King DrunkWino
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Why should TOP be the only alliance following it?
Oh, so you're basically saying that The Citadel is worthless in your eyes. After all, somebody else screwed the pooch a war or two ago so why should the mighty TOP bother following any of it.
Nice, real smooth.
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People need to stop getting so worked up over the Citadel treaty.
Why? You don't care about it along with CB's anymore?
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I think it is wrong to consider this a second war. I think of it more as an extension of the current war and a bizzare turn of events. We will have to wait longer to see how things work out before we can consider this a second war.
No, it's pretty much two wars. The first was NpO-\m/. That, however, was canceled due to the *ahem* final release of The Blue Balls War. Finishing never felt so good I'm guessing.
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Booze and Environmentalists we will take, the guns have no place in The Order, we have melted our existing ones down to create helpful things for The Order, like windmills, and white picket fences.
Ok, at first it was funny. Now you're just being scary.
/actually, it's still funny
//should be a great new direction to watch, even when you get up to the stoplight and flip a !@#$%
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Fake logs are fake? Who is Lando?
THIS GUY!
Even Cloud City wants to troll IRON.
o/Bespin (?)
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You mean like therapy? How do you think we ended up here in the first place?
Not exactly. I'm thinking enough booze to raise Atlantis from the depths, some guns, and some sweet lovable environmentalists. I'm sure that it would help you in this time of need.
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Yeah, cause that's never happened before in the history of Citadel. Thanks for pointing out this monumentous occasion.
Not exactly the thing I'd go bragging about. Maybe that's just me.
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Possible award for shortest time between declaration and peace occuring for this war?
Teen Titans. They show up and the job is done.
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Daises... dead babies were always too offense for our tastes.
We might have to have an intervention at some point.
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Comfortable lawn chairs.
At least tell us they're made of dead babies. I don't think the planet can take much more shock at this point.
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Not really. That's just the soonest date in which one of my current wars will expire. If peace is accepted soon you can fully expect me to go back on this three day warning with a surprise strike. They will never see it coming.
Honorable AND cunning. Not too shabby. FAIL forever baby, FAIL forever!
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Its like they learned diplomacy from FAN.
FAN could back it up on the battlefield though. The New Paraxodian Order? Well, I guess we'll see what their made of. It'll probably be splattered around the whole of Planet Bob before too long.
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Hail Cortath, bringer of peace o/
Did a Sith just hail PEACE?!
This world has just flipped the crazy switch.
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A DoW given a full three days before attacks are to be launched. Truly this Rebel Virginia has much honor.
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All that and now this. I'm just speechless.
Jan 29, 2009 will definitely live on in history.
Man that was soooo last year.
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Wait wut?
You really want the less politically correct version? I'll give it a try:
Dear Planet Bob:
You !@#$ this bed your own selves, kindly leave us out of this one.
XOXOXO
The NPO
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I eagerly await part two of the awesomeness that this is.
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So, when's the name change to New Paradox Order gonna be announced?
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Oi, if you need an extra hand in putting down the ebils of the RIA, I'll gladly step up and lend a hand.
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At least it's FINALLY official, so I'll go ahead and call it for all of Planet Bob:
Casus Belli - Time of Death 11:57 EST
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God doesn't exist
May Admin show mercy on you for such blasphemy doubt of his existence. May he resist the urge to descend from his realm with mighty b&hammer in hand to give thou unbeliever a holy smiting.
And the congregation said: MOUNTAIN-DEW!
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I'm with mpol on this. I will likely end up fighting alongside alliances I'd rather see cornholed, but I'll hold my nose and do it because I want a war. And a great big war at that. It's my hope that alliances are simply waiting for the weekend or there won't be enough whiskey or a cold enough shower in the world to keep my sanity.
Screw it man, declare on both sides.
/there'd probably be enough people willing to join up THAT group to knock the dogsnot out of both.
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Heh, somehow if it's results you're looking for by taunting mpol and FAN, I don't think you're gonna be happy if they decide to indulge you.
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It would be nice to have a less complex web but unless minor alliances are less common we will always see confusing webs. On the other hand with the number of treaties in circulation a war and its sides are never quite certain. Many alliances can go either way sometimes dependent only on who strikes first or against whom.
Reducing treaties may only serve to polarise the cyberverse as it was post Great War 1. Concrete sides with treaties almost never over lapping.
Consider it a blessing and a curse.
Sure, if every alliance were either on side A or side B of a bi-polar treaty web thingy, which is probably how it would go. One day though, I'm hoping folks realize there are more than two sides and that they don't have to pick side A or B if they really don't want to.
/To be honest about it though, that hope is mainly because I want to see a war with more than one side. What a glorious cluster-youknowwhat that would be. Side A hits Side B, Side C hits Sides A & B, Side D hits Side A & C. The mass confusion would make for a great time.
Imperial Decree of the New Pacific Order
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Please, more shens. Opposite day is really quite enjoyable.