[Recognition of Hostilities with I dunno some spelunking alliance or something]

Kipling wasn't alive 1000 years ago.

 

He was alive 100 years ago though. Baldr probably just added an extra "0" on accident. 

[Fashionably Late Election Results]

RIA, I am disappointed, not only was I able to read this announcement in a single sitting but I also managed to entirely understand it.... ENTIRELY!

I expect this lapse in quality to be remedied by the next time you step forth to the OWF.

 

While we promise insanity, we also promise randomness. The fact that you could understand it (an unusual feat, I assure you) merely shows how random our announcements are.

 

In other words, this simplistic announcement fulfilled our promise for Randomness and Insanity.

 

Death to the RIA!

Glory to the RIA!

VIVA LA RIA!

[Moth]

I thank biofantic for representing me

 

I consider it an honor, as I know that a Lannister always pays his debts.

[Delusional Protectorate]

Because this is official, should we move it to Alliance Announcements?

[An Official Announcement from the Mushroom Kaliphate (Kingdom)]

Christian Coalition of Cowards. 

 

This will be awkward when MK loses.

 

 

 

Can we be the Catastrophically Corybantic Cacti next time, or does that infringe on RIAs image?

 

The name of the Cactuar is to be praised by all, as is his ferociousness.