[Notice of Protected Status]

Welcome to Bob, folks.

While we appreciate the welcome, i believe most of us have been around longer than you.

[Abortion Disco Merger Berger Annoucement Spectacular]

Damn, i was really, really looking forward to the sanctioning of this alliance.

[Imperial Decree from the New Pacific Order]

This is hilarious.

Epic.

Epic that these people act like they are better than NPO.

More Epic that some of you believe them.

I would just like to point out that the entire idea behind the coalition that is currently dismantling NPO, Karma, Is not a nice thing. Karma is a cosmic balancing act. You punch someone, you get punched. you kill someones child, yours dies. That sort of thing. The coalition of karma has done a poor job of emulating its namesake as of yet, and it looks like they are trying to make up for it by actually providing decent terms this go around. In the past, NPO made nations come out of piece mode or forced the largest reps ever(at the time). what goes around comes around.

[Aloha's Declaration of Existence]

This looks like a boat we should all get on.

[IRON Surrenders]

This is a motherfarking travesty. IRON gets off WAY too light for being the bully in the shadows of the hegemony for nearly a year.

[Post your casualties.]

Number of Soldiers Lost in All Wars. 681,303 Attacking + 858,561 Defending = 1,539,864 Casualties

EDIT: just got nuked

681,303 Attacking + 909,447 Defending = 1,590,750 Casualties

Casualty Rank: Ranked #169 of 29,941 Nations (0.56%)

[One tC Leader's Account of the War]

Anu drake is one of the slimiest characters in CN. He is a disgrace to his alliance and to himself. I say good riddance to a shameful part of Cybernations history.

[Fark Declares in Support of Ragnarok]

215 wars, 4 nations in anarchy. That is the most obscenely awesome stat of the war right there.

[Fark Declares in Support of Ragnarok]

holy shiat you farkers are awesome.

[Declaration of War from the Multicolored Cross-X Alliance]

Lol. Let the reverse tech raid begin!

[Farkistan Announcement]

"Its about Time"

[Imperial Decree]

I am going to enjoy this.

[Join Fark Now!!!]

Join us. you know you want to.

/Been here twice, both times have been great.

[Farkistan's Farkuary Madness]

I would have beaten wicked 1v1, but Geo had to distract me while wicked took the win.

/Sore loser

//Congrats wickedj and the rest of council.

[These people scare the crap out of me]

Yay us! Congrats to all our winners. Go PhysicsJunky!

[Breaking News from the Fark News Network]

So happy for you guys! even if i was next in line to win....DAMN YOU AJ!!!!

[Fark's New (Undead) Gov!]

YAY US! Seriously, it is kinda strange no one else comes up with good announcements.

[Farkistan has something to say]

yeeeah!

/lil john

[International Protection Agency DoW]

Welcome to the Fray my IPA bretheren

[There really is Guerilla Camp bug.]

this bug also hit me(just after update), and well, its messed. not only do you get hit with that type of problem, but you cant deploy the right amount of soldiers, buy more soldiers, or anything of that nature. this really needs to be fixed.