can have our battle anthem when we're done with it.
I'm trying to write some new words to go with it. So far, I've got, "Nuuuuukes! NUUUUUKES! Blowing up! Glooooowing!" I don't know, something like that.
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It seems that Freak Safari gives a whole lot of people a whole lot of fun.
Somebody needed to. This whole place was turning into an old folks' home.
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And the people from TOP who have communicated with me on PM while we have duked it out have been awesome. They have been funny and upbeat. Glad I could play the game with some cool people like this.
Agreed. Some people have been so happy to have some war, and they've been very cool. Not bad at all.
Some people, on the other hand,
Sure but I am sure he tried, I am sorry if his grunts didn't match your grunts, I am sure he wasn't to aware on the rules and etiquette of poo throwing that you guys have. He probably meant no ill will. I am sure it is a just a breakdown of communication due to cultural differences. He isn't used to throwing poo and drooling like you guys are.PS some Irish beer I think.
Stop being not funny. Just stop. It's depressing me.
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Apparently not sad and pathetic enough.
Consider now you have shown him what a !@#$% bag he is by getting TOP to DoW on you. That's special in a very short bus way.
Is everyone really this dense? Why do so many continue to talk as if we planned on trying to survive this whole thing and come back to hang around the utter boredom for the long haul? It's baffling.
Enough talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. More nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke. Planet Bob needs to glow green.
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Keep figuring.All of this is true. There is a vendetta because VI chose to leave FS after their peace terms were finished from the NoV war. Or at least thats what we figure this war is all about.Until you get to somewhere involving the phrase "because it's amusing to FS," you're not there.
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Well, I actually meant to include propaganda about your own AA and not make this a nasty thread but rather something to make people LOL.
I laughed. Propaganda goes both ways, and that was funny propaganda. More, more!
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Argue the semantics and maintain that you guys aren't complaining all you want, but the BAWing in this thread is undeniable (not to mention at times nonsensical if not entirely illegible).
Continue with the arguments that the sides were uneven and unfair, that it was a power grab on our behalf, that we're "weak" and that we "suck", yadda yadda yadda. It doesn't change the fact that, for the second time this round, MI and TPF have found themselves on the receiving end of a stomping. If you don't like it either play smarter or deal with it.
No whining here. I love that Murder, Inc. is so tough that none of you have any interest in even trying to find out if you could handle us in a straight up battle. I think it's absolutely hilarious that Roman Empire is so scared of MI that they sent a combined NS of almost 6,300 after my 1,300 NS (at the time) nation to defend after I re-engaged their guy who keeps sending me loathsome demands to change my AA if I don't want them to "pwn" me. I mean, all of the true Murderers know we're too good for one or even two closely matched Judgment nations to handle us, but it's affirming when Judgment shows us they know it, too.
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Seriously, until "Judgment" is done dishonoring their word, inventing a moral high ground to justify their blatant power grab, and gloating when six of their nations finally anarchy one guy, they're not going to stop. They are cool, you know.We'll kindly piss off once we've had our fill of your delicious tech and land. -
Well, it's a shame it left a bad taste in your mouth, but what could they do? They had to follow this pattern. It's how you know it's really "Judgment." It's practically their signature move.Simply put, I know many in this bloc held a previous treaty with TPF. Which has essentially been disregarded and cast aside. Which leaves a nasty taste in my mouth and makes me question the character of many in this bloc. -
Ooh the tears they are so sweet
Tears? Not so much. An opportunity to make sure everyone knows we won't even consider retaliating while they pound the snot out of you? Yeah, that's nice.
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They are nice guys actually, they helped me defending my nation by giving advice.
Koos, the only advice we have for you is to stop ghosting our alliance, you worthless little piece of filth. I am rather sick of you little kids.
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Koos, you unbelievable little piece of filth, stop ghosting our alliance. You disgust me, child.
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Always something with Freak Safari...
Funny, it's actually only "something with Freak Safari" when we have the misfortune to cross paths with some irritating moron of an attention-starved child who comes along to bother us for no apparent reason. Fortunately, that doesn't happen often. In fact, I can barely remember the last one...
Oh, wait, I remember. Hi, Kaduuk.
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Ok now you will have it, Nordisk Raad is now in a state of war with Freaks alliance
Priceless. I didn't see this earlier today. My comment:
Awwww, isn't that cute? The lying, ghosting, angry little boy, the one who's likely ghosting Nordisk Raad, too, too, is threatening us. He thinks he's a big boy, how adorable.
I would like to hear from any other member of Nordisk Raad regarding this threat. If he is, in fact, ghosting Nordisk Raad, too, I will gladly offer aid to any Nordisk Raad nation that wishes to ZI him.
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It is not because you are bigger you are right
No, it is because you are wrong. You have ghosted our alliance today, along with several others, and you have lied to nations you attacked and claimed to be part of our alliance. Offer peace to the nations you attacked and stay away from our alliance entirely. Thank you.
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I have come not to troll you, but to praise you.
Good show, Judgment, on following through. You have repeatedly told us that this war was about MI policies, and you have shown yourselves honorable by ending it when the policy changes you wanted were implemented. And thank you for a fine war. The fighting was fun.
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right now we're at war with well over 700 nations, so I'm not going to dig through our wars to find your grievance. Links would be appreciated.
I just looked. Indijanci raided him on November 29, that was peaced out. Then, on December 10, bomberboy jumped on the bandwagon and attacked Ze Bombmeister of MI with the message, "MI are going down." Followed by Poopyland of Black Star 10 attacking two members of MI on 12/11 and attacking Ze Bombmeister on 12/12. Indijanci only declared on bomberboy again on 12/13, in response to their coordinated bandwagon-jumping. So I think it's a little disingenuous for bomberboy to act as if he's just SHOCKED that Indijanci came back for him this time.
Here's a link to their alliance's wars: http://tournament.cybernations.net/search_...ack%20Star%2010
To be fair, there was another person flying the MI flag, Menschlicker, who raided him on 12/6, but that guy's a member of MHA now, so it's probably safe to guess that he wasn't much more than a ghost using our AA to avoid any real fights.
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It's an honorable way to go. Good job, elborrador.
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Ok.. so let's use another analogy. We box for 10 rounds. You get beaten down and then say "hey, I'm done fighting, but here's someone else nice and refreshed" after you've beaten on me too. And then your "buddy" comes in bigger than you were when you left w/ more infra and a larger warchest. Just doesn't make sense to me. You start with a nation, you finish with that nation. You live with the consequences of your choices (whether it's attacking someone and getting beaten down, or being part of an alliance at the wrong time). You shouldn't get a do-over. IMO.
Ooooo, are we torturing analogies and cherry-picking examples that don't fit now to try to win? How about this - Two high schools are playing for the football championship. One of the schools is much bigger than the other, with a deep bench. The small school barely has enough team members to finish the game. If the big school makes substitutions within the rules of the game, putting fresh players on the field to take the place of badly injured players and go against the small school's ragged and somewhat beat up players, and score more, they still win the game. No amount of whining about the rules allowing them to make it easier on themselves will change that fact. They played within the rules and they won the game.
Kind of like, oh, re-rolling when your "player" is badly injured, within the rules. See how that whole "following the rules as set out" changes things?
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No, but consider this. MI has lost about 65% of it's total NS w/ the average NS dropping to well below half. About 78% of MI is in anarchy w/ avg NS of 579 (which is 57th place out of 61 alliances). MI is currently ranked 5th in terms of total NS. The ONLY thing keeping MI in first place right now is the total number of nations flying the MI AA. If that didn't play such a large part in the score calculation, MI wouldn't be on top still.
Arcane, now I'm accidentally following you across threads. Your refusal to play the game within the rules set out by its creators is baffling to me. "Well, if the scoring system was completely different, then the things I'm doing would put me and my group higher than yours, even though that isn't the case under the real scoring system! And while we're at it, if the rules allowing re-rolls for nations devastated by war were different, you wouldn't be able to use it as part of your strategy, and that would change things, too. So even though you can still win quite easily here thanks to participating within the actual rules, in my alternate world, where the rules are all completely different, we win!"
Baffling.
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Thanks for the acknowledgment, Syrik. And crazy is fun. Good job and good luck, PC.