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  2. An Imperial Decree

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    Everybody its a war, if not fighting to win, then what?  Use all means to destroy the enemy, I would expect no less.  But this war is over, we have fought and learned, now time to rebuild for the next party.  good day, as I said my bath water is now warm, DO NOT make me get dirty again!

     

    And Riceroy when done I will be hungry, can you make up some of "the sanfransico treet" I love that stuff, and thanks again for the winter distraction

  4. An Imperial Decree

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    Get used to it.

     

    For my next act as Viceroy of Kaskus, the following changes are hereby implemented.

     

    1. All "Secret" treaties are considered null and void. This is not 2006.

     

    2. Proper means of communication will be established. This includes, but is not limited to, an active IRC channel inhabited by a gov member at all times, a forum system which can be implemented at Kaskus government discretion, and an end to the use of social media sites as communication tools.

     

    3. A much more coherent government structure will be implemented. This includes having clearly identifiable government officials whose roles remain the same, not dependent on the war status of the alliance, or at the whim of whoever decides to be in charge that day.

     

    4. Pollard shall be given administrator access to Kaskus' new forums, will be given ops in their IRC channel and will be consulted regarding any actions Kaskus decides to take in the foreseeable future, until they can learn to be a responsible alliance.

    There you go!  now I hate you again Thanks!  back to norml.  

  6. An Imperial Decree

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    Posted · Edited by Lord Bit

    As my first act as Kaskus viceroy, I terminate the protection of your alliance.

    as viceroy  :gun:  of Kaskus, why don't you appologize and order peace?

     

    And I am not, who you think I am

     

    I like Pina Coladas
    And getting caught in the rain, nuclear rain.
    I am into yoga, especially the Savasana
    I have half a brain, but only the war half.
    I am into making love at midnight, OK or attacking.

     

    So if I am the war that you have looked for, come to me and declare. :wub:

     

     

    I know I am in puss mode. ok will be accepting dates in a few days, said it before YOU HA HA

  10. A Shangri-La Announcement

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    Posted


    I'm really bored and nothing interesting is happening in other places. If you want, I can try to coup you or something and be able to post internally about fun stuff. :ehm:

     

     

     



    Oh snap, a nation that high on their side? I think our lower mid-tiers are going to be nuking each other over the chance to actually fight in the war.

    Yea 3 shang nations tripping over each other looking for the exit!  If 3 shan Girl a  nations attack him, the world may end!  You give me laugh a big belly laugh! thanks

  13. A Shangri-La Announcement

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    Yes, please listen to the man with experience here. 

    Ouch  BANG!  oh awake now. I hit my head when I fell asleep trying to read that log.  Smurf you are the man, or crazy, if you save all that stuff and know where to find it!  I am gona hook you up with the Sominex company, then I will buy stock, and make a mint!   Man that is worse than Reading law books!  great sleep aid.

     

    As for fighting smalls. We have been at war for almost 2 months,  NSO is 60-70% below 25-30K  so we attack them,  Shang attacked us knowing our strength, Out of Pride Hereno threw her "noobs, her included"  to the wolves.  NPO is giving a decent fight.  Oh and Wad of Lint, is the luckiest SOB, ever to roam Planet BOB!

     

    But EH!  actually we are dying of BORDOM.     Sun Tzu, should add a new chapter to "The Art of WAR"   How to kill the enemy with BORDOM.    Please press the attack!

  14. A Shangri-La Announcement

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    Posted · Edited by Lord Bit

    I think Clint said it best in Unforgiven
     
    Will Munny[/url]: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
    [pause]
    Will Munny[/url]: You, fat man. Speak up.
    Skinny Dubois[/url]: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
    [Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
    Will Munny[/url]: You better clear outta there.
    Man: Yes, sir.
    [scampers out of the way]
    Little Bill Daggett[/url]: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
    [Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
    Little Bill Daggett[/url]: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
    Will Munny[/url]: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend
     
    Yes, I am a cowardly Son of a bitch, who kills unarmed nations.  But when their alliance decides to attack Kaskus, the had best arm themselves.
     
    Little Bill Daggett[/url]: You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
    Will Munny[/url]: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned.
     
    And yes I have killed every thing that walks or crawls, or slithers like a sith at one time or another.

  15. A Shangri-La Announcement

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    Posted · Edited by Lord Bit


    1. There isn't a pressing need for us to declare on many of your nations, seeing as the first thing you guys do once you get out of anarchy is fill up your offensive slots completely.

     

    2. There are three alliances fighting you, and we are all competing for slots.

     

    3. You are in the lower tier where all of our noobs are, with nations like gantanX that have the top 5 casualties in the game fighting us. Of course you will be doing well against these nations. That you are actually on here bragging about your victories with WRCs and nukes over nations without wonders is pathetic.

     

    4. Keep in mind that our lower tier can easily be rebuilt. While you might be doing quite a bit of damage to nations without much in the way of wonders and improvements to fight you back with, it only takes a few rounds of aid to rebuild them. Meanwhile, you're wasting a far larger amount of money and don't have much of an upper tier with which to rebuild.

     

    5. Kaskus will not be getting white peace, so all you're doing now is keeping yourselves from being able to rebuild by one day for every day you stay in the conflict longer.

     

    But thanks for sending me an in-game PM so that I could come here and address your idiocy personally. I appreciate it.

    #1 Most alliances try to keep people in anarchy and direct the war, But I guess I can see you allowing us to pick our targets as a "Smart Move"

    #2 competing for slots??  I have 2 open and counted over 35 kaskus slots open??  I guess your being polite, letting others go first.  So Ok

    #3 Noobs  hell you attacked us, if you didnt want us to fight back, don"t declare a state of "annoyed",  one nation is 945 old (you) 1.8k NS   hows that warchest?

    #4 We do not need a upper tier, unlike some we have warchest, It only costs 300m to go from 1000 to 5999.  and that 300 m is 100 slots or 200 days for your upper tier rebuild plan

    #5 A day without war, is click, ok done.  like a day without nukes is a day without warmth.  If your asking for white peace, we can probably give it to you.

    and thanks I will consider  that a compliment.   Wakakakakakakaka

  17. A Shangri-La Announcement

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    Posted · Edited by Lord Bit

    I am confused "Shangri-La hereby recognizes a state of war with Kaskus" what does this mean? You have declared 20 of 71 wars we have fought? I guess "recognizes" is different than "declares" or "is at war with". I Lord Bitburg recognize that Shangri-la is very "ANNOYED, IRRITATED, LIVID, IRATE, HEATED, maybe even Gnashing of teeth" at Kaskus. But i think "state of war" is kinda Harsh. 

     

    I have seating for 2, with another opening at change, would love to seat some annoyed  Shang nations.

     

    And Sardonic, what's the matter with chewing on feet? Meow, it can lead to much better things! :P

  20. A Shangri-La Announcement

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    Posted · Edited by Lord Bit

    Thank you for the fast courteous service shangir la, all Death from above slots are full. He is so pretty and whitty and wise, and his self esteem is rebuilt.

     

    Please if Shang and NSO can keep attacking that would be great, NPO is in the Meat and Potatoes War, let's Kaskus/NSO/Shang have our own Peanut Butter and Jelly war!

     

    We will bring the bread!  Rayvon bring the peanut butter. and  Hereno bring the JELLY!  Yum Yum

     

    sincerely Lord Bitburg

  22. A Shangri-La Announcement

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    Posted · Edited by Lord Bit

    I am trying to be polite

    Dear Hereno and honorable Shangri la

          My friend Death from above 82/ Black sheep asks respectfully that since you declared war on us, please declare on him. He has had noone declare and has 3 open (1) slots. We are spending a ton of kaskus reserves on psychiatric counseling, to reasure him that he is not ulgy, does not smell (I know I do), and does not have a big butt. Please someone attack, his self esteeem is in the crapper. and two Kaskus warriors slipped today in the command post hallway, because of the puddles of tears. Have some mercy and attack the poor sap before he eats one of his own nukes.

     

    Sincerely the new polite Lord Bitburg (I may cut my hair and shower, but kinda doubt it)

     

    you can find him at  http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=324487     Thanks, Two slots filled, the crying has slowed.

     

     

    oh god what babies Kaskus, now  Baby Fark McGeezax of  Comolia is asking why we always take care of black sheep 

    so to be fair he has 2 slots/ 3 at change   http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=322828

     

     

    It is pretty bad when my crazy a$$ is the one taking care of the psychiatric needs and counseling for Kaskus because "I am crazy as a sh!thouse Rat"  they make me look sane

     

    Wakakakakakakakakak

  24. An Imperial Decree

    in Alliance Announcements (IC)

    Posted · Edited by Lord Bit

    Yahn! Oh oK I am awake, same bs different day. MOM! throw a sith on the grill! I am hungry! I will be back in a minute, gota brush my tooth, and take a shower in the sewer. Ok time for killing! another day another dead sith (old kaskus saying) wakakakakakak

    PS last 3 NSO attacked 1675, 1341, 1285 days old, are these noobs? if so the meat is kinda chewy and stringy, I hear NOOB is real tender.

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