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Shaq calls out MMA fighters


Goofy Goober

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Man athletes need to get over themselves and just stick to what they are good at. Lebron James thinks just because he was a high school receiver he would be the number one pick in the NFL draft? Kobe Bryant thinks just because he is 6 foot 6 he can play at the NFL level, despite the fact that he never played football and grew up in Italy.

Just because both are amazing at their sport, doesnt mean they can be good at another threw sheer athleticism.

And now to the point....

Shaq challenges the mammoth Japanese fighter, who beat roided up former MLB player Jose Canseco in one minute, to an MMA fight.

The fighter is seven feet tall and weights about 330 pounds. Shaq is seven foot two and weights reportedly 350 pounds. Shaq, your almost 38 years old. Just because your used to beating up on chumps who weight 150 pounds less than you, doesnt mean you can pick on someone your own size. This guy beats up chumps for a living. He took out Jose Canseco, a pretty ripped guy, in one minute. He wants to beat up famous chumps like you.

Now Im not saying I dont want to see this, because I love seeing athletes trying to play other sports and getting punked. I would love to see Lebron join the Browns, and get jacked up by Troy Polomalu. I would love to see Kobe trying to go over the top and getting punked by James Harrison. I can just see both of them on the ground wondering, "Wheres the flagrant foul! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!"

I love you Shaq, but stick to eating doughnuts and beating up on little guys.

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