Kim Jong lllest
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I remember trying to get young senators to sanction Batallion to get him out of power. Oh, it was such a riot when it actually worked.
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NPO, MK, NpO, in that order, as others have said. VE because they spearheaded Karma and played a starring role in so many political events. Rounding it out is TOP for, I personally believe, being an influence that has led to the current high-NS-only alliance pattern. They showed (whether inadvertently or not) that strategy could lead to becoming a dominant force.
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Sorry? Banks? I haven't heard that term used seriously since six years ago.
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I remember 3/150 being the standard and 3/100 being good when I started. By the time I ended, I was usually doing 3/50 because I was lazy but I think 6/150 had become a thing by then.
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KOREA WORLD OWNER MESSAGE
TO ALL NATION SUBJECT GOVERNORS
I your gracious most covenant leader of all gods have noticed lack of distinct nominations for all categories. Bad!
Kim Jong Illest plotting and displaying indigestion
For your crimes of all people against humanity in Korea I taken extreme steps.
Your film industries all targeted yes. No movie displayed depicting myself in favorable light to be displayed as all know already of my greatness. Useless redundancy not allowed waste of my efforts.
Evil tights man promoting already known greatness mine in film arrested for crimes. Also discovered his involvement in over 63 murders shocking such surprise.
Let warning this emanate through world not regard lightly of me!
Signed,
Kim Jong Illest
In supreme diligence I nominate Tywin Lannister for worst poster, Hawaii for worst nation, and Social Sovereignty for worst political movement. All great knowledge know true. -
In the race to bottom, glorious leader has game beat!
Finally, someone who understands me! A female follower no less! Glorious days ahead!
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For many years friends in glorious allied Europa have been at my's side whenever need. Their gracious commitment seconded by mine not has gone unnoticed. Today there are momentous celebrations and pleasantries for great announcement of upleveling of dear friendship. However, today long worded your king not will be due to great excitement of following.
Unrelated map of world and glorious realm of Kim Jong Illest, along with subordinate territory highlighted in red.
All true patriots worshippers following myself know of Europa's aide in these long years. Before my arrival millenia ago Europa protect my disciples in Korea. All know this. All! For any lies told about Europa, I blame admin. They are marketing for lies and deceits. Evilgoers plot against great people, never against evil. We are not afraid of the evil, for I the god have condemned them. They are stupid and they are condemned. Do not in fact repeat their lies. Allow me to show you scale of barbarity exhibited in Europa for supporting me.
Such a typical evil coverup of proof of Kim Jong Illest's godness
Evidence such as this cannot leave unnoticed. Of course, our estimates are none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. But the reign evil that has rooted in this world has too far reaching of establishment for myself to continue my efforts alone.
Fans unworthy of rejoicing at Kim Jong Illest attempt to do so anyways for the glory of him.
Therefore, I graciously generously allow Europa to join up under ranks as glorious soldiers of KOREA WORLD OWNER. To show appreciation for timeless support I allow them keep ceremonious leaders positions and name of Europa brought to me. For it is such pleasantries as these that do not matter but the terrific Korea does.
Signed,
Glorious ruler of world
Gracious and most just of justs
Greatness unshakable orator
Signed for Europa,
Europa
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FROM THE DESK OF GLORIOUS GRACIOUS EVERLASTING REBORN YOUR KING
It has come to attention of mine there is another group trying to take my spotlight from myself. They steal secret ancient tactic created by me centuries ago of posting many threads at once. Very this unacceptable. I find these reprehensible acts must cease at once or face glorious wrath.
Kim Jong Illest learns of vast evil
This was opinion before I see post vastly abusing Best Korea national moose in motion picture within post.
To the so called "alliance" of Europa, which really just thugs of evil serving greatest devil, I tell shame.
Event this will not go unnoticed, prepare for holy smite strike down.
Declared on the day of reckoning,
Kim Jong Illest -
World was never the same.
Shame.
Indeed sir it is due to transgressions over KOREA WORLD OWNER sovereignty such as these that we not allowed have nice things on bob. -
These further provocations by goldie against KOREA WORLD OWNER are outrageous and will be responded to in an extreme and necessary manner thank you.
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Thank you kind subject. Your recent words source of much relaxation for great king god recent days. Pleasure all mine of course always is.I like you, Mr. Illest. I will say that.
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Whom shall replace goldie that I conversate in order avoid massive war devastating to goldie VE and planet? I only think for best for subjects.
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Thank you subject for revealing the source of comedy flown over so many heads like cropduster over corn.Reminds me way too much of a certain 2009 war.
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You are going to be one of those novelty guys, aren't you?
My dearest subjectus Imperotus, you have had more gracious dealings with king god in past than you know, KOREA WORLD OWNER anti-espionage almost identified you as spy underling. -
Shocking revelations!
Yes dear subject I sit aghast at this news myself -
Loyal subjects and friends of my glorious king godship, I have come across disturbing evidence of subterfuge espionage western capitalism has tried to bring upon KOREAN WORLD ORDER. Here presented below:[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> I got that screenie for you
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <goldie[ve]> Cheesy
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> about KOREA WORLD OWNER increasing warchest
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> BUT
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> here's the deal
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <goldie[ve]> ?
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> KOREA WORLD OWNER has unimaginable brain power
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> he already knows we took the screenshot
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> we don't know how
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> so if that screen shot leaks, we lose our lives
[17:28]<goldie[ve]> <goldie[ve]> ok
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> okay
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> just so you know
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <goldie[ve]> It will remain in VE
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> http://i730.photobucket.warchestleak.jpg
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> http://i730.photobucket.warchest2leak.jpg
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> guard that with your life
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <goldie[ve]> I will
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <goldie[ve]> promise
[17:28] <goldie[ve]> <UnnamedKimSpy> bbl
How will world respond to GOLDIE[VE] transgression against their god? Will they get to GOLDIE[VE] before wrath of Kim exerts fullest extent? Will GOLDIE[VE] ever retain honor lost from incident?
World may ever know.
Dictated on the 4th day,
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Unnecessary chest beat unnoticed by king god it below level of discourse even capable of looking.Better than the chest-beating in all the other threads. I can watch a Lowland Gorilla doc if I wanted to see that.
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Glorious leader has place in society above others feed greatness not food.
ooc: I was unaware Moo Cows died IRL, I apologize. I haven't been around in a few years. -
This unworthy subject cannot express the honor felt by having the love returned by Our Glorious and Benevolent Overlord.
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Dear glorious leader, the yellow cake uranium is not actually cake. Stop eating it, pls.
Lemon odd taste have that day. -
Glorious and evenly just god provides opportunities for all, even far below me, because prosperity, peace, greatness, all come with fairness even to Moocows.Yeah.. disrespectful to Best Korea. They can do much better than that.
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Clearly you fail in humor vision. I attach Moo Cows to list because Karma War loss, funny joke! Haha!The name of Moo-Cows shouldn't have to be associated with a pointless thread like this, it's disrespectful
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Gracious all benevolent leader has love for subject too.
I love this guy. Seriously. -
Oh yes. Of course.
All hail the glorious leader!
May his imperial lawns be forever trimmed with scissors!
Grass on your god's humble residence chooses always be not high.
The GOP merges into VE
in Alliance Announcements (IC)
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I didn't expect it to go this long, but they did eventually return back to where they came from.