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  3. \m/ Announcement

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    [quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1282007569' post='2418464']
    It shouldn't even rate as a poor show. I'm a member of PC, I raid, but I don't brag about it all over the OWF. Well actually I have in the pass when I used to run the FORA, but that was then and not now. This showing is more of a ddongchim sort of showing. You see those nation leaders who got their start teaching ESL in South Korea know the dreaded horror called ddongchim. That is where a South Korean school boy jams their finger into your unsuspecting rectum when you are walking down the hall to get a rile out of you.

    Seriously, it is the most disconcerting experience ever for the leaders of Planet Bob. One moment you are walking to the copier to print out 40 copies of a DoW for smashing some alliance up and the next moment you have a chortling 8 year old South Korean boy trying to impale you via your rectum. Mind you, I should point out that even in Korea it is considered the norm that you wear pants. So there is no actual penetration, but the mere attempt is always a huge surprise.

    So yeah, this entire thing screams, "I'm an 8 year old South Korean Academy brat trying to shove my finger in the entire rectum of planet bob."

    Funny thing is.. every single time a kid tried to ddongchim me he ended up with his nose in the corner for an hour.

    Just saying \m/.. Don't expect me to fight for you clowns when you piss someone else off at you over these types of juvenile antics. I'll flat out refuse any order to go to war to protect you ding a lings from the consequences of your ddongchiming.
    [/quote]
    Lol awesome post

  8. Karma for Sparta

    in World Affairs (IC)

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    [quote name='illini12day' date='28 February 2010 - 12:27 PM' timestamp='1267378278' post='2208470']
    O really? I am sorry you guys don't have balls to attack us if you think we are such a bad alliance! By the way we are number 4 alliance! Attack us and I bet you we won't be one burning! And Sparta ain't going down this year we just need to re-adjust things after this war!

    Doxa Sparta!!!!!
    [/quote]
    heh, tough words there...#4 alliance. One on One I'd bet the farm on any of the other sanctioned alliances...until you bring in your allies for "support".

  12. Last Announcement

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

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    I resign as leader of UED. I dont have enough patience for this drama. If they want to run the alliance into the ground, fine. Even though 6 months of my life are wasted, I had a great time. As final act as leader of UED, I hereby cancel all treaties. If I cant have it, nobody can. To all recruiters, go ahead and send messages to my members, I urge you to do so.

    Signed

    King Death II, the fallen angel

    Edit: Not disbanding, KOwens is free to run UED into the ground

    LOL how mature of you.

    [/sarcasm]

    I wouldn't expect anything less from King Death...

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