[Covert Commander Presents]

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No owners, no managers, no rules. Just pimps and macs workin their ho's for dollar bills.

You a new ho workin my corner? I see you out there trying to hide, bitch you can’t work my turf without payin a tax, join the players ball and enjoy the comforts of my high dollar Rolodex & in no time you’ll be pulling trix  from college grads and Wall Street executives.

Pimp re-certification : Is ur game & pimp hand getting soft ? Father time making you all apathetic? Fear  not, our weekend MAC retreat will have you so hard, you may slap ur mama when you return.

You think you got game ?  Take our pimp  test to see where you rank

Pimplogy 101 6kk
Pimplogy 202 12kk
Pimplogy 303 18kk
Pimplogy 404 24kk ( advanced macs only, must have a minimum of 4 ho's workin the stable  )
 
Future Services: not limited to

Ho retrieval: $29.99 (24 million or 600 tech) has ur ho went off the reservation thinkin for herself & pulling trix on her own? Appalling, and could end a mac’s career in no time. Our deluxe service will travel into international waters if need be and drag that bitch back by her gerry curled weave and return her home un-bruised & ready for work.

Want to be a part of the most offense down right disgusting social pariah to walk this planet?

Then join the revolution , the PIMP Revolution that is

Brought to you by his royal pimpness

Bishop Don Juan

[Seperating of OOC and IC]

Master Mac Hakai, ho be perpetratin , i've given her plenty of opportunity to join the players ball & begin her new career, she keeps runnin off trying to think for herself, pullin trix on her own and not payin a tax ---- just disrepectin my corner

I even went out of my way and offered to buy her from Mac Daddy Tidy’s stronnng pimp hand and now look at her, how the hell I'm gona put her on the stroll lookin like she does, all raggedy & what not

I’m a PimP with a capitol “P” on both mfin ends? No cup, no cane, JUST GAME .

I'd be more in favor of the separating of Rotavele and Cyber Nations

a proper rebranding to match her job title is all thats needed, possibly Midnight Cherry, Gigi Cumberland, Curly Goldrush or my favorite Chin-Chin Tulane

by the way i've seen the marks LEFT by your pimp hand, u a no non scence pimp arent ya ? much respect

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[The War on Pimpology]

I hope you learn your lesson. That is to not mess with nations you don't know and that you picked on the wrong new nation.
 
After the war, if you apply to a prestigious alliance, I'll be glad to help out and teach you how to play more efficiently.

I just smoked a fat blnt and my vision must be blury,

I’m Covert Commander world renowned pimp in over 20 gamin clans and 12 elite FPS units, my pimp hand is strong and I donz ever surderz to no ones especially to a hoe who belongs in my stble.

ur best shot at any kind of reform cme at the hand of the person who brought me here.

but as usuall salt has been poured ALL over his G*A*M*E 5 years and counting.

lets flip the script, join the players club be my number 1 and ill shower u with champegne and dreams that or i com back tomrow and takes moe money .

To my fellow macs at NSO pimpin aint easy .. recognize


 

[The War on Pimpology]

Whoever this guy is and why he attacked me.

u a suka i'm a playa and im here to gez mine

i found ur purse and lokie here u hold on out on me, i told u its tax season

To: Beauty From: Covert Commander Date: 8/16/2014 12:51:19 AM

Subject: Battle Report
Message: You have been attacked by Covert Commander.

You lost 362 soldiers and 296 tanks. You killed 104 soldiers and 0 tanks. Their forces razed 8.899 miles of your land, stole 3.997 technology, and destroyed 20.046 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.
 

Also that is mean to aid him NSO.  :((

don't be hattin thats a tax dedectiable controbution to the hoe reform act of 2014, playa's court is now in secsion

[The War on Pimpology]

Consider this bounty lifted.
 

To: Freelancer    From: Covert Commander    Date: 8/14/2014 8:56:36 AM

Subject: RE: u win tis batle

 

Message: i aint makin no video, tring to join an allinance now, call off the bounty so i can build

please


Since my comments will be a variety of IC and OCC I’ll tag the whole thing

(OCC)

I want to thank Unknown Smurf, Tidy Bowl  Man and of course Master Hakai    who played along and took this thread from what it was a “situation comedy”.
 

Some threads contrary to most belief are targeted at a specific audience and if you’re too stupid to figure that out than I suggest the golden rule silence.

To William Bonny and the world in general, I apologize for creating this little show and request you tune into Complacency or DBDC is ruining the game, obviously those are better channels than this one.

That said, since I primarily create all the announcement for The III Percent consider this our last one, were done, and while I know some may consider this a gift and maybe rightfully so we’ll stop back in year or so to see how many nations are left, my guess will be less 5000.

To The Governing body of GATO if you feel this was an embarrassment and it necessary to reevaluate our ODP, you know where we live.

To my nephew thank you for doing what you do, make sure you show the world your Kat Williams impersonation it’s by far the best one I’ve ever seen.

To the rest of you, you know who you are thank you for reassuring my belief that this place SUCKS, Jack there won’t be any talking me out of it this time.

Astalavista

(/OCC)

 

 

Whos outta binezz now playa ? u ben pimpified  hehehe

this is a daddy mac pimp revolutin unerway, tell connor I says hello

 

[The War on Pimpology]

i aint makin no stikin video and my baby beauty wont pece out she's still hatin cuz i took her tric monez

[Bounty on a Graphic Card Junkie.]

, I have some terms.

so do i, giv me all ur jelwery and 6 million call it a disloyality tax.

still  a busta
 

To: Covert Commander    From: Freelancer    Date: 8/12/2014 5:38:59 PM

Subject: RE: What the hell

 

Message: My forum account has just been banned for 48 hours, that you will pay for in every world there is.

Nice play but that will not help you.