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  1. that sounds like a lot of fun

    Danke Schon! :ehm:

     

    Queen Peggy Inga is extremely excited by that new war against nasty misogynists and fake communists!

     

    Another declaration from the Queen Peggy Inga:

    "WELCOME COMMUNIST SISTERS IN OUR FEMALE-SUPER SUPREMACIST COMMUNIST NATION!
    WHERE ALL COMMUNIST WOMEN ARE WORSHIPPED AS DEITIES BY THE MISOGYNISTS!!!
    WHERE ALL DOMINATRIXES WITH A WEIGHT UNDER 400 lbs ARE CONSIDERED SEVERELY UNDERWEIGHT!!!
    WHERE I JUST ORDERED THE SUBSTITUTION OF TAXIS WITH 4-PASSENGERS RICKSHAWS, EACH ONE SERVED BY A SINGLE MISOGYNIST!!!
    WHERE WE HAVE THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE UNDERWEARS FOR MEN OF ALL UNIVERSES, KNOWN AND UNKNOWN!!!
    WHERE ALL WOMEN DURING SUMMER WEAR AT LEAST 12 HOURS PER DAY HEAVY BOOTS WITH BAD TRANSPIRATION AND WITHOUT SOCKS, KNOWINGLY THAT MISOGYNISTS WILL KISS THEIR STINKING FEETS!!!
    WHERE ALL MISOGYNISTS GROVEL TO THE FATTEST SUPREME LADY OF DEVASTATION!!!

    FELLOW COMMUNIST QUEENS, IT'S A GREAT PRIVILEGE FOR YOU TO BE HERE!!!"

     

    Queen Peggy Inga addressed even that disgusting fake thing of "feminist" males :facepalm:

     

    "What's that???
    The FATTEST SUPREME LADY OF DEVASTATION is VERY *BLEEEP* AND ALSO EXTREMELY *BLEEEEEEEEP*!!!

    I have a collection of slaves.
    Even a lot of feminist [insert here a non-female gender].
    I punish them with *BLEEEP*!!! Two times a month!!! The double of others!!!
    The first time because they're misogynists!
    THE SECOND TIME BECAUSE THESE DISGUSTING MISOGYNISTS CLAIM THEY'RE "FEMINISTS"!!!
    OXYMORONS ARE RESERVED TO WOMEN!!!

     

    MORE RUTHLESSNESS!!!
    MORE PUNISHMENT!!!
    MORE ENTERTAINMENT!!!

     

    MORE GYNARCHY!!!!!!

     

    HAIL SISTERHOOD OF PAIN!!!!!!!"

     

    Queen Peggy Inga, absolute monarch of Sisterhood of Pain.

     

     

    Sisterhood of Pain is a Feminist paradise, nicknamed "The Saudi Arabia of Man", an absolute monarchy ruled by Queen Peggy Inga. It's a totalitarian state, where all political parties are banned, except for "F!!!" (aka Feministiskt Initiativ ++). Males cannot vote nor held public offices nor urinate standing up. There aren't prisons within the country, but labor camps for male criminals and rehabilitation courses for fluffy WOMEN. Income tax is flat: 0% for WOMEN (they doesn't pay taxes, and also the State give them a basic income), 75% for males (for males is also provided a tax on celibacy, 10% of their income). Death penalty is provided for the crimes of catcall and/or eye-rape (in addition the law, in order to prevent eye-rape, makes compulsory for males to wear sunglasses at everytime in public). Even more terrible crimes ensure to the perpetrator an important role in mass-torture games that are held annually in the capital Malmopenaghen. Retirement age is 50 years for WOMEN and 100 years for males.

    The local film festival is very famous, and among the most successful titles we can include the horror movie "I was eye-raped by the laser gaze of a capitalist manly mutant from Mars" and the social denunciation movie "Males who do not shave their disgusting beards".

  2. after further investigations of our secret service FRA putting out that more than 75% :psyduck: of members of the Communist Party of CyberNations are...ugh...males :facepalm:

    The government of Sisterhood of Pain officially declares the Communist Party of CyberNations a nasty masculinist and women-hating ultra-misogynist fascist terroristical organization
    Since now our efforts :nuke: will be directed to erase :nuke: that cancer from the world, in order to ensure women's freedom
     
    A short declaration of Queen Peggy Inga:
    "This fundamentalist masculinist terroristical ultra-misogynist nasty thing called Communist Party of CyberNations will be DEFINITIVELY subjugated by CYBORG DOMINATRIXES of Sisterhood of Pain!!!
    NO MORE VIOLENCE ON WOMEN!!!!!!
    THIS IS THE TIME OF WOMEN'S REVENGE!!!
    WE'LL ENFORCE THEM TO WEAR SUNGLASSES!!! JAAAA!!!
    THEY'LL NOT BE ABLE TO EYE-RAPE US ANYMORE!!!
    WE'LL ENFORCE THEM TO WEAR THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE UNDERWEARS FOR MEN OF ALL UNIVERSES, KNOWN AND UNKNOWN!!!
    WE'LL ATTACH THEM TO OUR RICKSHAWS!!! JAAAA!!!
    CAPTIVES WILL BE CYBORG DOMINATRIXES!!!
    AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE OUR NATIONAL CURRENCY!!!
    THE BEST CURRENCY OF ALL UNIVERSES, KNOWN AND UNKNOWN!!!
    THE FAMOUS
    "Communist Women Owns All!!!"  :awesome:
     
    NOW I HAVE NO TIME TO SAY MORE, I HAVE AN ENORMOUS HAREM OF MAL...OOOPS! EXCUSE ME! AN EMBARASSING ERROR! I MEAN! I HAVE SOME HUSBANDS TO TAKE CARE OF!"
     
    Queen Peggy Inga, absolute monarch of Sisterhood of Pain.
  3. :popcorn:
    as communist nation we want join Communist Party of CyberNations
    and we propose the adoption of our national currency - the famous "Communist Women Owns All!!!"  :awesome:
    for all the nations of Communist Party of CyberNations
    In addition, as an act of goodwill, we propose to establish a quota of party members reserved for men, equivalent to 5% (currently in our nation the quota for men is the 0% and the quota for women is 100%) :awesome:
     
    Queen Peggy Inga, absolute monarch of Sisterhood of Pain.
  4. Our brave ladies - 8 feet tall cyborg dominatrixes ;) - will crush this patriarchal abomination, freeing women and turning all surviving males in submissive slaves

    We will we be wearing heavy boots without socks, 24/7, so our feet will stink horribly, and all the submissive slaves will forced to kiss the horribly smelling feet :)
    In addition we will eat enormous quantities of garlic and the most beautiful male slaves will be forced to kiss the dominatrixes with stinking breath :)
    The consumption of pork will be mandatory for all slaves, the consumption of alcohol will be mandatory for the most beautiful male slaves ;)
    Taxis will be prohibited and replaced by rickshaws pulled by the more misogynistic slaves :)
     
    Finally, the worst thing, slave meals will be laid down by the world's worst nutritionist
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  5. Queen Peggy Inga, ABSOLUTELY UPSETTED!!!

    TO

    Her idiots and *BEEEP* them deserve to be *BEEEP* and *BEEEP*

     

    WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING???

     

    I JUST RECEIVED THAT

     

    "UNDER ATTACK BY SELF-IDENTIFIED BLITZKRIEG UNKNOWN TROOPS"

     

    WHAT THE HELL IS "BLITZKRIEG"???

     

    I HAVE REPORT OF A MASSIVE ATTACK AGAINST OUR FORCES IN BREMEN!!!

     

    WE LOST AT LEAST 60% OF THE CITY!!!

    COMMUNICATIONS ARE INTERRUPTED NOW!!!

     

    THESE AREN'T TEUTONICUS EMPIRE NOR MONTE CRISTO NOR FEMOCRATICS NOR WOMEN AGAINST FEMALE SUPER-SUPREMACISM!!!

    THESE ARE MOSTLY LOCAL DWARFS!!! BUT THEY'RE KILLING EVERYONE!!! US AND EVEN THEIR MEN!!!

     

    WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE SYMBOLS???

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    I WANT A REPORT WITH MORE DETAILS!!!

     

    YOU HAVE EIGHT HOURS TO LET ME KNOW SOMETHING MORE ABOUT THAT MESS!!!
    OTHERWISE SOME HEADS BEGIN TO JUMP AWAY, LITERALLY!!!
  6. Queen Peggy, from the Queen's Harem, Bornholm island https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsiS-v6_6M

    TO

    Field troops on northern Teutonicus Empire

     

    Excellent job sisters!

    All opposition was exterminated!

    We are organizing a new massive propaganda action to reassure the local population, but don.t worry, it's only an extra precaution, because at the moment, all territories occupied by us seem already assured.
    The theme of our new propaganda will be: "women liberate women!"...please do not laugh, it is almost serious :ehm:
    You all deserve a vacation prize of 8 days!
     
    Sexy men quote that must be send in Sisterhood of Pain next week: 12,000 - select the most sexy ones, of course.
    But they have to be also physically strong: last time weren't good, that *BEEEP* of my younger sister has immediatly broken two!!! :(
    And hurry up!!! We are running out of healthy sexy men here!!! :(
     
    Dwarfs quote that must be executed next week: 12,000 - select them at random or as you like, I don't care. As usual, accuse them to be "misogynistic women interiorizing patriarchy" :) 
     
    Anti-violence houses programme: programme of assistance to men subjected to violence by their dwarf wifes.
    We are sending a team of experts in fabrication of false accusations against dwarf wifes, be patient.
    Soon we will be able to legally execute more and more dwarfs :)
  7. "AND"?
    That's a very interesting information... ;-)

    Ooohhh ... I've been discovered!
    I was bored by that thing of torture to death all these spies femocratics sent me all the times, and so I thought I could also have another use for them, and i put them in the harem. But men are better, much better :) and that's why i have MUCH MORE men than wymyn within my harem.
  8. FROM
    The Empress of Peace
    TO
    Queen Peggy Inga

    Our secret service intercepted a strange message, unknown source, from your territory...
    "Maundering misandrists muzzled"
    And no more.
    The source of this message is unknown, and also the meaning.
    We suppose it's about a massive terroristical attack against your propaganda machine.
    Please confirm.

    OOC: that's "intersectional" roleplay, I suppose :-)

    *BEEEP*

    WHAT'S THAT??? "MISANDRISTS"???

    IT'S A LIE!!!

    MISANDRY IS THE HATRED OR DISLIKE OF MEN!!!

    I HAVE AN ENORMOUS  HAREM FULL OF MEN AND...OOOPS! EXCUSE ME!!! AN EMBARASSING ERROR!!! I MEAN: "I HAVE SOME HUSBANDS TO TAKE CARE OF"

    HOW CAN BE POSSIBLE I'M A MISANDRIST???

    I DON' T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

     

    END OF COMMUNICATIONS!!!

     

    *she forget to close the channel*

     

    THOSE *BEEEP* OF "WOMEN AGAINST FEMALE SUPER-SUPREMACISM" JUST TAKE OVER ANOTHER PROPAGANDA STATION!!!
    IT'S THE FIFTH IN A WEEK!!!
    AND NOW THEY ARE EVEN TRANSMITTING AGAINST US!!!
    I WANT AN IMMEDIATE CARPET BOMBING ON THE MAJOR CITIES OF NORTH GERMANY!!! A MASSIVE RETALIATION!!!
    THOSE JERKS WILL SEE THAT WE ARE NOT HERE TO JOKE!!!
     
  9.   

    FROM
    The Empresses of Femocratic Lands, currently dancing in a discoteque in Aradia city https://youtube.com/watch?v=-9A7K-CwKA0 surrounded and praised by more than 3,000 howling university students, all 20-25 yo wymyn :-)
    TO
    Queen Peggy Inga

    Woomen are always disgusting.
    LBD is just only a myth...meh...ehm...I admit not always it's a myth: that's why we have a great consumption of lybrido in that nation!
    What the hell is "no-means-yes" law? A law about consumption of marijuana within your disgusting unnatural perverted harem? If it's so, you're even more perverted than how I imaginated - we are much more virtuos than you: within Imperial AFEL consumption of drugs is not compulsory but just only "highly suggested"!


    FROM
    The Empresses of Femocratic Lands, currently dancing in a discoteque in Aradia city https://youtube.com/watch?v=79v-KuCwKz8 surrounded and praised by more than 3,000 howling university students, all 20-25 yo wymyn :-)
    TO
    Symczyk

    Cousin??? Are you fighting against your lineage??? With firearms???
    That's unjust.
    In such cases, when the same blood is involved, within Femocratic Lands there would be a duel...
    We cannot take part in a dispute involving the same lineage: it's strictly forbidden by our law!

    No no marijuana

    It is a law that says a man have no right to say "no" to a woman otherwise the woman would feel psychologically hurted and she can commit suicide :psyduck: , so even when he say "no" it means "yes" :ehm:

    and he cannot oppose her because she is 8 feet tall and men are around 6 feet tall :ehm: in our nation we think a man cannot express consent because he is stupid :psyduck: so it doesn't matter he say "no" or "yes"

    the law is rather useless and i did it only to reassure women that men are desidering them even when they scream "nooooo!!!" :awesome: we women we are so fragile :psyduck: even when we are 8 feet tall :awesome:

    stupidity of men is a basic idea of our totalitarian party "F!!!" "Feministiskt initiativ++", a 4th wave feminist party :smug:

    do you know that we have even cases of women refused by men 50 years ago? They were so psychologically hurted that they did not denounced the horrible crime until "F!!!" take the power  with our slogans:

    "SUBSTANTIVE EQUALITY!!!" (that's copied from dominatrixes of boko haram, may she R.I.P., she was great)

    "WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO NOT USE CUTLERY!!!" (in fact, men should serve women at the table)

    "FROM EACH ACCORDING HIS ABILITY, TO EACH ACCORDING HER NEEDS!!!"

    I taked the power with the votes of 93% of men and 41% of women: we convinced men they were all rapists and they must apologize voting us :ehm: and that is the awesome story about why men are now considered stupid :awesome:  

  10. Head of states of Femocratic Lands and the Sisterhood of Pain.
    If possible get clear from the line of fire, we'll be continuing the assault to the capital of Teutonicus Empire, I have word that Symczyk is still alive and well.
    The one that you thought committed suicide was actually his double.

    But if you wish to join the assault in an effort to capture Symczyk alive, feel free to join :)

    FROM

    Queen Peggy Inga, advanced headquarter in Teutonicus Empire, Hamburg, St. Pauli, “Vixen and Ganders” :) nightclub (formerly known as “Fox and Goose” nightclub)

    TO

    Monte Cristo

     

    *BEEEP*

    THAT'S SUCKS!!!

    *BEEEP*

     

    We have a problem: now the Queen and her Brave Ladies are very busy in playing cops and robbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si88vCt06s4 with some eh oh ok a lot of prisoners

     

    I don't have Brave Ladies to send to in pursuit of Symczyk

    a third of them are drunk

    a third is doing gymnastics with prisoners

    another third is drunk but is also doing gymnastics with prisoners (it's legal in Sisterhood of Pain: we have "no-means-yes" law :) )

     

    I suggest you ask for help to the secret services of femocratics: because of LBD they have little things to do :)

     

    When the war will be over you and your Imperial Guardsmen are invited to join our party :)

    Our prisoners seem to be already very tired :(

    I was expecting a little more physical endurance from the so-called "master race" :(
    that's sucks :(

     

    but in any case I'm sure I can find a lot of rickshaws (we have abolished the taxis and replaced with rickshaws pulled by most misogynistic and ugly prisoners) to pick up you all.
     
    I recommend you all to participate because the day after tomorrow, we have a beautiful race of *BEEEP*
    and even the execution of fourteen jealous dwarfs

    Cordially,
    Her Majesty Peggy Inga of Sisterhood of Pain
     
     
     
    OOC: never ask about what means LBD :)
  11. Pardon my intrusion on this historical treaty but...
    This treaty on women being the most dominant is kind of extreme, what rights are left for the men? All men take note, not just the hunky ones like Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, etc. But all.
    We men can't live without doing anything, the men of Teutonicus Empire has already suffered enough by the hands of the autocrat.
    Why not let the men have the usual rights but limited.

     

    Hunk? Ha!

    *BLEEP*

    Oh, don't worry – the *BLEEP* quoted by you are NOT men!!!

    Those wimps cannot resist more than 5 minutes with a 8 feet tall Brave Lady!!!

     

    THESE are MEN:

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    So said, i cannot understand what is the matter.

     

    Oh, i forget: let's play our national hymn too!!! A communist song, "Deep Red"!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JpuislFVzU

  12. Guidelines and special measures for the occupation of Teutonicus Empire:

    * Femocratic Lands forces will occupy 80% of Teutonicus Empire, including 75% of the capital Germania. The duration of the occupation is established in 18 months. The rest of the country and the capital will be occupied by the forces of Sisterhood of Pain, for the same duration.
     

     

    WHAT'S THAT???

    I REALLY HOPE YOU MEAN “8.0%” and “7.5%”!!!

    OTHERWISE THE FATTEST SUPREME LADY OF DEVASTATION WOULD BE EXTREMELY *BLEEEP* TOTALLY *BLEEP* AND ABSOLUTELY *BLEEP* !!!!!!

     

    However, let's proceed.

     

    We are to sign a silly document with blablabla about universal peace and friendship with Teutonicus Empire.

    That means that in the next 18 months an HUGE part of their territory will be OUR!!! :)

     

     

     

    RULES OF OCCUPATION:

     

    BASIC Rules:

    All administration of the occupied territory is under the Great Office of We Don't Care.

    The population of Teutonicus Empire is now classified in:

    WOMEN (OUR Brave 8 feet tall Ladies!!!)

    MEN

    DWARFS (local women)

     

    Rule No.1 – Men are stupid, so they are not responsible about their actions – every mess a man will do will be charged on his dwarfs relatives.

     

    Rule No.2 – Every day, from 22,00 PM to 6,00 AM, a curfew will be enacted on the dwarfs. The purpose is to improve their safeness and security. :)

     

    Rule No.3 – Every day, from 22,00 PM to 6,00 AM, all local restaurants, pubs, nightclubs and bars will offer to men three free alcoholic drinks. The purpose is to improve relations with natives :)

     

    Rule No.4 – Every episode of jealousy of a dwarf against her man will be considered domestic violence against the man, and properly punished. Dwarfs whom refuse their men to exit home from 22,00 PM to 6,00 AM will be immediatly jailed.

     

    Rule No.5 – All local hotels are totally free for Brave Ladies. For local hotels is also compulsory to set up new and more spacious rooms, each one with a capacity of at least a Brave Lady and three men.

     

    Rule No.6 – To all men whom will spend a night in a hotel will be granted, the next day, a day of paid vacation from their jobs. The purpose is to improve relations with natives :)

     

    Rule No.7 – Brave Ladies on free-exit that will not go to hook up men in a similar situation will be immediatly indagated for suspect femocratism. :)

     

    Rule No.8 – Who disagree with these rules will be declared a MISOGYNIST, a MISANDRIST, and ABSTINENCE APOLOGIST. :)

     

     

    FINAL RECOMMENDATIONS:

    To not talk with local dwarfs, because they are jealous, nevrotic and depressing.

    To not talk with Femocratics, because that will led you to witchcraft and lesbianism.

    If you want to waste your time, you can talk with a man: their arguments are always stupid but harmless.

     

     

    Ohhh, I was forgetting: the new currency in OUR part of Teutonicus Empire is confirmed to be OUR

    "PFFFT! COMMUNIST WOMEN OWNS ALL!!!"

     

     

     

    Her Supreme Majesty Queen Peggy Inga of Sisterhood of Pain

  13. Queen Peggy Inga, currently on war with Teutonicus Empire, proud member of IRON and allied of Femocratic Lands, 

     

    OFFERS TO THE EMPRESSES OF FEMOCRATIC LANDS:

    Military aid for the future occupation of Teutonicus Empire

    We have to crush the evil patriarchy!!!

     

    OFFERS TO THE WIFE OF THE FUHRER OF TEUTONICUS EMPIRE

    A chance to save your human resources from the man-haters (That's a secret!!! Don't tell them I have say so!!!)

    After cessation of hostilities our deployed troops will protect your men by the blind rage of Femocratics, at least we'll protect the most sexy ones :)

    But we don't want find resistance on our advance towards your capital.

    And your men have to wear sunglasses at every time, because we don't want be eye-raped :)

    And your men have to be disarmed, because sometimes our 8 feet tall brave ladies likes to rape men :)

    And your men have to not wear jeans, because it are too hard to remove :(

    And your men have to not wear boots, because it are hard to remove and ALSO we hate smelly feets!!!

     

    Oh, we still need 6 millions for damages, and we have not intention to pay your men for sex because it's our right and your duty.

     

    I forget: after the occupation the currency of the zones occupied by us will be OUR currency, the best currency of all universes, known and unknown, the very famous:

    "PFFFT! COMMUNIST WOMEN OWNS ALL!!!"

     

    Get used to it, and check your privilege now ;)

  14. Oh, maybe there are some members of a humanitarian organizations, ja?

    Oh, i would say to you “don't worry”. But i cannot, Harpland refused my offer of peace, prisoners executed, see?

    I don't see a bright future for Harpland when our brave ladies will takeover them – next month we'll held our famous mass-torture games in Malmopenhagen, our capital, and also we need more slaves.

    If instead Femocratics will take Harpland, i don't see [u]at all[/u] a future for them, because, as far i know, Femocratics don't care to take slaves nor prisoners.

     

    This is my hymn, a song titled “deep red” (i suppose by the title that's an old communist song)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JpuislFVzU

     

    for spider: your version is old and a little sucks, use the one in my signature, its better!

  15. Are you aware that the bold part means war for us?
    Yes, I see, it seems that you're very good in pissing off others...but I already know that :-)
    I guess you will not see a sweet roleplay, since Harpland is silent, he doesn't answer.

     Okay, okay, there's always a way of compromise: i'll only outlaw lesbianism within my queen's palace ;) and that also includes the gardens, so you cannot roleplay that stupid thing of lesbian cheetahs anymore =)

    I hope that harpland surrenders, because the sweet version I still have to see ;)
  16. IC: TRAITRIX! We'll crush them, we alone! And then we'll *BLEEEP* these disgusting creatures! You're the shame of the motherland of Tiina Rosenberg! Valerie Solanas is crying in heaven! And the spirit of Andrea Dworkin is so enraged with you that she's eating like an hyppopotamus to placate her nervousness! Shame on you, Peggy Inga!

    OOC: you're beginning to be a roleplay competitor for Spider.
    I only hope it will be not a new escalation...

     

    Yes, I know I'm great ;) just yesterday I pissed off again who you know in another place that you know very well ;)

    I'm also wondering about outlawing lesbianism here - male homosexuality is already lawbreak, classified as "waste of resources" ;)

     

    When do we announce the real election results?

     

    What elections you're talking about?

    This nation have only a party: "F!!!" that is the more enraged version of the Swedish "F!" all other parties are banned, especially the ones lead by males with beard - moustaches are admitted, but only within queen's palace.

    Don't offer him peace. He's a multi scum bag.
    Besides, you also have IRON on the scene.
    ZI! ZI! ZI!

    I would totally send you some cash to keep rolling him but my aid slots are full with tech deals. If I were small enough, I'd be rolling the !@#$ out him myself.

    IRON seems interesting

     

      
    When we will install a new government, amazons will vote and they will elect the two Queens, the queen of peace and the queen of war. Vote is compulsory and not secret for amazons. Only amazons can vote about such matters - frumps vote only in referendas. To the lesbian citizens of the occupied nation is automatically granted the status of "frump", and they can also try to earn "amazon" status through voluntary military service. Other citizens of the occupied nation usually do not enjoy the occupation (euphemism)....

       Meh, usually we have the opposite problem..
    This occupation will be relatively sweet just because is leaded by Vampir, the Empress of peace. In an another game, when an enemy territory was occupied by the forces leaded by the Empress of war, Spider, some other users runned to buy popcorn to better enjoy her show.

    Vampir.

    Seeehhh, I want see your sweetness, I want really see it.

  17. From: Queen Peggy Inga, supreme queen of the Feminist Paradise of Sisterhood of Pain

    To: solkaaz, ruler of Harpland

     

    Subject: Peace Offer

     

    Reason of our Peace Offer: Humanitarian Reasons

     

    EXPLANATION:

    We are winning.

    We are capturing a lot of male prisoners.

    They must wear sunglasses at everytime in order to avoid they eye-rape our brave ladies.

    We are running out of sunglasses.

    We don't want be eye-raped nor execute the male prisoners (they would eye-rape all us without sunglasses!!!).

     

    We demand:

    Immediate cease fire.

    Your sign on a silly document with blablabla about perpetual peace and universal friendship.

    100,000 sunglasses (even used, it doesn't matter, since it are for males).

     

    Our is a very generous offer, since we winned 2 battles out of 2.

  18. FROM

    Peggy Inga, Supreme Queen of SISTERHOOD OF PAIN

    TO

    Femocratic *CENSORED*

     

    The FRA (Females Rules All, OUR secret service) have just intercepted your telegram.

     

    Boko Haram is OUR!

    You have illegally occupied it, and now you're eliminating all OUR slaves!
    I mean you, *CENSORED*!
     
    We are also aware that you *CENSORED* are actively supporting and funding the terrorist organization known as "Women Against Female Super-Supremacism"
    That's even more ludicrous!
     
    We'll take OUR revenge!
     
    OUR CYBORG DOMINATRIXES will crush your amazons!

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IHadByMvXk

     

    OUR final victory is sure.

     

    We'll thermonuclearize you.

     

     

    Ehm, sorry, there was only a man's good discourse for this situation.

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