CrocodillyPontifex
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one minute thirty seconds after update and I've got all my attacks in on my two original targets, and the new guy who piled on, yet I've still got no incoming attacks. This is gonna be boring if you all don't defend yourselves, NoR.
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The Order of the Holy Crocodilian is hereby formed. Let it be known henceforth that excretory orifices of any stripe that fall under His Reptilian gaze shall be destroyed, or in the very least, inconvenienced slightly. It is a broad departure from the status quo; TOHC will do what it believes is right, without hesitation, and without forethought or planning.
Some of you may be saying "But what are the criteria for targeting?" "How can you be an alliance, you're only one person,""Who gives a flying rats ass?" Well, minions, the answers to these are as follows: Goons, and their allies; Nordreich, and their allies; and NPO, and their allies have all been singled out for destruction. As for the second count, I believe you may speak with anyone who has ever dealt with me, and they will confirm my personal ego is certainly big enough to constitute an entire AA. Thirdly, the only people who should take heed are my enemies. All who wish to eschew politics and get straight to killin' are welcome. You may parlay with His Holiness in #TOHC.
[font="Century Gothic"][size="4"]LOOK UPON YOUR SCALY OVERLORD AND TREMBLE!! THE DAY OF REPTILIAN RECKONING HAS ARRIVED![/size][/font] -
There will be Nuclear bombs for everyone in our time!
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some people in this thread really seem to have thin skin. Head on home, if that is the case, because emotions can be hard to master. race that train and you will always lose.
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[quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1308806487' post='2739054']
Jeez you're like the no-fun gestapo or something
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chewy isnt that bad, his humor is a solid reason for living. Space can be filled with the laughter his jocularity brings. -
[quote name='Lord Curzon' timestamp='1308806162' post='2739038']
Maybe a new pair of pants?
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I am sorry to hear of your struggle. perhaps you should lay off the caffeine? -
All kidding aside, I'm glad there is finally a solution to our cluttered diplomatic section.
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and here I thought it was Goering to be something important...
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[quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1304561133' post='2706488']
Even though I highly dislike Sparta I can't help but agree that this is a nice grouping.
Congrats to you four.
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Oh !@#$! You don't like Sparta? $%&@...
Damnit, I TOLD you guys NSO wouldn't like this
I TOLD YOU! But did you listen to me? Of course not.
Now NSO is mad at us.
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Hooray! More drinking partners! More Woar buddies!
Also glad to see the blubbering whale farts that are #VE sounding off in here. If they weren't against it, I'd not be sure i was doing it right. -
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What, no UFIA heart? -
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10. Raving_MainyYak- Anyone who knows FARK knows they are great fighters, and have a quite a bit of treaties with the right people.
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The only thing we fight is sobreitey, and the ongoing battle against bacon stockpiles.
Our allies are cool people though. -
[quote name='Der Kommissar' date='03 July 2010 - 08:56 AM' timestamp='1278168949' post='2358667']
[color="#FF0000"]The photos have been removed. Don't discuss or post them again.[/color]
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New Election. Caught sayof results that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute" -
[quote name='RavingMainyYak' date='01 July 2010 - 08:38 AM' timestamp='1277995082' post='2356605']
The first rule of parties... never be the first person to pass out.
Congrats to my [s]fellow oppressors[/s] colleagues on Council.
And the obligatory, we're doomed.
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These elections are great, I hope we really get down to business and bust some heads. Of course, we can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. They were hard to get where I grew up. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. Then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to settle my throne as the Prince of Bel Air .
T.O.H.C. is formed.
in Open World RP
Posted · Edited by CrocodillyPontifex
Whats worthless is your alliance's war effort. I have 4 wars with you people and you've yet to anarchy me. By any measure, that's just sad.