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  1. [quote name='Comrade Craig' timestamp='1295848802' post='2595877']
    They're awesome. That's why.

    [ooc]Because libertarianism and libertarian socialism existed at least 100 years before the word was hijacked by the LP.[/ooc]

    -Craig
    [/quote]

    True, but the word liberal (from the greek liber) was originally re-purposed to make libertarian. So in a way I am taking it back :P

    Anyway let us enjoy this war and not get bogged down in a flame war. Even an awesome articulate one.

  2. [img]http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx83/nowhereman_bto/Other/Cthulhu-flag.jpg[/img]
    [i]Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn[/i]

    I nowhereman, along with several others are forming the new alliance "The People of the Esoteric Order of Dagon". We of the PEOD are here to spread the message of madness, destruction and general dismay that is Cthulhu and the lesser god, Dagon. The stars are nearly right and it is time for us to come out of the shadows and demonstrate out power. We would be quite happy to receive all manner of cultists and other worshipers of the old ones. We would especially like to accept all people who are interested in becoming a sacrifice to the great god Dagon so that our fishing endeavors can continue to be bountiful. Without further adue, here is a short list of out founding members and a few people we would like to thank for helping us.

    Nowhereman: High Priest
    Abdul Alhazred: Great Priest
    Obed Marsh: Esteemed Priest
    Zadok Allen: Esteemed Priest
    Joseph Curwen: Esteemed Priest
    George Gammell Angell: Esteemed Priest
    Herbert West: Esteemed Priest
    William Dyer: Devotee
    Charles Dexter Ward: Devotee
    Francis Wayland Thurston: Devotee
    Robert Olmstead: Devotee

    And a special Thanks to:

    Miskatonic University for the use of their special collections library and for the use of their labrotories.

    Arkham Asylum for allowing the use of some of their patients. Dagon thanks you and we swear we will take good care of them.

    Edit:

    Our Protectors are: The Dread Cthulhu, Nirelathatep, Dagon, and Yogsothoth.

    Our formal Charter

    [size="5"][b]Article I[/b][/size]

    Any individual country may be admitted into the order provided that they show dedication to The Old Ones and a willingness to lay down their lives and souls in their service. This is done on a case by case basis and individuals that have read the Necronomicon are given priority over individuals who have not.

    [size="5"][b]Article II[/b][/size]

    The government of The People of the Esoteric Order of Dagon shall be made up of A high priest who shall act as the supreme executor of The Old Ones wills and one or more great priests that shall serve as the advisers to the high priest. The High priest, with the advice of the great priests, shall fulfill all the powers of government, which are unlimited in number, but include admitting new devotees, declaring wars, demanding sacrifices, and granting and rescinding governmental powers to others as he or she sees fit.

    [size="5"][b]Article III[/b][/size]

    In the event the high priest is to become incapacitated or is for any reason unable to fulfill his or her duty, like for example if he or she were to be sacrificed to Dagon, then prior to his or her leaving the world of the living, a successor will be declared. If no successor is declared, then the great priest with the most seniority shall be the new High priest.

    [size="5"][b]Article IV[/b][/size]

    Under no circumstances may a member of The People of the Esoteric Order of Dagon leave once they have joined. should a devotee attempt to leave, the entire country shall be sunk beneath the waves of the ocean and all its inhabitants will be given up to the underlings of the deep.


    We also have an IRC channel. Check us out in #PEOD

  3. [quote name='ty345' date='14 February 2010 - 06:28 PM' timestamp='1266200939' post='2181893']
    [IMG]http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn207/tdenmon/99redballons.jpg[/IMG]

    Fairly crappy Paint attempt, but fitting. Feel free to spruce it up.
    [/quote]

    Well, I am not exactly a photo shop master, but I do have some skill (as little as it may be). Here is a different tribute to Nina's famous song.

    [img]http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx83/nowhereman_bto/Other/99-red-balloons.jpg[/img]

    This is Berlin with some balloons and ICBMs being launched in the background. Yes, not exactly professional but give me a break. I am self-trained after all.

    P.S. is Nina still alive? It has only been 20+ years since the debut of that song but still, I wonder.

  4. I just learned how to use photoshop and so I am happy and busy making propaganda. No more pixel by pixel editing in MS paint.

    Athens-Nuke.gif

    Just an Athens tank getting nuked by the Tsar Bomba (the largest hydrogen bomb ever tested. Its size was around 50MT. Shortly after this everyone more or less decided that a crap load of small bombs is better than a few gigantic ones).

    It-BTO.gif

    I am not afraid of clowns... but damn pennywise is scary.

    BTOflag-War.jpg

    A banner I made. No animation, just the BTO logo and the letters BTO. I updated it a little bit to signify the war we are in.

    These are my first piss poor attempts, so tell me how much I suck.

  5. photo-1.gif

    here's mine. More to come.

    Please don't hotlink. You can save it and rehost if you want.

    blitzx2.gif

    here's another. More to come.

    Please don't hotlink. You can save it and rehost if you want.

    I love Scrubs. so props to you!!

  6. Ehh... I don't care. Update happens at 10 PM for me. That leaves me plenty of time to get liquored up :) So if someone wants to declare on me... well, that would be a waste. I mean, why the hell would you attack me? *nowhereman suddenly realized his own insignificance and shot himself*

  7. Hello? Has anyone else noticed that there are no dates and that there is obvious editing going on here? There is no way to tell from this posting if this took place in December, July, or even two years ago. If this is your evidence, then just admit that you wanted to hit them to gain NS and rape some easy countries. I could at least respect that.

  8. I don't get why people are so obsessed with "naming" conflicts that are currently in progress, like giving the name for the conflict as fast as possible is their one shot at internet nation game immortality.

    I would like to name the apparent conflict between Lamuella and the naming paradigm the LamNam Conflict. Any other takers?

    As for this war... well it seems apparent that we have a large alliance picking on a smaller alliance for the sake of it. Does might make right? Well, I am a bit too individualistic to make a decision there, so I will instead defer all further comments to the Dread Cthulhu. :rolleyes:

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